{"id":1022,"date":"2003-05-26T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-26T18:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2003\/05\/26\/111247008377640646\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:33:25","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:33:25","slug":"111247008377640646","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2003\/05\/26\/111247008377640646\/","title":{"rendered":"111247008377640646"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Kominn t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 br\u00fdna tungu m\u00edna \u00e1 spj\u00f3tsoddum sannleikans:<br \/>\n\u00c9g er \u00ed einhverri af \u00feeim \u00f3ge\u00f0felldari vinnum sem m\u00f6guleiki er fyrir hendi a\u00f0 vinna. Ekki vegna \u00feess sem \u00ed vinnunni felst heldur vegna starfsf\u00f3lksins og \u00e9g m\u00e1 \u00feakka Bibba fyrir a\u00f0 ge\u00f0heilsa m\u00edn er ekki frekar r\u00f6sku\u00f0. H\u00e9r fylgir l\u00fdsing \u00e1 \u00feeim helstu afsprengjum misheppna\u00f0rar \u00e6xlunar er vinna me\u00f0 m\u00e9r. Alr\u00e6mt er or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u201e\u00der\u00edeyki Hinnar eil\u00edfu f\u00e1fr\u00e6\u00f0i\u201c, \u00feeir Luri, Baldur og Barit\u00f3ndvergurinn. Luri l\u00e6tur vitsmunaskort sinn ekki aftra s\u00e9r og l\u00e6tur \u00f3spart \u00far munni s\u00ednum f\u00e1r\u00e1nleik og firru. \u00deessi akfeita afs\u00f6kun fyrir spend\u00fdr hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera heimsmethafi \u00ed l\u00e9legum br\u00f6ndurum. Baldur berst hetjulega fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tilverur\u00e9ttur sinn s\u00e9 vi\u00f0urkenndur, en \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur fyrir hann er vitleysa sjaldnast vi\u00f0urkennd. S\u00ed\u00f0ast en ekki s\u00edst er hinn aldr\u00e6mdi h\u00f6fu\u00f0paur: Barit\u00f3ndvergurinn. Dvergurinn er eitt \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegasta afstyrmi sem \u00far legi hefur olti\u00f0 og ber \u00fatlit ellefu \u00e1ra k\u00f3rdrengs \u00e1samt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sporta hinni broth\u00e6ttustu barit\u00f3nr\u00f6dd er nokkru sinni hefir heyrst. Dvergur heldur \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 framhaldssk\u00f3lanemi. Enginn tr\u00fair \u00fev\u00ed.<br \/>\nSvo koma \u201eThe Lesser Spawn of Evil\u201c. \u00dear fer fremstur \u00ed fylkingu fyrrverandi hobbitinn Viktor, sem kyrjar \u201eMy Precious\u201c fyrir framan altari af traktor hvert einasta mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. Viktor \u00fej\u00e1ist einnig af langdegis\u00feunglyndi \u00e1 sumrin en leggst \u00ed h\u00fd\u00f0i \u00e1 veturna. \u00deETTA \u00fearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 vinna vi\u00f0!!!<\/p>\n<p>Annars \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1tti \u00e9g yndislegan vinnudag \u00ed dag. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 gras, sl\u00e1 gras, sl\u00e1 gras og gras og gras og gras og meira gras&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> Radiohead quote dagsins:<br \/>\n\u201eYou will never make friends unless you like everyone genuinely. Oh well, I&#8217;m fucked then aren&#8217;t I?\u201c -Thom Yorke, s\u00f6ngvari og g\u00edtarleikari.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kominn t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 br\u00fdna tungu m\u00edna \u00e1 spj\u00f3tsoddum sannleikans: \u00c9g er \u00ed einhverri af \u00feeim \u00f3ge\u00f0felldari vinnum sem m\u00f6guleiki er fyrir hendi a\u00f0 vinna. Ekki vegna \u00feess sem \u00ed vinnunni felst heldur vegna starfsf\u00f3lksins og \u00e9g m\u00e1 \u00feakka Bibba fyrir a\u00f0 ge\u00f0heilsa m\u00edn er ekki frekar r\u00f6sku\u00f0. H\u00e9r fylgir l\u00fdsing \u00e1 \u00feeim helstu afsprengjum &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2003\/05\/26\/111247008377640646\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">111247008377640646<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11062,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions\/11062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}