Ah! \u00deetta var hressandi. Hva\u00f0 var svona hressandi? J\u00fa, \u00fea\u00f0 var l\u00edkamshreingerningin. Skal \u00e9g n\u00fa l\u00fdsa henni \u00ed gr\u00f3fum sm\u00e1atri\u00f0um.<\/p>\n
1.<\/b> \u00c9g klippti neglurnar \u00e1 fingrum m\u00e9r og hreinsa\u00f0i burt bjakki\u00f0 sem \u00fear haf\u00f0i undir sest.<\/p>\n
2.<\/b> \u00c9g klippti tuttugu metra langar inngr\u00f3nu t\u00e1neglurnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r (j\u00e1, \u00e9g er \u00f3ge\u00f0slegur), og naut vel.<\/p>\n
3.<\/b> \u00c9g raka\u00f0i mig, og \u00fev\u00edl\u00edk himnas\u00e6la! M\u00e9r fannst \u00e9g nakinn eftir \u00e1. N\u00fa kynnu sumir<\/a> a\u00f0 h\u00e6\u00f0ast a\u00f0 skeggvexti m\u00ednum. Eru \u00feeir vinsamlegast be\u00f0nir um a\u00f0 sleppa \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n 4.<\/b> \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed sturtu. \u00cd sturtunni t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g var kominn me\u00f0 karlmennskubletti. Fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki vita eru karlmennskublettir mar sem myndast \u00e1 innanver\u00f0u l\u00e6rinu, oftast vegna \u00f3h\u00f3flegrar eistnast\u00e6r\u00f0ar, en \u00feau eiga \u00fe\u00e1 til a\u00f0 skella \u00fear utan \u00ed \u00feegar gengi\u00f0 er.<\/p>\n 5.<\/b> \u00c9g hreinsa\u00f0i \u00far eyrunum \u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00e1t. Var \u00fea\u00f0 mj\u00f6g gott.<\/p>\n 6.<\/b> \u00c9g hreinsa\u00f0i tj\u00f6runa \u00far nefinu \u00e1 m\u00e9r. J\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 eru v\u00edst einhverjir \u00f3kostir vi\u00f0 reykingar!<\/p>\n M\u00e9r finnst \u00e9g vera n\u00fdr ma\u00f0ur, tilb\u00fainn a\u00f0 sigra heiminn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ah! \u00deetta var hressandi. Hva\u00f0 var svona hressandi? J\u00fa, \u00fea\u00f0 var l\u00edkamshreingerningin. Skal \u00e9g n\u00fa l\u00fdsa henni \u00ed gr\u00f3fum sm\u00e1atri\u00f0um. 1. \u00c9g klippti neglurnar \u00e1 fingrum m\u00e9r og hreinsa\u00f0i burt bjakki\u00f0 sem \u00fear haf\u00f0i undir sest. 2. \u00c9g klippti tuttugu metra langar inngr\u00f3nu t\u00e1neglurnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r (j\u00e1, \u00e9g er \u00f3ge\u00f0slegur), og naut vel. 3. \u00c9g … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: L\u00edkamshreingerning (ekki ber a\u00f0 taka b\u00f3kstaflega)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11382,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions\/11382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}