{"id":3178,"date":"2010-05-27T17:27:53","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T17:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=3178"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:36:57","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:36:57","slug":"rymisa%c3%b0greining-i-voktunum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2010\/05\/27\/rymisa%c3%b0greining-i-voktunum\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u00fdmisa\u00f0greining \u00ed V\u00f6ktunum"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Marga daga \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0 hef \u00e9g reki\u00f0 augun \u00ed Bjarnfre\u00f0arson \u00e1 DVD, haganlega \u00fatstilltum og \u00e1 misg\u00f3\u00f0u ver\u00f0i. Svona freistingar stenst \u00e9g bara einfaldlega ekki og keypti myndina \u00ed dag. Ef eitthva\u00f0 er kalla \u00e9g mig g\u00f3\u00f0an a\u00f0 hafa haldi\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r svona lengi fremur en hitt, \u00feetta er enda efni sem \u00e1 (vonandi) eftir a\u00f0 breyta \u00edslenskri kvikmyndager\u00f0 til hins betra \u00e1 n\u00e6stu \u00e1rum. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f3talmargt sem gerir Vaktirnar \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ar og mig langar h\u00e9r a\u00f0 nefna eitt atri\u00f0i sem \u00e9g hef ekki or\u00f0i\u00f0 miki\u00f0 var vi\u00f0 \u00ed gagnr\u00fdninni umr\u00e6\u00f0u um \u00fe\u00e6ttina.<\/p>\n

\u00cd Vakta\u00fe\u00e1ttunum sj\u00e1um vi\u00f0 pers\u00f3nurnar n\u00e6r aldrei st\u00edga \u00fatfyrir sinn afmarka\u00f0a l\u00f3kal, sem f\u00e6r mann til a\u00f0 velta fyrir s\u00e9r hvernig \u00feeir f\u00e9lagar heg\u00f0i s\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00ednu n\u00e1tt\u00farlega umhverfi, svo a\u00f0 segja. \u00cd N\u00e6turvaktinni eru \u00feeir alveg afmarka\u00f0ir vi\u00f0 bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0ina, plani\u00f0 og sjoppuna \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0, og yfirgefi pers\u00f3na sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 vitum vi\u00f0 ekki af afdrifum hennar \u00e1 me\u00f0an. \u00cd Dagvaktinni er sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 skilgreint v\u00ed\u00f0ar en \u00fe\u00f3 me\u00f0 s\u00ednum takm\u00f6rkunum, til d\u00e6mis n\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 yfir \u00f6rf\u00e1a b\u00e6i \u00ed n\u00e6rsveitinni auk H\u00f3tels Bjarkalunds. Fangavaktin gerist \u00f6ll meira e\u00f0a minna inni \u00e1 Litla Hrauni, me\u00f0 einni veigamikilli undantekningu \u00fe\u00f3.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er oft tala\u00f0 um fj\u00f3r\u00f0a vegginn \u00ed leikh\u00fasi sem er \u00fea\u00f0 sem a\u00f0greinir leikendur fr\u00e1 \u00e1horfendum, og \u00feegar hann er rofinn ver\u00f0a \u00e1horfendur – hvort sem \u00feeir vilja e\u00f0a ekki – hluti af leiks\u00fdningunni. \u00cd N\u00e6tur- og Dagv\u00f6ktunum helst \u00feessi r\u00fdmisa\u00f0greining alveg. Hannes H\u00f3lmsteinn, Birgitta Haukdal, Berg\u00fe\u00f3r P\u00e1lsson og Stef\u00e1n Hilmarsson eru \u00f6ll hluti af \u00feeim heimi sem \u00fe\u00e6ttirnir gerast \u00ed, og \u00fea\u00f0 er au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 r\u00f6ksty\u00f0ja hvers vegna. Birgitta er til a\u00f0 mynda fr\u00e6nka \u00d3lafs Ragnars \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1ttunum og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0\u00feekktir leikarar \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Benedikt Erlingsson birtist sem einhverjir J\u00f3n \u00fati \u00ed b\u00e6 truflar \u00fea\u00f0 ekki veruleika pers\u00f3nanna. \u00deannig geta Halld\u00f3r Gylfason sem Kiddi Casio og Hannes H\u00f3lmsteinn vel \u00ferifist innan sama r\u00fdmis \u00e1n \u00feess \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 grunsamlegt og \u00d3laf\u00eda Hr\u00f6nn getur \u00ed hlutverki h\u00f3telst\u00fdrunnar Guggu v\u00edsa\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rk \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0arnefndu \u00feyki \u00fea\u00f0 neitt skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00d3laf\u00eda Hr\u00f6nn vinni \u00e1 h\u00f3teli.<\/p>\n

