\u00c6tli sportb\u00edlar v\u00e6ru jafnvins\u00e6lir ef \u00feeir v\u00e6ru kalla\u00f0ir \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttab\u00edlar? \u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar eiginlega svo asnalega a\u00f0 ef \u00feessu yr\u00f0i breytt myndi l\u00edklega engum detta \u00ed hug a\u00f0 kaupa \u00fe\u00e1 eftirlei\u00f0is. Hmm, sounds like a plan. H\u00e9\u00f0an \u00ed fr\u00e1 mun \u00e9g kalla \u00feetta fyrirb\u00e6ri \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttab\u00edla.<\/p>\n
Annars skipar \u00feessi dagur s\u00e9r \u00ed h\u00f3p \u00feeirra allra verstu. Ve\u00f0ri\u00f0 er afleitt; gr\u00e1mygla og v\u00e6ta, og svo hef \u00e9g veri\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 slappur undanfari\u00f0; eins og \u00e9g hafi vakna\u00f0 og uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00edfi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri b\u00fai\u00f0. \u00c9g veit ekki hvernig \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00feessu en vi\u00f0eigandi \u00fe\u00e6tti m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kalla \u00feetta \u00deyrnir\u00f3sarkomplexinn, \u00fe.e. manni l\u00ed\u00f0ur eins og \u00deyrnir\u00f3s \u00feegar h\u00fan uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i eftir v\u00e6ran svefn a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri 116 \u00e1ra. Life’s a bitch.<\/p>\n
Kannski er \u00feetta bara vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g eyddi helginni \u00ed a\u00f0 sitja fyrir framan t\u00f6lvuna heima hj\u00e1 f\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00ednum og \u00feykjast vera a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 merkilegt. Annars vir\u00f0ist vera a\u00f0 festast einhvers konar Birds<\/a>f\u00edl\u00edngur vi\u00f0 pabba minn. Me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 \u00e9g einfaldlega vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fuglar hafa tilhneygingu til a\u00f0 eipa allverulega kringum hann. Kann \u00e9g af \u00fev\u00ed tv\u00f6 d\u00e6mi. Hi\u00f0 fyrra er a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 skrifstofuglugga f\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00edns voru gjarnan tv\u00e6r s\u00falur (fuglar, ekki s\u00falur). Fuglar \u00feessir ger\u00f0u l\u00edti\u00f0 anna\u00f0 allan daginn en a\u00f0 \u00e6ra f\u00f6\u00f0ur menn me\u00f0 \u00edtreku\u00f0um tilraunum s\u00ednum til a\u00f0 brj\u00f3ta s\u00e9r lei\u00f0 gegnum gluggann. Ekki er h\u00e6gt anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 \u00e1lykta a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafi vilja\u00f0 bor\u00f0a andlit hans. Hva\u00f0a kvak er \u00feetta …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c6tli sportb\u00edlar v\u00e6ru jafnvins\u00e6lir ef \u00feeir v\u00e6ru kalla\u00f0ir \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttab\u00edlar? \u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar eiginlega svo asnalega a\u00f0 ef \u00feessu yr\u00f0i breytt myndi l\u00edklega engum detta \u00ed hug a\u00f0 kaupa \u00fe\u00e1 eftirlei\u00f0is. Hmm, sounds like a plan. H\u00e9\u00f0an \u00ed fr\u00e1 mun \u00e9g kalla \u00feetta fyrirb\u00e6ri \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttab\u00edla. Annars skipar \u00feessi dagur s\u00e9r \u00ed h\u00f3p \u00feeirra allra verstu. Ve\u00f0ri\u00f0 er … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: \u00cd\u00fer\u00f3ttab\u00edlar og fleira sl\u00edkt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1375"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11412,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions\/11412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHitt d\u00e6mi\u00f0 \u00e9g kann er \u00f6llu n\u00fdlegra, en svo vir\u00f0ist sem tv\u00e6r l\u00f3ur (taki\u00f0 eftir: alltaf TVEIR<\/b> fuglar \u00ed einu!) s\u00e9u a\u00f0 brugga f\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00ednum launr\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir utan stofuglugga hans. \u00dear sitja \u00fe\u00e6r l\u00f6ngum stundum og brugga s\u00edna andans meinlegu mor\u00f0sei\u00f0a. Svo, \u00feegar s\u00edst skyldi, r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 gluggann me\u00f0 l\u00e1tum miklum, urrandi og hv\u00e6sandi (sl\u00edkt er l\u00f3unnar h\u00e1ttur), og fro\u00f0ufellandi. Er \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00edn \u00e6tlan l\u00f3urnar hyggist syngja yfir hausam\u00f3tum f\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00edns me\u00f0 \u00f6llum tilt\u00e6kum r\u00e1\u00f0um, en sem betur fer hefur l\u00edti\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00far \u00fev\u00ed r\u00e1\u00f0abruggi \u00feeirra. L\u00fdk \u00e9g h\u00e9r m\u00e1li m\u00ednu me\u00f0 var\u00fa\u00f0aror\u00f0um til hvers manns er telur s\u00e9r standa stugg af \u00feessum illfyglum. \u00dea\u00f0 fer ekki \u00e1 milli m\u00e1la, lesendur g\u00f3\u00f0ir, a\u00f0 uppreisn fuglanna er \u00ed n\u00e1nd!<\/p>\n