{"id":2315,"date":"2005-07-05T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-05T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/07\/05\/%c3%a6ekki-hlif%c3%b0u-mer\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:34:58","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:34:58","slug":"%c3%a6ekki-hlif%c3%b0u-mer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/07\/05\/%c3%a6ekki-hlif%c3%b0u-mer\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c6ekki, hl\u00edf\u00f0u m\u00e9r!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Vi\u00f0 br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn vorum \u00e1 P\u00edtunni \u00e1\u00f0an \u00feegar stelpa, nokkru eldri en \u00e9g, gengur a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu okkar og segist kannast svo rosalega vi\u00f0 mig. \u00c9g sag\u00f0ist l\u00edka kannast vi\u00f0 hana, en \u00e9g myndi ekki hva\u00f0an (\u00f3sj\u00e1lfr\u00e1\u00f0 vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0. Eftir \u00e1 a\u00f0 hyggja hef \u00e9g ekki hugmynd um hver h\u00fan er). \u00de\u00e1 spur\u00f0i h\u00fan mig hvort \u00e9g hef\u00f0i nokkra vinnu. \u00c9g j\u00e1tti \u00fev\u00ed og sag\u00f0i hvar. \u201eJ\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0an,\u201c sag\u00f0i h\u00fan \u201eertu \u00ed IKEA \u00ed K\u00f3pavoginum e\u00f0a &#8230; uppi \u00ed Holtag\u00f6r\u00f0um?\u201c<br \/>\n\u00c9g: Holtag\u00f6r\u00f0um.<br \/>\nH\u00fan: \u00c9g var nefnilega einu sinni \u00ed IKEA.<br \/>\n\u00c9g: J\u00e1 &#8230;<br \/>\nH\u00fan: \u00c9g keypti m\u00e9r bor\u00f0, \u00e9g var nefnilega a\u00f0 flytja. Bara sext\u00e1n\u00fe\u00fasund!<br \/>\n\u00c9g: J\u00e1 &#8230; var \u00fea\u00f0 hringbor\u00f0i\u00f0?<br \/>\nH\u00fan: J\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 var svona &#8230; bor\u00f0 (strikar \u00f3s\u00fdnilegar kassalaga \u00fatl\u00ednur) me\u00f0 pl\u00f6tu til a\u00f0 st\u00e6kka.<br \/>\n\u00c9g: \u00c9g skil.<br \/>\nH\u00fan:J\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f3ge\u00f0slega flott. \u00c9g er \u00f3ge\u00f0slega \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa keypt \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deetta er svo \u00f3tr\u00faleg b\u00fa\u00f0, \u00e9g nefnilega f\u00f3r \u00feanga\u00f0 til a\u00f0 kaupa bor\u00f0 og svo eigi\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 allt \u00fearna! \u00c9g keypti m\u00e9r svona \u00fevottagrind en \u00e9g ey\u00f0ilag\u00f0i hana (st\u00farin \u00e1 svip). Eigi\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 svona grindur til a\u00f0 hafa \u00fati (gerir l\u00e1tbrag\u00f0 eins og h\u00fan s\u00e9 a\u00f0 opna poka).<br \/>\n\u00c9g: \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki m\u00edn deild.<br \/>\nH\u00fan: Kannski afgreiddir \u00fe\u00fa mig um bor\u00f0i\u00f0!<br \/>\n\u00c9g: J\u00e1, kannski, ef \u00fea\u00f0 var um daginn.<br \/>\nH\u00fan: J\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega \u00fe\u00fa! \u00de\u00fa st\u00f3\u00f0st \u00fearna (gerir l\u00e1tbrag\u00f0 eins og h\u00fan standi vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0) og \u00e9g kom me\u00f0 n\u00fameri\u00f0 og \u00fe\u00e1 hringdi stelpan og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 v\u00e6ri til.<br \/>\n\u00c9g: J\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0.<br \/>\nH\u00fan: J\u00e1, \u00e9g er \u00f3ge\u00f0slega \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. Hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa keypt \u00fea\u00f0.<br \/>\n\u00c9g: Nei (geri augngotur eins og \u00e9g \u00feurfi a\u00f0 hlaupa \u00f6skrandi a\u00f0 k\u00f3kv\u00e9linni til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1fyllingu).<br \/>\nH\u00fan: J\u00e6a, \u00f3ge\u00f0slega gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00feig!<br \/>\n\u00c9g: J\u00e1 &#8230; s\u00f6mulei\u00f0is.<\/p>\n<p>Samr\u00e6\u00f0ur okkar voru a\u00f0eins lengri og ekki n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega svona. \u00de\u00e6r voru p\u00ednlegri og h\u00fan tj\u00e1\u00f0i sig meira. Eins og h\u00fan raunverulega sag\u00f0i hlutina vorum vi\u00f0 br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn ekki vissir um hvort h\u00fan hef\u00f0i sagst hafa unni\u00f0 \u00ed IKEA e\u00f0a fari\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 einhvern t\u00edma fyrir l\u00f6ngu. \u00cd alla sta\u00f0i var \u00e9g ekki viss um hvort h\u00fan hef\u00f0i keypt bor\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir l\u00f6ngu e\u00f0a um daginn. Hvort tveggja hl\u00fdtur \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0, mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hvernig h\u00fan sag\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0. Og IKEA er a\u00f0eins til \u00ed Holtag\u00f6r\u00f0um, Gunnari Birgissyni til maklegrar rei\u00f0i.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0 sem \u00fev\u00ed l\u00ed\u00f0ur eru svona upp\u00e1komur m\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0ur en svo a\u00f0 skapi. Hva\u00f0 f\u00e6r f\u00f3lk eiginlega til a\u00f0 gera svona laga\u00f0? Vi\u00f0 \u00feekkjumst ekki neitt. Var \u00feetta flirt? E\u00f0a var \u00feetta stalk? Alveg er \u00e9g viss um a\u00f0 fr\u00e6gara f\u00f3lk en \u00e9g, t.d. Randver \u00deorl\u00e1ksson, lendir aldrei \u00ed svona upp\u00e1komum. Finnst \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fe\u00fa kannast vi\u00f0 mig j\u00e1? \u00de\u00fa veist hver \u00e9g er: \u00c9g er Randver \u00deorl\u00e1ksson. En vi\u00f0 bloggarar og IKEA starfsmenn b\u00faum v\u00edst ekki vi\u00f0 sl\u00edkan muna\u00f0.\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vi\u00f0 br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn vorum \u00e1 P\u00edtunni \u00e1\u00f0an \u00feegar stelpa, nokkru eldri en \u00e9g, gengur a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu okkar og segist kannast svo rosalega vi\u00f0 mig. \u00c9g sag\u00f0ist l\u00edka kannast vi\u00f0 hana, en \u00e9g myndi ekki hva\u00f0an (\u00f3sj\u00e1lfr\u00e1\u00f0 vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0. Eftir \u00e1 a\u00f0 hyggja hef \u00e9g ekki hugmynd um hver h\u00fan er). \u00de\u00e1 spur\u00f0i h\u00fan mig hvort \u00e9g &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/07\/05\/%c3%a6ekki-hlif%c3%b0u-mer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00c6ekki, hl\u00edf\u00f0u m\u00e9r!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2315"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12348,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions\/12348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}