Georg Bjarnfre\u00f0arson er pers\u00f3na sem sk\u00f6pu\u00f0 er \u00far verstu sta\u00f0almyndum um s\u00f3s\u00edalista sem til eru og kvikmyndin Bjarnfre\u00f0arson gerir sitt \u00edtrasta til a\u00f0 vinna \u00far \u00feeim efnivi\u00f0, me\u00f0 alveg sprenghl\u00e6gilegum en jafnframt sorglegum ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0um; h\u00fan er saga af \u00fev\u00ed hvernig fallegt barn ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 truflu\u00f0um manni. \u00datlitslega er hann svo m\u00f3ta\u00f0ur eftir Len\u00edn og sumpart Steingr\u00edmi J. Sigf\u00fassyni og, alls ekki s\u00edst, hugmyndum \u00fdmsra um Steingr\u00edm. \u00dea\u00f0 var nokku\u00f0 gr\u00edn gert a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00ed Krydds\u00edld 2008 l\u00edkti einhver Steingr\u00edmi vi\u00f0 Georg Bjarnfre\u00f0arson, og hann svara\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed til a\u00f0 hann g\u00e6ti n\u00fa eiginlega ekki svari\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 af s\u00e9r \u00fear sem hann \u00feekkti ekki \u00feann \u00e1g\u00e6ta mann.<\/p>\n

\u00deetta er afskaplega mikilv\u00e6gt atri\u00f0i, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1n \u00feess missir merkilegasti hluti Fangavaktarinnar alveg marks og ver\u00f0ur einsog handah\u00f3fskenndur \u00fat\u00fard\u00far fr\u00e1 annars \u00fe\u00e9ttri atbur\u00f0ar\u00e1s. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feegar Georg f\u00e6r br\u00e9f sent inn \u00e1 Litla Hraun, sem hann segir<\/em> – og taki\u00f0 eftir fyrirvaranum – a\u00f0 s\u00e9 bo\u00f0 til hans pers\u00f3nulega um a\u00f0 halda r\u00e6\u00f0u \u00e1 landsfundi Vinstrigr\u00e6nna. \u00dea\u00f0 eitt og s\u00e9r \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 vera svo skringilegt innan veruleika \u00fe\u00e1ttanna, vi\u00f0 hl\u00e6jum alt\u00e9nt a\u00f0 \u00feessu, en einhvernveginn tr\u00faum vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed ekki alveg.<\/p>\n

Enda kemur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 daginn a\u00f0 \u00feegar Georg br\u00fdst \u00fat\u00far fangelsinu \u00fear sem hann f\u00e6r ekki leyfi til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja landsfundinn, og n\u00e6r til Hverager\u00f0is me\u00f0 l\u00f6gregluna \u00e1 h\u00e6lunum, \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feekkir Steingr\u00edmur hann ekki og kannast ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1nni me\u00f0 einhverja drottningarr\u00e6\u00f0u (enda t\u00ed\u00f0kast sl\u00edkar r\u00e6\u00f0ur ekki innan almennra fundahalda). Steingr\u00edmur kannast ekki einu sinni vi\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ur Georgs, Bjarnfre\u00f0i Geirsd\u00f3ttur, einhverja virtustu og \u00feekktustu kvenr\u00e9ttindabar\u00e1ttukonu landsins – samkv\u00e6mt Georgi sj\u00e1lfum – \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1g\u00e6tu konu \u00feekkir hann ekki<\/em> (taki\u00f0 eftir or\u00f0alaginu). \u00cd lokaatri\u00f0i Bjarnfre\u00f0arsonar f\u00e1um vi\u00f0 hinsvegar sta\u00f0festingu \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Bjarnfre\u00f0ur er<\/em> sannarlega \u00feekkt og virt innan kvennahreyfingarinnar, og \u00fev\u00ed er undarlegt a\u00f0 Steingr\u00edmur skuli ekki kannast vi\u00f0 hana.<\/p>\n

