{"id":2728,"date":"2008-01-19T19:43:51","date_gmt":"2008-01-19T19:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2008\/01\/19\/af-engu-og-ollu\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:36:22","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:36:22","slug":"af-engu-og-ollu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2008\/01\/19\/af-engu-og-ollu\/","title":{"rendered":"Af engu og \u00f6llu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">\n<p>Vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0 m\u00e9r b\u00fdr beljaki sem kasta\u00f0 getur b\u00edlum langar vegalengdir, ef honum v\u00e6ri ekki svo umhuga\u00f0 um eignarr\u00e9ttinn. \u00cd dag \u00fearfna\u00f0ist \u00e9g \u00fej\u00f3nustu hans s\u00e1rlega, og ba\u00f0 \u00feess \u00ed hamandi brj\u00f3sti m\u00e9r sem \u00e9g hringdi bj\u00f6llunni a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri ekki \u00ed austurvegi a\u00f0 berja \u00e1 tr\u00f6llum. Svo reyndist ekki vera, en til dyra gekk kramb\u00falera\u00f0ur beljaki sem gat mig \u00ed engu a\u00f0sto\u00f0a\u00f0, lamur \u00e1 f\u00e6ti, sn\u00fainn \u00e1 hrygg og barinn i framan. \u201eNast\u00ed tr\u00f6ll?\u201c spur\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201eAmms,\u201c sag\u00f0i beljakinn og h\u00f6rfa\u00f0i \u00far dyrunum. \u00cd \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g sneri m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 braust h\u00f6nd gegnum vegginn me\u00f0 sk\u00f3flu. \u201eHurr,\u201c heyr\u00f0ist handanvi\u00f0 og \u00e9g greip sk\u00f3fluna me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6kkum og h\u00f3fst handa vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 moka b\u00edlinn minn \u00fat. \u00c1n \u00e1rangurs.<\/p>\n<p>Af \u00feeirri hinni s\u00f6mu \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u hef \u00e9g teki\u00f0 fj\u00f3ra str\u00e6tisvagna \u00ed dag. \u00deann fyrsta t\u00f3k \u00e9g \u00e1 Hlemm til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00f6lmusu, kaffi og svartagallsraus hj\u00e1 \u00f6mmu minni. \u00deann hinn annan t\u00f3k \u00e9g ni\u00f0ur \u00ed vinnu til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja t\u00f6lvuna m\u00edna. \u00c1 g\u00f6ngu minni um heimana m\u00e6tti \u00e9g t\u00e1ningsst\u00falku \u00fejaka\u00f0a af byr\u00f0um viskunnar (b\u00f3kum). \u201eH\u00e6!\u201c sag\u00f0i hin t\u00e1pmikla dama. \u201eHuh?\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201eEr b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 loka safninu?\u201c var \u00e9g sprundspur\u00f0ur. \u201eEeehh, jamm, en \u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00faga &#8230;\u201c sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201eTakk!\u201c hrunda\u00f0i sprundi\u00f0 og valhoppa\u00f0i lei\u00f0 s\u00edna. \u00c9g man ekkert eftir henni, h\u00e9lt \u00e9g \u00feekkti flesta l\u00e1n\u00feega me\u00f0 nafni. \u00deri\u00f0ja vagninn t\u00f3k \u00e9g fr\u00e1 Gl\u00e6sib\u00e6 a\u00f0 Hlemmi og r\u00e9tt n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 st\u00f6kkva upp \u00ed hinn fj\u00f3r\u00f0a heim \u00e1 lei\u00f0. \u00cd millit\u00ed\u00f0inni t\u00f3kst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 v\u00edsa tveim R\u00fas\u00f6lkum a\u00f0 Laugardalslaug og uppskar a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri kr\u00fatt \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. Sem \u00e9g barasta hl\u00fdt a\u00f0 vera, fyrst \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd Fir\u00f0i n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 skakklappast einhvernveginn innfyrir r\u00edkisins dyr \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fe\u00e6r luktar voru almenningi fram\u00e1 m\u00e1nudag. N\u00fa \u00e1 \u00e9g n\u00e6gan bj\u00f3r og engan b\u00edl til a\u00f0 skandal\u00edsera \u00e1 undir \u00e1hrifum. Mat \u00e1 \u00e9g ekki annan en s\u00faran \u00ed dollu, en hann rennur lj\u00faflega ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 bj\u00f3rnum. S\u00fart og biturt (\u00ed einhverjum skilningi allavega) fer \u00e1kaflega vel saman, eins og s\u00fart og biturt f\u00f3lk \u00e6tti a\u00f0 \u00feekkja af eigin raun. En \u00e9g er k\u00e1tur, a\u00f0 minnsta kosti \u00ed einhverjum skilningi \u00feess or\u00f0s, me\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00fataf fyrir mig \u00feessa helgina og fantamiki\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0 m\u00e9r b\u00fdr beljaki sem kasta\u00f0 getur b\u00edlum langar vegalengdir, ef honum v\u00e6ri ekki svo umhuga\u00f0 um eignarr\u00e9ttinn. \u00cd dag \u00fearfna\u00f0ist \u00e9g \u00fej\u00f3nustu hans s\u00e1rlega, og ba\u00f0 \u00feess \u00ed hamandi brj\u00f3sti m\u00e9r sem \u00e9g hringdi bj\u00f6llunni a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri ekki \u00ed austurvegi a\u00f0 berja \u00e1 tr\u00f6llum. Svo reyndist ekki vera, en til dyra gekk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2008\/01\/19\/af-engu-og-ollu\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Af engu og \u00f6llu<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2728"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13379,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions\/13379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}