{"id":2305,"date":"2005-06-27T17:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-27T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/06\/27\/lif-mitt-sem-%e2%80%9ekrossari%e2%80%9c\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:34:57","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:34:57","slug":"lif-mitt-sem-krossari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/06\/27\/lif-mitt-sem-krossari\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00edf mitt sem \u201ekrossari\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Um \u00e6vina hef \u00e9g nokku\u00f0 sveiflast milli beggja b\u00f3ga hva\u00f0 tr\u00fam\u00e1lin var\u00f0ar, \u00fe\u00f3 s\u00e9rstaklega milli t\u00edu til sext\u00e1n \u00e1ra aldurs. S\u00ed\u00f0astli\u00f0i\u00f0 haust skr\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g mig svo loksins \u00far \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0kirkjunni. Fj\u00f3rum sinnum f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed Vatnask\u00f3g me\u00f0 KFUM, \u00e1 aldrinum ellefu, t\u00f3lf og tvisvar \u00ferett\u00e1n, s\u00ed\u00f0asta skipti\u00f0 \u00ed fermingarfr\u00e6\u00f0slu. Telja m\u00e1 fyrstu \u00ferj\u00fa skiptin til t\u00edmabila \u00fe\u00f3nokkurrar tr\u00faar. \u00cd raun var \u00e9g opin b\u00f3k hverjum tr\u00famanni til ritunar, hef\u00f0i nokkur tali\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eftir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 halda tr\u00fa minni vi\u00f0. En vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ger\u00f0i enginn, t\u00f3k tr\u00fain a\u00f0 dala \u00ed hvert sinn er \u00e9g yfirgaf s\u00e6lureitinn \u00ed Hvalfir\u00f0i.<\/p>\n<p>Sautj\u00e1n \u00e1ra f\u00f3r \u00e9g fimmta sinni \u00ed Vatnask\u00f3g, til a\u00f0 kve\u00f0ja sta\u00f0inn. \u00de\u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdddi ekkert a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 mig um tr\u00fam\u00e1l lengur.<\/p>\n<p>Ein er til g\u00f3\u00f0 saga af fer\u00f0um m\u00ednum til sk\u00f3glendisins vi\u00f0 Eyrarvatn, en \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00e9g \u00fear \u00ed mitt fyrsta skipti. Eftir hverja kv\u00f6ldv\u00f6ku bau\u00f0st hverjum sem vildi a\u00f0 koma til b\u00e6nastundar \u00ed kapellunni, en \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fdtti \u00e9g m\u00e9r alltaf, svo \u00e9g g\u00e6ti vaka\u00f0 lengur, og vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 kapella \u00feessi er einn s\u00e1 albesti \u00edhugunarsta\u00f0ur sem \u00e9g veit. Eitt kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 eftir b\u00e6nastund, \u00feegar nokkrir dagar af dv\u00f6l minni eru li\u00f0nir, kemur a\u00f0 m\u00e9r flokksforingi nokkur, Baldur a\u00f0 nafni, og spyr mig hvort \u00e9g s\u00e9 krossari eins og \u00d3skar (nafni\u00f0 \u00e1 drengnum man \u00e9g n\u00fa ekki, en drengurinn s\u00e1 gekk \u00e1vallt um me\u00f0 st\u00e6r\u00f0arinnar bibl\u00edu undir vinstri handlegg, spakur \u00e1 svip), \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um \u00feeir einu sem koma til kapellustundar \u00e1 hverju kv\u00f6ldi. \u00cd sakleysi m\u00ednu j\u00e1ta \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed, j\u00faj\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ti a\u00f0 vera, a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 krossari. \u00dea\u00f0 hlaut a\u00f0 vera titill hins sta\u00f0fasta tr\u00famanns, fannst m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n<p>Flaug fiskisagan. Br\u00e1tt f\u00f3ru foringjar a\u00f0 heilsa m\u00e9r me\u00f0 nafni og kinka vingjarnlega til m\u00edn kollinum, af engri sj\u00e1anlegri \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u. \u00c9g hlaut a\u00f0 vera svona skemmtilegur. Dag einn \u00e1 f\u00f3tboltavellinum, eina sta\u00f0num \u00ed Vatnask\u00f3gi sem \u00e9g fann mig aldrei \u00e1, fer Baldur foringi enn einu sinni a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 