Hausti\u00f0 2006 m\u00e6tti segja a\u00f0 skrattinn hafi hitt \u00f6mmu s\u00edna (skrattar eru v\u00edst l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja \u00f6mmur s\u00ednar) \u00feegar forl\u00f6gin h\u00f6gu\u00f0u \u00fev\u00ed \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g var\u00f0 kunnugur \u00c1sgeiri Berg. B\u00e1\u00f0ir vorum vi\u00f0 n\u00fdnemar vi\u00f0 H\u00e1sk\u00f3lann, hann \u00ed heimspeki og \u00e9g \u00ed \u00edslensku, b\u00e1\u00f0ir grindhora\u00f0ir, lj\u00f3sh\u00e6r\u00f0ir og a\u00f0d\u00e1endur hatta.\u00a0 \u00d6ll \u00e1hugam\u00e1l sameiginleg fyrir utan a\u00f0 honum fannst gaman a\u00f0 spila k\u00f6rfubolta, sem engum \u00feykir \u00e1 \u00cdslandi utan Reykjanesskaga. Svo l\u00edkir, a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki fannst, a\u00f0 einhverjir munu hafa haldi\u00f0 okkur br\u00e6\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
\u00c1sgeir \u00e1tti s\u00e9r \u00fdmis fylgitungl sem \u00e9g var\u00f0 kunnugur, en eitt \u00feeirra vaf\u00f0ist alltaf fyrir m\u00e9r. \u00c9g fann mig nefnilega st\u00f6\u00f0ugt \u00ed \u00feeim sporum a\u00f0 honum fylgdi einhver J\u00f3hann sem \u00e9g kanna\u00f0ist aldrei neitt vi\u00f0. Einhverju sinni kynnti \u00e9g mig fyrir einhverjum f\u00e9laga \u00c1sgeirs sem hann taldi mig hafa hitt m\u00f6rgum sinnum. Hann hl\u00f3 og sag\u00f0i: \u201e\u00deetta er J\u00f3hann!\u201c<\/p>\n
N\u00faj\u00e1, svo \u00feetta er \u00feessi J\u00b4\u00f3hann, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g. Vi\u00f0 anna\u00f0 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri \u00e1lpa\u00f0ist \u00e9g inn \u00e1 N\u00e6sta bar eins og gjarnan ger\u00f0ist \u00e1 \u00feessum \u00e1rum. \u00dear var einhver ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 bor\u00f0inu hans \u00c1sgeirs, \u00f3lmur sem berserkur. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 mann tala svona me\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkamanum, meira a\u00f0 segja f\u00f3tunum. Sennilega bar hann \u00e9-in s\u00edn fram me\u00f0 \u00f6kklunum. \u00deessi n\u00e1ungi virtist \u00feekkja mig en \u00e9g ekki hann, og \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g vissi haf\u00f0i hann me\u00f0 l\u00edkamlegum sannf\u00e6ringarkrafti slegi\u00f0 (\u00f3vart) bj\u00f3rglasi\u00f0 mitt langt \u00fat \u00e1 g\u00f3lf \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3rst \u2014 og b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 henda honum \u00fat af barnum \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 neinu.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Hver var n\u00fa \u00feetta? spur\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n\u2013 \u00deetta var J\u00d3HANN! svara\u00f0i \u00c1sgeir. GETUR\u00d0U EKKI MUNA\u00d0 EFTIR J\u00d3HANNI?<\/p><\/blockquote>\nOft hitti \u00e9g J\u00f3hann og kynnti mig fyrir honum \u00ed hvert sinn, honum og \u00c1sgeiri til mikillar gremju. M\u00e9r skildist \u00e1 \u00c1sgeiri a\u00f0 J\u00f3hanni s\u00e1rna\u00f0i \u00feetta mj\u00f6g. En sama hva\u00f0 \u00e9g reyndi a\u00f0 muna J\u00f3hann \u00fe\u00e1 gat \u00e9g aldrei \u00e1tta\u00f0 mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvernig hann liti \u00fat.<\/p>\n
