{"id":1194,"date":"2003-08-25T15:53:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-25T15:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2003\/08\/25\/talandi-um-skola\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:33:39","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:33:39","slug":"talandi-um-skola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2003\/08\/25\/talandi-um-skola\/","title":{"rendered":"Talandi um sk\u00f3la&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a name=\"106182682859236284\"><\/a>\u00cd dag s\u00f3tti \u00e9g b\u00f3kasafn MS heim. Kannski engin \u00cd\u00feaka en \u00fear get \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1tt m\u00e9r afdrep \u00feegar ekkert anna\u00f0 b\u00fd\u00f0st. \u00c9g hef hreinsa\u00f0 k\u00f6ngurl\u00f3avefina af bor\u00f0i einu sem \u00e9g hef gert tilkall til. Merkilegt bor\u00f0 reyndar, en \u00fea\u00f0 pr\u00fd\u00f0ir snotur v\u00edsa sem hlj\u00f3\u00f0ar svo:<br \/>\n<i>\u201eFeitur ma\u00f0ur r\u00ed\u00f0ur fast,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>veldur miklum s\u00e6ringum.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Pabbi, pabbi ekki fast,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>\u00e9g var a\u00f0 byrja \u00e1 bl\u00e6\u00f0ingum.\u201c<\/i><br \/>\n\u00dea\u00f0 er kl\u00e1rt m\u00e1l a\u00f0 mikil sk\u00e1ld hafa for\u00f0um seti\u00f0 vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0 \u00feetta og \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9r langa s\u00f6gu ef marka m\u00e1 r\u00fanaristurnar: <i>\u201eVersl\u00f3, vesti sk\u00f3linn\u201c, \u201e\u00c9g er pervert. Viltu snerta mig?\u201c, \u201eMamma \u00fe\u00edn er me\u00f0 lim\u201c<\/i> og svari\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feeirri sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingu: <i>\u201eErtu eikka\u00f0 ge\u00f0veikur? Hann er ekki me\u00f0 lim.\u201c<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Spekingar hafa \u00feeir ugglaust veri\u00f0. Einnig hefi \u00e9g teki\u00f0 eftir fr\u00e1b\u00e6rleik bekkjarlandans, en viskusamleg umm\u00e6li eru \u00feeirra si\u00f0ur, a\u00f0 \u00f3gleymdri tilhneygingunni sem f\u00f3lki\u00f0 hefur til a\u00f0 tala eing\u00f6ngu \u00ed bundnu m\u00e1li.<\/p>\n<p>Annars hitti \u00e9g hann J\u00f3n P\u00e9tur, \u00c1rmann beljunnar (\u00fei\u00f0 \u00feurfi\u00f0 helst a\u00f0 vera \u00ed MS til a\u00f0 skilja \u00feetta), \u00ed str\u00e6t\u00f3 \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim. Var hann a\u00f0 vanda hress og haf\u00f0i g\u00f3\u00f0ar s\u00f6gur a\u00f0 segja. Alveg um a\u00f0 gera a\u00f0 vera hress.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00fa a\u00f0 lokum vil \u00e9g koma or\u00f0um a\u00f0 vandam\u00e1li sem hrj\u00e1ir mig, \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0eins l\u00edti\u00f0, en \u00fea\u00f0 mun vera allt aukan\u00e1msefni\u00f0 sem \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 gj\u00f6ra svo vel a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra. Hef \u00e9g \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r muni s\u00ed\u00f0ur en svo vaxa fiskur um hrygg \u00feegar kemur a\u00f0 j\u00f3lapr\u00f3funum.<br \/>\n\u00daff! Sem betur fer ver\u00f0 \u00e9g laus vi\u00f0 \u00feetta \u00e1 vor\u00f6nninni. Svo fremi sem \u00e9g n\u00e6 \u00fev\u00ed um j\u00f3lin. Stundum f\u00e6 \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 tilfinninguna a\u00f0 MS s\u00e9 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 vera MR hva\u00f0 kr\u00f6fur var\u00f0ar. Einn daginn mun ver\u00f0a ofau\u00f0gun \u00ed vistkerfinu (MS) sem ver\u00f0ur \u00feess valdandi a\u00f0 kr\u00f6fur munu snarl\u00e6kka. E\u00f0a svo segir \u00d6rn\u00f3lfur hinn fr\u00f3\u00f0i Thorlacius.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd dag s\u00f3tti \u00e9g b\u00f3kasafn MS heim. Kannski engin \u00cd\u00feaka en \u00fear get \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1tt m\u00e9r afdrep \u00feegar ekkert anna\u00f0 b\u00fd\u00f0st. \u00c9g hef hreinsa\u00f0 k\u00f6ngurl\u00f3avefina af bor\u00f0i einu sem \u00e9g hef gert tilkall til. Merkilegt bor\u00f0 reyndar, en \u00fea\u00f0 pr\u00fd\u00f0ir snotur v\u00edsa sem hlj\u00f3\u00f0ar svo: \u201eFeitur ma\u00f0ur r\u00ed\u00f0ur fast, veldur miklum s\u00e6ringum. Pabbi, pabbi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2003\/08\/25\/talandi-um-skola\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Talandi um sk\u00f3la&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1194"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11232,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions\/11232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}