Aldrei f\u00f3r \u00fea\u00f0 ekki svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g gifti mig \u00ed br\u00edar\u00edi. \u00dea\u00f0 var Kristj\u00e1n Ketill, skipstj\u00f3ri, sem gaf okkur saman \u00e1 barnum Barnum vi\u00f0 mikinn f\u00f6gnu\u00f0 vi\u00f0staddra. Hringar voru fengnir af n\u00e6rliggjandi lyklakippum, svaramenn voru til halds og trausts, og n\u00e1l\u00e6gt 60 vottar. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 ath\u00f6fnin hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 l\u00f6gleg um bor\u00f0 \u00ed skipi.<\/p>\n
Eftir \u00fea\u00f0 man \u00e9g ekki miki\u00f0 eftir kv\u00f6ldinu. En fyrr um daginn var \u00e9g me\u00f0al gesta \u00ed kokteilbo\u00f0i fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0uneytisins, og \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir \u00edtreku\u00f0 lofor\u00f0 n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 mana mig upp \u00ed a\u00f0 pota \u00ed bumbuna \u00e1 Geir Haarde. En me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed veitingar af n\u00e6ringarlega toganum voru af takmarka\u00f0ra magni en \u00e1fengi\u00f0 f\u00f3r sem f\u00f3r.<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli sp\u00fasu minni \u00de\u00f3runni \u00d3lafsd\u00f3ttur<\/a> finnist um \u00fea\u00f0? Manneskja sem v\u00e6ri meira en l\u00edkleg ekki a\u00f0eins til a\u00f0 pota \u00ed bumbur, heldur fara \u00ed sleik vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0herrann. \u00cd \u00feeim skilningi ver\u00f0ur ekki anna\u00f0 sagt en \u00e9g hafi gifst upp fyrir mig. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00f3l\u00edkt skemmtilegra a\u00f0 konan m\u00edn h\u00e9ldi framhj\u00e1 me\u00f0 honum en \u00feess h\u00e1ttar rustum sem h\u00fan eyddi kv\u00f6ldinu \u00ed a\u00f0 kyssa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Aldrei f\u00f3r \u00fea\u00f0 ekki svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g gifti mig \u00ed br\u00edar\u00edi. \u00dea\u00f0 var Kristj\u00e1n Ketill, skipstj\u00f3ri, sem gaf okkur saman \u00e1 barnum Barnum vi\u00f0 mikinn f\u00f6gnu\u00f0 vi\u00f0staddra. Hringar voru fengnir af n\u00e6rliggjandi lyklakippum, svaramenn voru til halds og trausts, og n\u00e1l\u00e6gt 60 vottar. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 ath\u00f6fnin hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 l\u00f6gleg um bor\u00f0 \u00ed skipi. Eftir … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Genginn \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 heilaga<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2776"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13427,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776\/revisions\/13427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}