{"id":2306,"date":"2005-06-29T10:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T10:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/06\/29\/hra%c3%b0akstur-og-fokking-leifssto%c3%b0\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:34:58","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:34:58","slug":"hra%c3%b0akstur-og-fokking-leifssto%c3%b0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/06\/29\/hra%c3%b0akstur-og-fokking-leifssto%c3%b0\/","title":{"rendered":"Hra\u00f0akstur og fokk\u00edng Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>J\u00e6a, vakna\u00f0i klukkan \u00e1tta og keyr\u00f0i m\u00f6mmu og litlu skepnuna \u00fat \u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugv\u00f6ll. \u00c9g keyr\u00f0i \u00e1 90 alla lei\u00f0ina, me\u00f0an einhverjir d\u00f3lgar keyr\u00f0u fram\u00far m\u00e9r \u00e1 150, steytandi hnefanum, hastandi \u00e1 mig einhverjum sp\u00e6nskum \u00f3notaor\u00f0um. Hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir svosem el hijo de puta?<\/p>\n<p>En nei, ef einhver haf\u00f0i \u00e1huga, \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00e9g afar erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 keyra hra\u00f0ar en 90 \u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0vegum \u00fati. Innanb\u00e6jar hef \u00e9g fari\u00f0 svo hratt sem 130, en \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00e9g l\u00edka of seinn \u00ed vinnuna, og \u00feurfti a\u00f0 keyra fr\u00e1 Laugarnesi su\u00f0ur \u00ed K\u00f3pavog. \u00dea\u00f0 er miklu au\u00f0veldara a\u00f0 stunda hra\u00f0akstur innanb\u00e6jar. \u00c6tli \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki bara svona melda\u00f0 \u00ed mig hve f\u00f3lk \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 mun fremur til a\u00f0 drepa sig \u00fati \u00e1 landi en innanb\u00e6jar.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0a bull er \u00fea\u00f0 annars a\u00f0 Reykjanesbrautin s\u00e9 or\u00f0in tv\u00f6f\u00f6ld? J\u00fa, kannski \u00e1 \u00feriggja k\u00edl\u00f3metra kafla.<\/p>\n<p>Svo hringdi mamma \u00ed mig r\u00e9tt \u00ed \u00feessu. \u00deau munu v\u00edst \u00feurfa a\u00f0 h\u00faka inni \u00ed Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0 til eitt vegna seinkunar. \u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00f3beit \u00e1 Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0 undir \u00feeim kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar allur gjaldeyririnn fer a\u00f0 hverfa \u00e1 flugst\u00f6\u00f0varbarnum. En hva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 gera \u00ed svona Limbo, en a\u00f0 drekka bj\u00f3r?\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00e6a, vakna\u00f0i klukkan \u00e1tta og keyr\u00f0i m\u00f6mmu og litlu skepnuna \u00fat \u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugv\u00f6ll. \u00c9g keyr\u00f0i \u00e1 90 alla lei\u00f0ina, me\u00f0an einhverjir d\u00f3lgar keyr\u00f0u fram\u00far m\u00e9r \u00e1 150, steytandi hnefanum, hastandi \u00e1 mig einhverjum sp\u00e6nskum \u00f3notaor\u00f0um. Hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir svosem el hijo de puta? En nei, ef einhver haf\u00f0i \u00e1huga, \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00e9g afar erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/06\/29\/hra%c3%b0akstur-og-fokking-leifssto%c3%b0\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hra\u00f0akstur og fokk\u00edng Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2306"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12339,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306\/revisions\/12339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}