mig um krossismann. \u00c9g h\u00e6tti raunar a\u00f0 botna upp n\u00e9 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed eigin kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um, hvern andskotann \u00e9g v\u00e6ri b\u00fainn a\u00f0 fl\u00e6kja mig \u00ed, \u00feegar hann spyr mig hvort vi\u00f0 hittumst enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 g\u00f6tu X, e\u00f0a hvort komin s\u00e9 einhver gata Y inn \u00ed d\u00e6mi\u00f0. H\u00e9r haf\u00f0i auglj\u00f3slega or\u00f0i\u00f0 einhver misskilningur, sem \u00e9g \u00feor\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta, svo \u00e9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri engin gata Y. Gata X v\u00e6ri enn\u00fe\u00e1 vor reglulegi fundarsta\u00f0ur og \u00ed fullu gildi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 yr\u00f0u m\u00e1lalyktir, a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri d\u00e1laglega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 sn\u00faa mig \u00far sn\u00f6ru krossismans. \u00dea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i kannski veri\u00f0 svo, ef ekki hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 fyrir Hannes foringja, sem haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 nemandi f\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00edns \u00ed \u00c1rb\u00e6jarsk\u00f3lanum \u00e1 n\u00edunda \u00e1ratugnum, og haf\u00f0i s\u00e9rstaklega mikinn \u00e1huga \u00e1 tr\u00faarl\u00edfi okkar fe\u00f0ga. M\u00e9r var\u00f0 \u00f6llum loki\u00f0 \u00feegar hann spur\u00f0i mig hvort fa\u00f0ir minn v\u00e6ri jafnvel prestur \u00ed einhverri s\u00f3kninni! Foringjarnir umlykja mig lymskulega til a\u00f0 hl\u00fd\u00f0a \u00e1 svar mitt. Mitt svar: \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 s\u00e9u\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 misskilja. \u00dev\u00edl\u00edkan andleysisaumingjasvip hef \u00e9g aldrei s\u00ed\u00f0an s\u00e9\u00f0 framan \u00e1 nokkrum manni. Eftir \u00feetta var m\u00e9r aldrei heilsa\u00f0, nema a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur kr\u00f6f\u00f0ust \u00feess.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00f6ngu s\u00ed\u00f0ar l\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e9g hva\u00f0 Krossinn var, og er. Hitt hef \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 aldrei skili\u00f0, hvers vegna \u00feeim kunni betur vi\u00f0 mig sem \u201ekrossara\u201c en kirkjumann. Kannski \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00feeim fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 til eru b\u00f6rn sem nema af v\u00f6rum brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0inga. En \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00e6 \u00e9g l\u00edklegast aldrei a\u00f0 vita.\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um \u00e6vina hef \u00e9g nokku\u00f0 sveiflast milli beggja b\u00f3ga hva\u00f0 tr\u00fam\u00e1lin var\u00f0ar, \u00fe\u00f3 s\u00e9rstaklega milli t\u00edu til sext\u00e1n \u00e1ra aldurs. S\u00ed\u00f0astli\u00f0i\u00f0 haust skr\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g mig svo loksins \u00far \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0kirkjunni. Fj\u00f3rum sinnum f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed Vatnask\u00f3g me\u00f0 KFUM, \u00e1 aldrinum ellefu, t\u00f3lf og tvisvar \u00ferett\u00e1n, s\u00ed\u00f0asta skipti\u00f0 \u00ed fermingarfr\u00e6\u00f0slu. Telja m\u00e1 fyrstu \u00ferj\u00fa skiptin til t\u00edmabila &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/06\/27\/lif-mitt-sem-krossari\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">L\u00edf mitt sem \u201ekrossari\u201c<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2305"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12338,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions\/12338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}