{"id":2745,"date":"2008-02-08T11:56:01","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T11:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/2008\/02\/08\/salerni-og-samgongur\/"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:36:23","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:36:23","slug":"salerni-og-samgongur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2008\/02\/08\/salerni-og-samgongur\/","title":{"rendered":"Salerni og samg\u00f6ngur"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Litla kynjafr\u00e6\u00f0ingnum innra me\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 merkingarb\u00e6rt a\u00f0 konur og bekkir til bleyjuskipta deili jafnan salernum me\u00f0 hreyfih\u00f6mlu\u00f0um.<\/p>\n

Raunar hefur m\u00e9r lengi \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feessi kynjaa\u00f0greining \u00e1 salernum vera bl\u00e1tt \u00e1fram f\u00e1r\u00e1nleg. E\u00f0a allt \u00fear til einhver r\u00f6kfr\u00e6\u00f0isnillingurinn sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 konu hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 nau\u00f0ga\u00f0 af \u00fatlendingum \u00e1 salerni skemmtista\u00f0ar af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fear skorti a\u00f0greiningu. J\u00e1, einmitt \u00feess vegna. En n\u00fa skynja \u00e9g semsagt mikilv\u00e6gi \u00feessarar h\u00f3fs\u00f6mu a\u00f0skilna\u00f0arstefnu.<\/p>\n

~<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef miki\u00f0 p\u00f6nkast \u00fat \u00ed nau\u00f0gun Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokks \u00e1 str\u00e6t\u00f3kerfinu. \u00cd g\u00e6r \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00f3l\u00edkt m\u00e9r skynsamari \u00cdslendingum a\u00f0 fara eftir tilm\u00e6lum l\u00f6greglu og taka \u00feess heldur str\u00e6t\u00f3 \u00ed vinnuna en f\u00e6ra b\u00edlinn. A\u00f0 undanskilinni kort\u00e9rsbi\u00f0 \u00ed Fir\u00f0i (st\u00f6\u00f0lu\u00f0 bi\u00f0 milli vagna \u00e1 stofnlei\u00f0, \u00e9g sems\u00e9 r\u00e9tt missti af \u00feeim \u00e1 undan) t\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 mig h\u00e1lft\u00edma samanlagt a\u00f0 taka vagn 1 upp \u00ed Kringlu og vagn 14 \u00fea\u00f0an \u00ed Skei\u00f0arvoginn. \u00deetta hlj\u00f3mar n\u00fa eitthva\u00f0 lygilega, en satt er \u00fea\u00f0. \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir \u00feetta er n\u00e6sta \u00f3m\u00f6gulegt a\u00f0 taka lei\u00f0 14 ne\u00f0an af M\u00fdrarg\u00f6tu upp \u00e1 Langholtsveg \u00e1 laugardegi \u00e1 skemmri t\u00edma en klukkustund.<\/p>\n

Svo vill til a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef sakna\u00f0 str\u00e6t\u00f3 s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g eigna\u00f0ist \u00d6lduna m\u00edna, og m\u00e9r hr\u00fatlei\u00f0ist or\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 keyra. Finnst \u00fea\u00f0 helv\u00edtis b\u00f6l a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 hjakka \u00feennan andskota upp \u00e1 hvern einasta gr\u00e1b\u00f6lva\u00f0an dag. \u00deannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g t\u00f3k str\u00e6t\u00f3 aftur \u00ed morgun, \u00ed \u00feetta sinn t\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega h\u00e1lft\u00edma – aftur eftir kort\u00e9rsbi\u00f0 – a\u00f0 komast upp \u00ed H\u00e1sk\u00f3la. \u00dea\u00f0an tek \u00e9g lei\u00f0 14 \u00e1 eftir, og a\u00f0 fenginni reynslu veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 tekur ekki skemmri t\u00edma. S\u00ed\u00f0an n\u00fdja kerfi\u00f0 var teki\u00f0 upp og tvisturinn gamli myrtur er n\u00e1l\u00e6gt b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 skera alveg \u00e1 samg\u00f6ngur \u00ed Vogana. \u00deetta n\u00e1tt\u00farlega gengur ekki, og \u00fear fyrir utan finnst m\u00e9r f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegt a\u00f0 ekki s\u00e9 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 komast \u00ed IKEA beint fr\u00e1 Hlemmi. Til \u00feess \u00fearf a\u00f0 taka \u00e1sinn hinar skringilegustu kr\u00f3kalei\u00f0ir ni\u00f0ur \u00ed Fj\u00f6r\u00f0 og annan vagn \u00fea\u00f0an aftur \u00ed Gar\u00f0ab\u00e6inn.<\/p>\n

Ef \u201en\u00fdja\u201c meirihlutanum \u00fe\u00f3knast \u00fea\u00f0 gustukaverk a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta \u00far almenningssamg\u00f6ngum borgarinnar er \u00e9g enn me\u00f0 nokkrar till\u00f6gur til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar:<\/p>\n

1. Allir vagnar utan stofnlei\u00f0a gangi aftur \u00e1 20 m\u00edn\u00fatna fresti, morguns sem kv\u00f6lds.
\n2. Stofnlei\u00f0ir gangi til tv\u00f6 a\u00f0 n\u00f3ttu \u00e1 virkum d\u00f6gum, \u00e1 klukkut\u00edma fresti eftir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. A\u00f0rar lei\u00f0ir til eitt eftir s\u00f6mu reglu.
\n3. Vagnar gangi sunnudagsmorgna sem a\u00f0ra.
\n4. Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkurinn h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 dj\u00f6flast endalaust \u00ed helv\u00edtis lei\u00f0akortunum<\/i> og f\u00e6ri inn t\u00edma\u00e1\u00e6tlanir fyrir alla<\/i> \u00e1fangasta\u00f0i.
\n5. Lei\u00f0ab\u00f3kin ver\u00f0i \u00f3keypis.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Litla kynjafr\u00e6\u00f0ingnum innra me\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 merkingarb\u00e6rt a\u00f0 konur og bekkir til bleyjuskipta deili jafnan salernum me\u00f0 hreyfih\u00f6mlu\u00f0um. Raunar hefur m\u00e9r lengi \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feessi kynjaa\u00f0greining \u00e1 salernum vera bl\u00e1tt \u00e1fram f\u00e1r\u00e1nleg. E\u00f0a allt \u00fear til einhver r\u00f6kfr\u00e6\u00f0isnillingurinn sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 konu hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 nau\u00f0ga\u00f0 af \u00fatlendingum \u00e1 salerni skemmtista\u00f0ar af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fear skorti a\u00f0greiningu. … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Salerni og samg\u00f6ngur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2745"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13396,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745\/revisions\/13396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}