N\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1ratug eftir a\u00f0 J\u00f3hanni var varpa\u00f0 \u00fat af N\u00e6sta bar m\u00e6tti \u00e9g snotrum manni \u00e1 Hjar\u00f0arhaganum \u2014 \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00e9g n\u00fdfluttur \u00ed vesturb\u00e6inn \u2014 sem heilsa\u00f0i m\u00e9r me\u00f0 virktum. Hann hefur s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingaraugnk\u00faluvarpi\u00f0 \u00ed t\u00f3ftum m\u00ednum sem \u00e6t\u00ed\u00f0 fer af sta\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g \u00feekki ekki einhvern en vil ekki l\u00e1ta \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 sk\u00edna (\u00feetta gerist oftar en \u00e9g vil vi\u00f0urkenna), svo hann b\u00e6tti \u00fev\u00ed h\u00e6versklega vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann h\u00e9ti J\u00f3hann (J\u00f3hann Bj\u00f6rn).<\/p>\n
N\u00fa var \u00feetta komi\u00f0, \u00feessu andliti g\u00e6ti \u00e9g ekki gleymt. Nema hva\u00f0, fj\u00f3rum \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0ar dvaldist \u00e9g lengi \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn og var \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00f6luvert \u00ed f\u00e9lagsskap vi\u00f0 allt annan J\u00f3hann (J\u00f3hann Hei\u00f0dal), og s\u00e1 J\u00f3hann sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00feessa s\u00f6mu s\u00f6gu, a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00e1tt eitthva\u00f0 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feekkja sig for\u00f0um. N\u00fa f\u00f3ru hj\u00f3lin a\u00f0 sn\u00faast \u00ed h\u00f6f\u00f0inu \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 var aldrei einn J\u00f3hann, \u00feeir voru tveir! Og \u00c1sgeir Berg, s\u00e1 \u00f3hamingjunnar apak\u00f6ttur, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3afvitandi illmenni, h\u00f6fu\u00f0s\u00f3ttargemlingurinn atarna, haf\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 haft sinn hvorn J\u00f3hanninn me\u00f0 s\u00e9r sitt \u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00ed eitt e\u00f0a tv\u00f6 \u00e1r og \u00e6t\u00ed\u00f0 presentera\u00f0 b\u00e1\u00f0a fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0eins sem J\u00f3hann \u2014 hinn eina og sama J\u00f3hann eins og \u00e9g skildi \u00fea\u00f0. Kamelj\u00f3ni\u00f0 J\u00f3hann, sem aldrei leit eins \u00fat dag fr\u00e1 degi, var stundum \u00f3\u00f0am\u00e1la en stundum spakur sem snigill.<\/p>\n
\u00deessu slengdi \u00e9g framan \u00ed sk\u00farkinn hann \u00c1sgeir.<\/p>\n
\u2013 \u00cd \u00f6ll \u00feessi \u00e1r l\u00e9stu mig halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki muna\u00f0 eftir J\u00f3hanni, en svo voru \u00feeir tveir!
\n\u2013 Ja\u00e1, \u00fe\u00fa segir nokku\u00f0. Reyndar, \u00feegar \u00e9g hugsa \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6tu \u00feeir hafa veri\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edr.
\n\u2013 \u00deR\u00cdR!?<\/p><\/blockquote>\nOg svona er n\u00fa sagan af J\u00f3hanni. \u00cd dag \u00feekki \u00e9g vel \u00ed sundur hinar \u00fdmsu \u00edterasj\u00f3nir J\u00f3hanns, sem n\u00fa b\u00fdr \u00e1 Akureyri en vinnur \u00ed Melab\u00fa\u00f0inni og \u00e1 \u00fer\u00edbura \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn. \u00c9g veit samt enn ekki hver \u00feessi \u00feri\u00f0ji J\u00f3hann er, en mig grunar a\u00f0 hann muni d\u00fakka upp fyrirvaralaust n\u00e6st \u00feegar \u00e9g hitti \u00c1sgeir Berg \u00e1 f\u00f6rnum vegi, og \u00feegar \u00e9g reyni a\u00f0 kynna mig fyrir honum \u00fdlfri \u00c1sgeir fur\u00f0u lostinn \u00e1 mig:<\/p>\n
\u2013 \u00deETTA. ER. J\u00d3-HAAAANN!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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