{"id":2655,"date":"2007-10-04T21:20:04","date_gmt":"2007-10-04T21:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2007\/10\/04\/lei%c3%b0rettingar-pars-i\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:36:15","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:36:15","slug":"lei%c3%b0rettingar-pars-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2007\/10\/04\/lei%c3%b0rettingar-pars-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Lei\u00f0r\u00e9ttingar pars I"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00deeir sem \u00feekkja mig vita a\u00f0 \u00e9g er allajafna afar h\u00f3fstilltur ma\u00f0ur (nema r\u00e9tt me\u00f0an \u00e9g er \u00f6lva\u00f0ur). Hins vegar eru nokkur atri\u00f0i sem fara svo \u00f3heyrilega \u00ed taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6 ekki anna\u00f0 af m\u00e9r en lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta \u00feau.<\/p>\n

1. M\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ingar eru ekki langsk\u00f3lagengnir til a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta allt sem \u00fe\u00fa<\/b> segir. \u00de\u00e1 er ekki \u00fear me\u00f0 sagt a\u00f0 \u00feeir geti ekki haft sko\u00f0anir \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n

2. L\u00edkt og \u00f6ll \u00f6nnur d\u00fdr sem \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 hafa heila \u00fearf ma\u00f0urinn \u00e1 \u00f6llu s\u00ednu heilab\u00fai a\u00f0 halda; eins galla\u00f0ar skepnur og vi\u00f0 erum ver\u00f0ur seint sagt a\u00f0 rottur hafi \u00fea\u00f0 framyfir okkur. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki til<\/strong> neinn st\u00f3r, \u00f3nota\u00f0ur hluti af heilanum sem eitt sinn ger\u00f0i okkur kleift a\u00f0 beita hugsanaflutningi.<\/p>\n

3. Fullt tungl hefur engin \u00e1hrif<\/strong> \u00e1 f\u00f3lk \u00f6nnur en \u00edmyndu\u00f0. \u00de\u00f3 a\u00f0 s\u00f3lin l\u00fdsi \u00fea\u00f0 misvel upp \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 e\u00f0liseiginleikar tunglsins breytist vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, auk \u00feess er tungli\u00f0 alveg jafn n\u00e1l\u00e6gt j\u00f6r\u00f0inni samt! Ef tungli\u00f0 v\u00e6ri sl\u00edkur frumkraftur \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r hef\u00f0u tunglfararnir or\u00f0i\u00f0 vitfirrtir l\u00f6ngu \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feeir lentu.<\/p>\n

4. Coreolis\u00e1hrifin eru ekki n\u00f3gu sterk<\/strong> til a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hrif \u00e1 sn\u00faning vatnsins \u00ed vaskinum \u00fe\u00ednum. \u00deau st\u00fdra ve\u00f0rabrig\u00f0um, vindum, \u00f6\u00f0ru ekki. \u00c1 sama h\u00e1tt st\u00fdrir a\u00f0dr\u00e1ttarafl tunglsins ekki<\/strong> „sj\u00e1varf\u00f6llum l\u00edkama \u00fe\u00edns“ frekar en s\u00f3larlj\u00f3s \u00e1 yfirbor\u00f0i \u00feess st\u00fdrir ge\u00f0sveiflum.<\/p>\n

5. \u00de\u00fa ert ekki<\/strong> tv\u00edtyngdur \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00fa kunnir anna\u00f0 tungum\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

6. Feng Shui er ekkert meira<\/strong> en innanh\u00fassarkitekt\u00far. \u00dea\u00f0 byggir ekki \u00e1 m\u00f6rg\u00fe\u00fasund \u00e1ra g\u00f6mlum l\u00f6gm\u00e1lum um vell\u00ed\u00f0an og andlega spekt.<\/p>\n

7. \u00cdn\u00fa\u00edtar eiga ekki<\/strong> hlutfallslega fleiri or\u00f0 yfir snj\u00f3 en a\u00f0rir \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0flokkar. \u00deeir v\u00e6ru heldur ekkert andlegri \u00fe\u00f3tt svo v\u00e6ri.<\/p>\n

8. Gr\u00e6nmetis\u00e6tur eru ekkert n\u00e1tt\u00farlegri en a\u00f0rir; ma\u00f0urinn er al\u00e6ta samkv\u00e6mt skilgreiningu. A\u00f0 gera hundinn \u00feinn a\u00f0 gr\u00e6nmetis\u00e6tu er svo andskotakorni\u00f0 ekkert anna\u00f0 en vi\u00f0urstyggilegar og refsiver\u00f0ar pyntingar.<\/p>\n

Amen.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00deeir sem \u00feekkja mig vita a\u00f0 \u00e9g er allajafna afar h\u00f3fstilltur ma\u00f0ur (nema r\u00e9tt me\u00f0an \u00e9g er \u00f6lva\u00f0ur). Hins vegar eru nokkur atri\u00f0i sem fara svo \u00f3heyrilega \u00ed taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6 ekki anna\u00f0 af m\u00e9r en lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta \u00feau. 1. M\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ingar eru ekki langsk\u00f3lagengnir til a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta allt sem \u00fe\u00fa segir. \u00de\u00e1 er … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Lei\u00f0r\u00e9ttingar pars I<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2655"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13312,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655\/revisions\/13312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}