{"id":1397,"date":"2004-05-25T17:59:09","date_gmt":"2004-05-25T17:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2004\/05\/25\/smasagnakeppni-og-anna%c3%b0-smalegt\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:33:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:33:53","slug":"smasagnakeppni-og-anna%c3%b0-smalegt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2004\/05\/25\/smasagnakeppni-og-anna%c3%b0-smalegt\/","title":{"rendered":"Sm\u00e1sagnakeppni og anna\u00f0 sm\u00e1legt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00ednn vinnudagur. Ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g b\u00faist vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 hafi\u00f0 nokkurn \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0 sem \u00fev\u00ed l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00fearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 l\u00e9tta a\u00f0eins af m\u00e9r. \u00c9g <i>\u00feoli<\/i> ekki disk\u00f3brandara. \u00cd \u00f6llum myndum sem eiga a\u00f0 gerast \u00e1 \u00e1ttunda \u00e1ratuginum, er alltaf sami \u00f6murlegi brandarinn, \u00feegar ein pers\u00f3nan segir eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0ina, a\u00f0 disk\u00f3i\u00f0 s\u00e9 komi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vera e\u00f0a disk\u00f3i\u00f0 muni aldrei deyja. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00e1 v\u00edst a\u00f0 vera fyndi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed disk\u00f3i\u00f0 entist ekki neitt s\u00e9rlega lengi.<\/p>\n<p>Alls \u00f3vi\u00f0komandi: \u00c9g hef \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 halda sm\u00e1sagnakeppni \u00e1 Bloggi satans. Tvisvar hef \u00e9g \u00e1\u00f0ur reynt \u00fea\u00f0 og tvisvar hefur \u00fea\u00f0 ekki gengi\u00f0 vegna dr\u00e6mra undirtekta. N\u00fa hyggst \u00e9g reyna \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 hi\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ja sinn og, ef \u00fe\u00e1tttakan ver\u00f0ur eins og \u00e1\u00f0ur, mun \u00e9g aldrei aftur reyna a\u00f0 sameina ykkur og pennann. \u00de\u00e1 eru \u00fea\u00f0 reglurnar:<\/p>\n<p><b>1.<\/b> \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 vera dulr\u00e6n saga (\u00fei\u00f0 megi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf t\u00falka hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir) me\u00f0 a.m.k. einu atri\u00f0i sem tekur \u00e1 samskiptum kynjanna (\u00fei\u00f0 megi\u00f0 einnig t\u00falka \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir). Sagan ver\u00f0ur einnig a\u00f0 gerast \u00e1 b\u00f3kasafni.<\/p>\n<p><b>2.<\/b> \u00deessi or\u00f0 og or\u00f0asamb\u00f6nd skulu \u00f6ll notu\u00f0 einhverssta\u00f0ar \u00ed s\u00f6gunni: Snati; ja, hver r\u00e6kallinn; ommeletta me\u00f0 ananas; dagfarspr\u00fa\u00f0ur; bakverkur; \u00feynnka; visk\u00fd; m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur; hvert \u00ed hoppandi helv\u00edtisdj\u00f6fulsinsandskota f\u00f3r druslan h\u00fan mamma \u00fe\u00edn?!<\/p>\n<p><b>3.<\/b> Leturst\u00e6r\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera 12 pt. og l\u00ednubil 1,5. Skilist sem Wordskjal \u00e1 <a href=\"mailto:arngrimurv@simnet.is\">arngrimurv@simnet.is<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ver\u00f0launin ver\u00f0a ekki af lakari endanum, en \u00feau ver\u00f0a engin. \u00deannig geta ver\u00f0launin ekki veri\u00f0 sl\u00e6m \u00fear e\u00f0 \u00feau eru ekki til.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00ednn vinnudagur. Ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g b\u00faist vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 hafi\u00f0 nokkurn \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. Hva\u00f0 sem \u00fev\u00ed l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00fearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 l\u00e9tta a\u00f0eins af m\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00feoli ekki disk\u00f3brandara. \u00cd \u00f6llum myndum sem eiga a\u00f0 gerast \u00e1 \u00e1ttunda \u00e1ratuginum, er alltaf sami \u00f6murlegi brandarinn, \u00feegar ein pers\u00f3nan segir eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0ina, a\u00f0 disk\u00f3i\u00f0 s\u00e9 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2004\/05\/25\/smasagnakeppni-og-anna%c3%b0-smalegt\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sm\u00e1sagnakeppni og anna\u00f0 sm\u00e1legt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11434,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions\/11434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}