{"id":2240,"date":"2005-05-15T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-15T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/05\/15\/batman-og-adam-west\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:34:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:34:53","slug":"batman-og-adam-west","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/05\/15\/batman-og-adam-west\/","title":{"rendered":"Batman og Adam West"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Eftirfarandi tilvitnanir \u00ed Batman\u00fe\u00e6ttina og myndina fr\u00e1 1966 eru ekki uppdikta\u00f0ar af m\u00e9r n\u00e9 nokkrum \u00f6\u00f0rum. \u00dei\u00f0 hafi\u00f0 veri\u00f0 v\u00f6ru\u00f0 vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Robin: &#8222;Ghoti&#8220; is &#8222;fish&#8220;?<br \/>\nBatman: See here. English phonetics. GH becomes F, as in &#8222;tough&#8220; or &#8222;laugh&#8220;. O becomes I as in &#8222;women&#8220;. TI becomes SH as in &#8222;ration&#8220; or the word &#8222;nation&#8220;.<br \/>\nRobin: Holy semantics, Batman. You never cease to amaze me!<br \/>\nBatman: No time for compliments, Robin. We must thwart some criminals. To the Batmobile!<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nBatman: Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch!<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nBatman: I&#8217;m just going to hang around the bar. I don&#8217;t want to look conspicuous.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nRobin: Holy bill of rights, Batman!<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nRiddler: I see the way to do it! We&#8217;ll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand, and we&#8217;ll do it right here!<br \/>\nPenguin: How?<br \/>\nRiddler: How? The end! The end, oh&#8230;<br \/>\n[giggles]<br \/>\nRiddler: We shall spring them from The Joker&#8217;s Jack-In-The-Box, through that window, out over the sea, and into the waiting arms of The Penguin&#8217;s Exploding Octopus!<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nVice Admiral Fangschliester: Avast and belay, Batman. Your tone sounds rather grim. We haven&#8217;t done anything foolish, have we?<br \/>\nBatman: Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don&#8217;t even leave their full addresses? Good day, Admiral!<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nCommissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them&#8230; But which one? Which ones?<br \/>\nBatman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder&#8230;<br \/>\nCommissioner Gordon: You mean where there&#8217;s a fish there could be a penguin?<br \/>\nRobin: But wait! It happened at sea&#8230; Sea. C for Catwoman!<br \/>\nBatman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg&#8230;<br \/>\nCommissioner Gordon: The Joker!<br \/>\nChief O&#8217;Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle&#8230; Riddle-R. Riddler!<br \/>\nCommissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me&#8230; So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance&#8230;<br \/>\nBatman: The four of them&#8230; Their forces combined&#8230;<br \/>\nRobin: Holy nightmare!<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nBatman: Better put 5 cents in the meter.<br \/>\nRobin: No policeman&#8217;s going to give the Batmobile a ticket.<br \/>\nBatman: This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nRobin: Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!<br \/>\nBatman: True. You owe your life to dental hygiene.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nRobin: If we close our eyes, we can&#8217;t see anything.<br \/>\nBatman: A sound observation, Robin.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nRobin: How about rushing the place, Batman?<br \/>\nBatman: Shh. I think not, Robin. All they&#8217;ve done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me, and Batgirl. No, I think they plan something really big.\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eftirfarandi tilvitnanir \u00ed Batman\u00fe\u00e6ttina og myndina fr\u00e1 1966 eru ekki uppdikta\u00f0ar af m\u00e9r n\u00e9 nokkrum \u00f6\u00f0rum. \u00dei\u00f0 hafi\u00f0 veri\u00f0 v\u00f6ru\u00f0 vi\u00f0. Robin: &#8222;Ghoti&#8220; is &#8222;fish&#8220;? Batman: See here. English phonetics. GH becomes F, as in &#8222;tough&#8220; or &#8222;laugh&#8220;. O becomes I as in &#8222;women&#8220;. TI becomes SH as in &#8222;ration&#8220; or the word &#8222;nation&#8220;. Robin: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/05\/15\/batman-og-adam-west\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Batman og Adam West<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2240"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12273,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240\/revisions\/12273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}