Einsog n\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed enginn sem \u00e9g veit um f\u00e9kk \u00e9g r\u00edflega endurgrei\u00f0slu fr\u00e1 skattinum. H\u00fan barst m\u00e9r \u00ed p\u00f3sti \u00ed formi \u00e1v\u00edsunar sem \u00e9g arka\u00f0i s\u00e6ll og gla\u00f0ur leikandi milli fingra m\u00e9r me\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed banka fyrr \u00ed dag. M\u00e9r \u00feykir yfirleitt lei\u00f0inlegt a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 fara \u00ed bankann og sj\u00e1 \u00f6ll kreppuandlitin me\u00f0 kaffibollana og f\u00e9kk h\u00e1lfgert samviskubit yfir a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 innleysa \u00e1v\u00edsun en ekki a\u00f0 \u00f6skra \u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3nustufulltr\u00faann a\u00f0 henni v\u00e6ri helv\u00edtis n\u00e6r a\u00f0 gera mig gjald\u00ferota, \u00e9g g\u00e6ti sko fundi\u00f0 hana \u00ed s\u00edmaskr\u00e1nni, rispa\u00f0 b\u00edlinn hennar og hengt heimilisk\u00f6ttinn upp\u00e1 sn\u00faru.<\/p>\n
A\u00f0 v\u00edsu s\u00e1 \u00e9g engan gera \u00fea\u00f0 heldur svo \u00e9g f\u00e9kk ekkert alltof miki\u00f0 samviskubit.<\/p>\n
\u00devert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti leit \u00e9g v\u00edgreifur kringum mig, hl\u00f3 m\u00ednu h\u00e6verskasta og gj\u00f3a\u00f0i augunum a\u00f0 f\u00e1lmandi gjaldkera svo h\u00fan vissi a\u00f0 h\u00e9r f\u00e6ri ma\u00f0ur me\u00f0 fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lavit. \u00deegar r\u00f6\u00f0in kom a\u00f0 m\u00e9r skellti \u00e9g \u00e1v\u00edsuninni me\u00f0 fl\u00f6tum l\u00f3fa \u00e1 glj\u00e1f\u00e6gt marmarabor\u00f0i\u00f0 og halla\u00f0i eil\u00edti\u00f0 undir flatt \u00e1 sama t\u00edma og \u00e9g skilmerkilega renndi bev\u00edsinu mj\u00faklega en glottandi \u00ed \u00e1tt til fr\u00faarinnar sem st\u00f3\u00f0st ekki m\u00e1ti\u00f0 a\u00f0 gapa af andakt. H\u00fan haf\u00f0i nefnilega ekkert fengi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gapa af andakt \u00feann daginn. Hver var \u00feessi dularfulli en kyn\u00feokkafulli ma\u00f0ur?<\/p>\n
– G\u00f3\u00f0an dag, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og r\u00e9tti fram korti\u00f0 mitt. \u00c9g vil leysa \u00feessa \u00e1v\u00edsun \u00fat.
\n– J\u00fa, g\u00f3\u00f0an daginn. Viltu leggja upph\u00e6\u00f0ina inn \u00e1 \u00feennan reikning? H\u00fan pota\u00f0i \u00ed korti\u00f0 mitt.
\n– J\u00e1 takk.
\n– Renndu \u00fev\u00ed bara \u00ed gegn, sag\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00fe\u00e1 og banda\u00f0i \u00ed \u00e1ttina a\u00f0 einhverju \u00f3gnarskelfilegu apparati sem st\u00f3\u00f0 framan vi\u00f0 b\u00fari\u00f0 sem h\u00fan sat \u00ed. \u00c9g renndi kortinu \u00ed gegn.
\n– Viltu a\u00f0 skattstj\u00f3ri leggi \u00feetta beint inn\u00e1 reikninginn \u00feinn?
\n– Ha? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og f\u00e1lma\u00f0i innundir jakkann eftir bei\u00f0ni sem fylgdi me\u00f0 \u00e1v\u00edsuninni. \u00dear st\u00f3\u00f0 sk\u00fdrum st\u00f6fum a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g vildi f\u00e1 millif\u00e6rt beint fr\u00e1 skattinum yr\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 fylla \u00fat bei\u00f0nina og koma til r\u00edkisf\u00e9hir\u00f0is.
\n– En, en … \u00fearf \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 r\u00edkisf\u00e9hir\u00f0i?
\n– Nei, \u00e9g er a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feetta.
\n– \u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 \u00e9g skil ekki alveg muninn \u00e1 hvort skatturinn geri \u00fea\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00fa gerir \u00fea\u00f0. Getur \u00fe\u00fa ekki bara gert \u00fea\u00f0? \u00c9g var farinn a\u00f0 ro\u00f0na og rugga m\u00e9r \u00ed lendunum einsog barn sem er vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00f6skra af \u00fev\u00ed mamma vill ekki gefa \u00fev\u00ed fars\u00edma.
\n– Sko! stafa\u00f0i h\u00fan ofan\u00ed mig. Viltu f\u00e1 \u00feetta greitt INN\u00c1 reikninginn \u00feinn, E\u00d0A viltu f\u00e1 \u00e1v\u00edsun senda \u00ed p\u00f3sti?
\n– Uh, en \u00feetta ER \u00e1v\u00edsunin sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk senda \u00ed p\u00f3sti! umla\u00f0i \u00e9g veiklulega og pota\u00f0i \u00ed \u00e1v\u00edsunina. \u00c9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 gjaldkerann einsog sokkar st\u00e6\u00f0u \u00far n\u00f6sum hennar. Gjaldkerinn horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig einsog \u00e9g v\u00e6ri ge\u00f0veikur.
\n– J\u00fa takk, gafst \u00e9g upp. \u00c9g vil f\u00e1 \u00feetta greitt inn\u00e1 reikninginn takk. Gjaldkerinn virtist anda l\u00e9ttar. Skaut samt a\u00f0 m\u00e9r illyrmislegu augnabliki vi\u00f0 og vi\u00f0 me\u00f0an h\u00fan pikka\u00f0i taktfasta gjaldeyrisr\u00fambuna \u00e1 lyklabor\u00f0 t\u00f6lvunnar. R\u00e9tti m\u00e9r svo kvittun fyrir f\u00e6rslunni og bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 eiga g\u00f3\u00f0an dag. Loka\u00f0i svo bor\u00f0inu me\u00f0 einkennilega ge\u00f0shr\u00e6ringu \u00ed svipnum. H\u00fan h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram a\u00f0 l\u00edta vi\u00f0 endrum og sinnum sem h\u00fan stika\u00f0i ni\u00f0ur ganginn uns h\u00fan t\u00f3k \u00e1 r\u00e1s \u00f6skrandi \u00fat\u00far bankanum t\u00e6tandi h\u00e1r sitt.<\/p>\n
Og \u00e9g skil eiginlega ekki alveg hvers \u00e9g \u00e1tti a\u00f0 gjalda. Okkur er ekki \u00f6llum gefi\u00f0 sl\u00edkt fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lavit. Annars v\u00e6rum vi\u00f0 l\u00edklega \u00f6ll gjaldkerar \u00ed banka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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