{"id":1642,"date":"2004-09-01T22:30:35","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T22:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2004\/09\/01\/109407786440730610\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:34:10","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:34:10","slug":"109407786440730610","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2004\/09\/01\/109407786440730610\/","title":{"rendered":"109407786440730610"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>M\u00e9r br\u00e1 allverulega \u00feegar \u00e9g rak augun \u00ed eftirfarandi fyrirs\u00f6gn: \u201e<a href=\"http:\/\/mbl.is\/mm\/frettir\/innlent\/frett.html?nid=1100877\">Axarma\u00f0urinn yfirheyr\u00f0ur \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i<\/a>\u201c. Jah\u00e1! Ekki haf\u00f0i \u00e9g fr\u00e9tt af \u00feessum \u201eaxarmanni\u201c, en \u00e1lykta\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 strax, a\u00f0 h\u00e9r v\u00e6ri um a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a einhvers konar mann \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Son S\u00e1ms, Kvi\u00f0ristu Kobba (hver \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00feessi n\u00f6fn!?) og Axlar-Bj\u00f6rn. Svo gleymdi \u00e9g m\u00e1li \u00feessu og h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa mig ni\u00f0ur hina n\u00fdju og endurb\u00e6ttu heimas\u00ed\u00f0u Morgunbla\u00f0sins. Allt \u00fear til <a href=\"http:\/\/mbl.is\/mm\/frettir\/innlent\/frett.html?nid=1100737\">\u00feessari<\/a> fr\u00e9tt ber fyrir augu m\u00edn: \u201eHj\u00f3 mann \u00edtreka\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00f6xi\u201c (!). Helstu atri\u00f0i fr\u00e9ttarinnar:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMa\u00f0ur kom inn \u00e1 veitingah\u00fasi\u00f0 A. Hansen \u00e1 Vesturg\u00f6tu \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i um h\u00e1lfellefuleyti\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi og hj\u00f3 mann sem var \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0num \u00edtreka\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00f6xi, samkv\u00e6mt uppl\u00fdsingum l\u00f6greglunnar \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i &#8230;\u201c<br \/>\n\u201e&#8230; Ma\u00f0urinn sem sleginn var \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 var fluttur \u00e1 slysadeild. Hann <b>h\u00f6fu\u00f0k\u00fapubrotna\u00f0i<\/b> og f\u00e9kk <b>sl\u00e6man skur\u00f0 \u00ed andliti\u00f0.<\/b>\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> \u00deetta segir m\u00e9r \u00fdmislegt. Sem d\u00e6mi um \u00feann l\u00e6rd\u00f3m sem draga m\u00e1 af \u00feessari bla\u00f0agrein, er a\u00f0 ef \u00fe\u00fa leggur til manns me\u00f0 \u00f6xi, er l\u00edklegt a\u00f0 l\u00f6greglan muni skipta s\u00e9r af. Einnig m\u00e1 sj\u00e1, ef gl\u00f6ggt er a\u00f0 g\u00e6tt, a\u00f0 \u00e1verkar mannsins af \u00e1r\u00e1sinni &#8211; eins f\u00f3lskuleg og h\u00fan n\u00fa var &#8211; eru hreint ekki miklir. Get \u00e9g n\u00fa me\u00f0 fullri vissu dregi\u00f0 af \u00f6ll tv\u00edm\u00e6li um a\u00f0 hetjur \u00cdslendingasagnnanna hafi ekki undir nokkrum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um geta\u00f0 h\u00f6ggvi\u00f0 of m\u00f6nnum hendur, f\u00e6tur, h\u00f6fu\u00f0, h\u00e1lfan skrokkinn o.s.frv. \u00ed einu h\u00f6ggi. Dreg \u00e9g \u00e1lyktun \u00feessa af tvennu:<\/p>\n<p><b>1.<\/b>Ekki voru allir \u00cdslendingar svo l\u00e1nssamir a\u00f0 eiga norsk sver\u00f0, en munu hin \u00edslensku hafa veri\u00f0 ger\u00f0 \u00far grj\u00f3ti og m\u00fdrarrau\u00f0a (e\u00f0a einhverjum fjandanum sem hvergi \u00e1 heima \u00ed e\u00f0lilegum eggvopnum).<\/p>\n<p><b>2.<\/b> \u201eAxarma\u00f0ur\u201c \u00feessi mun beitt hafa \u00f6xi af fremur n\u00fdlegri sort, af eldi og brennisteini gj\u00f6rva, hamra\u00f0a \u00e1 ste\u00f0ja Surts og herta \u00ed logum M\u00faspells af sj\u00e1lfum T\u00fd; br\u00fdnda me\u00f0 br\u00fdni dau\u00f0ans (og beitt til \u00feess t\u00e6kni sem a\u00f0eins M\u00edmir til \u00feekkir) og a\u00f0 lokum send me\u00f0 Naglfari til \u00cdslands og seld \u00ed Byko \u00e1 kr. 390 \u00edsl. \u00dea\u00f0 er einfaldlega ekki s\u00e9ns a\u00f0 \u00f6xi s\u00fa, er h\u00e9r \u00e9g l\u00fdsi, b\u00edti verr e\u00f0a jafnvel og drasli\u00f0 \u00ed Norden i den, ekki s\u00e9ns! Er \u00fev\u00ed auglj\u00f3st a\u00f0 t\u00e9\u00f0ur \u201eaxarma\u00f0ur\u201c hefur fengi\u00f0 \u00fdmsu meira framgengt en hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i s\u00e9r me\u00f0 verkna\u00f0i s\u00ednum.<\/p>\n<p>Og \u00fear h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0.\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9r br\u00e1 allverulega \u00feegar \u00e9g rak augun \u00ed eftirfarandi fyrirs\u00f6gn: \u201eAxarma\u00f0urinn yfirheyr\u00f0ur \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i\u201c. Jah\u00e1! Ekki haf\u00f0i \u00e9g fr\u00e9tt af \u00feessum \u201eaxarmanni\u201c, en \u00e1lykta\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 strax, a\u00f0 h\u00e9r v\u00e6ri um a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a einhvers konar mann \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Son S\u00e1ms, Kvi\u00f0ristu Kobba (hver \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00feessi n\u00f6fn!?) og Axlar-Bj\u00f6rn. Svo gleymdi \u00e9g m\u00e1li \u00feessu og h\u00e9lt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2004\/09\/01\/109407786440730610\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">109407786440730610<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1642"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11677,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions\/11677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}