{"id":2390,"date":"2005-08-25T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/08\/25\/tilvitnun-dagsins-16\/"},"modified":"2018-12-27T15:42:33","modified_gmt":"2018-12-27T15:42:33","slug":"tilvitnun-dagsins-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/08\/25\/tilvitnun-dagsins-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Tilvitnun dagsins"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">Tilvitnun dagsins \u00e1 litli br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn, sem hefur alveg s\u00e9rstakan talanda \u00feegar hann reynir a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta mett\u00edmann \u00ed a\u00f0 koma einhverju fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r. \u00cd \u00feetta sinn sag\u00f0i hann m\u00e9r brandara \u00far einhverjum gr\u00edn\u00fe\u00e6tti:<br \/>\n&amp;#8222\u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f3ge\u00f0slega fyndi\u00f0 \u00ed Tom and Berry, \u00feegar Sparky kom svona me\u00f0 hjarta \u00e1 Valentine&#8217;s Day, og sag\u00f0i: Here&#8217;s a card in time og \u00fe\u00e1 var alveg: Oh, no! Not a real heart, sag\u00f0i Exwife!&amp;#8220<br \/>\n\u00c9g gat ekki varist \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skella upp \u00far. Ekki vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 brandarinn v\u00e6ri svona fyndinn, heldur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 hann heldur \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega a\u00f0 fyrrverandi eiginkonan heiti Ex-Wife. Segi\u00f0 svo a\u00f0 sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 ali ekki \u00e1 sta\u00f0almyndum!<br \/>\nAnnars er fyrrverandi eiginkonan einum of t\u00fdp\u00edskur karakter, sem n\u00e1nast undantekingarlaust er mannfjandsamleg og a\u00f0alpers\u00f3nunni til trafala \u00feegar hann fremur einhver af s\u00ednum fj\u00f6lm\u00f6rgu axarsk\u00f6ftum, \u00fear sem hann er j\u00fa bara feitur einfeldningur sem drekkur bj\u00f3r, \u00feegar allt kemur til alls. Reyndar, \u00feegar \u00e9g hugsa um \u00fea\u00f0, er \u00feessi m\u00e1lsgrein n\u00e6rri fulln\u00e6gjandi sem innihaldsgreining \u00e1 bandar\u00edsku skemmtiefni. \u00dea\u00f0 vanta\u00f0i bara heimskari vininn (haltur lei\u00f0ir blindan), sem \u00e1vallt er me\u00f0 a\u00f0ra h\u00f6ndina \u00ed \u00edssk\u00e1p fj\u00f6lskylduf\u00f6\u00f0urins og hina \u00ed klofinu, og skapvonda heimilisafann sem enginn veit hvers vegna b\u00fdr inni \u00e1 feitum syni s\u00ednum, fallegu n\u00faverandi (e\u00f0a \u00e6varandi) eiginkonu hans og \u00feremur \u00f3\u00feolandi kr\u00f6kkum.<br \/>\nKrakkarnir eru a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u s\u00e9rkap\u00edtuli, en \u00feeir eru undantekningarlaust \u00fer\u00edr: St\u00f3ra systirin, sem \u00e1 k\u00e6rasta sem \u00e1 m\u00f3torhj\u00f3l, pabbinn \u00feolir ekki en m\u00f6mmunni finnst \u00ed lagi. Millibr\u00f3\u00f0irinn, sem neitar a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra heima nema eftir sm\u00e1 quality time me\u00f0 f\u00f6\u00f0ur s\u00ednum, er \u00ed uppreisn gagnvart m\u00f3\u00f0urinni og, ef \u00fev\u00ed er a\u00f0 skipta, \u00f6mmunni l\u00edka. S\u00ed\u00f0ast en ekki s\u00edst er s\u00e1 sem mest er \u00f3\u00feolandi, en \u00fea\u00f0 er litla stelpan sem \u00e1 yfirbor\u00f0inu er s\u00e6t, stillt og pr\u00fa\u00f0, en undir ni\u00f0ri er h\u00fan l\u00e6vis og undirf\u00f6rul og f\u00e6r allt sem h\u00fan vill. H\u00fan \u00e1 a\u00f0eins einstaka sinnum \u00ed \u00fatist\u00f6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 mi\u00f0jubr\u00f3\u00f0urinn, en \u00feeim vi\u00f0skiptum l\u00edkur undantekningarlaust \u00feannig a\u00f0 litla hefur betur, enda svo mikil pabbastelpa. Og m\u00f6mmustelpa, ef svo ber undir.<br \/>\nEn j\u00e6a, n\u00f3g komi\u00f0 af \u00feessu rugli. N\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00fassneska og Gunnar Gunnarsson!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tilvitnun dagsins \u00e1 litli br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn, sem hefur alveg s\u00e9rstakan talanda \u00feegar hann reynir a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta mett\u00edmann \u00ed a\u00f0 koma einhverju fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r. \u00cd \u00feetta sinn sag\u00f0i hann m\u00e9r brandara \u00far einhverjum gr\u00edn\u00fe\u00e6tti: &amp;#8222\u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f3ge\u00f0slega fyndi\u00f0 \u00ed Tom and Berry, \u00feegar Sparky kom svona me\u00f0 hjarta \u00e1 Valentine&#8217;s Day, og sag\u00f0i: Here&#8217;s a card &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2005\/08\/25\/tilvitnun-dagsins-16\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tilvitnun dagsins<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6466,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390\/revisions\/6466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}