Nema<\/em> hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 sk\u00e1lda\u00f0a pers\u00f3nu. Myndm\u00e1li\u00f0 er svo sannarlega n\u00f3gu sk\u00fdrt: Georg br\u00fdst \u00fat\u00far afmarka\u00f0a r\u00fdmi \u00fe\u00e1ttanna, fangelsinu, me\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0u \u00ed h\u00f6ndunum \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00e1 raunverulegan landsfund sem honum var sannarlega ekki bo\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1, og br\u00fdtur fj\u00f3r\u00f0a vegginn. Hann er skyndilega staddur \u00ed heimi \u00fear sem m\u00f3\u00f0ir hans Bjarnfre\u00f0ur er ekki \u00feekkt bar\u00e1ttukona og bo\u00f0skort Vinstrigr\u00e6nna hefur enga merkingu. Hvers vegna dreg \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 h\u00e6pnu \u00e1lyktun a\u00f0 me\u00f0an Hannes, Birgitta, Bj\u00f6rk og Stef\u00e1n eru \u00f6ll st\u00f6dd innan sama veruleika og Georg s\u00e9 Steingr\u00edmur \u00fea\u00f0 ekki? Vegna \u00feess<\/em> a\u00f0 \u00feetta stutta atri\u00f0i er svar vi\u00f0 umm\u00e6lum Steingr\u00edms \u00ed Krydds\u00edldinni \u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00e1 undan. Allt sk\u00edrskotar beint til \u00feess, og fyrst erfitt er ef ekki \u00f3m\u00f6gulegt a\u00f0 toga veruleikann n\u00e6r sk\u00e1ldskapnum (einsog Sylv\u00eda N\u00f3tt ger\u00f0i), \u00fe\u00e1 br\u00fdst hinn sk\u00e1lda\u00f0i Georg \u00fat\u00ed heiminn me\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0u handa Vinstrigr\u00e6num. En honum bregst bogalistin vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 heimurinn vi\u00f0urkennir ekki a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 til, og svo er hann f\u00e6r\u00f0ur \u00ed j\u00e1rnum aftur til s\u00edns heima.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa hefur hinsvegar svo merkilega atvikast til a\u00f0 s\u00e1 sem l\u00e9k Georg Bjarnfre\u00f0arson, J\u00f3n Gnarr, er \u00ed frambo\u00f0i til borgarstj\u00f3rnar. J\u00f3n hefur undanfarin fimmt\u00e1n \u00e1r helst veri\u00f0 \u00feekktur fyrir gamanleik auk nokkurra ka\u00fe\u00f3lskra vi\u00f0horfspistla sem j\u00f6\u00f0ru\u00f0u vi\u00f0 gamanleik, og frambo\u00f0 hans og fleiri listamanna til borgarstj\u00f3rnar er a\u00f0 langflestu leyti lita\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum spurt af J\u00f3ni \u00e1\u00f0ur. \u00cd hlutverki Georgs skopst\u00e6ldi hann heldur heimdallarlega \u00fatg\u00e1fu af vinstrimanni en \u00ed hlutverki frambj\u00f3\u00f0andans skopst\u00e6lir hann hinsvegar hina hef\u00f0bundnu p\u00f3lit\u00edsku or\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0u, eins lei\u00f0inlegt og \u00fea\u00f0 annars er a\u00f0 nota or\u00f0 einsog or\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0a<\/em>, og lofar f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegum hlutum komist hann til valda.<\/p>\n

En n\u00fa \u00feegar J\u00f3n \u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0an m\u00f6guleika \u00e1 a\u00f0 verma borgarstj\u00f3ras\u00e6ti\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur s\u00fa hugsun a\u00f0 hvarfla a\u00f0 okkur a\u00f0 m\u00f6gulega s\u00e9u Reykv\u00edkingar a\u00f0 kj\u00f3sa yfir sig Georg Bjarnfre\u00f0arson, ef J\u00f3n t\u00e6ki upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta s\u00e9r vaxa skegg og raka af s\u00e9r h\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00fdjan leik. Hugsi\u00f0 m\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00ed alv\u00f6runni f\u00e1tt \u00fev\u00ed til fyrirst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 Georg Bjarnfre\u00f0arson standi \u00e1 haustd\u00f6gum \u00ed pontu \u00ed r\u00e1\u00f0h\u00fasinu organdi um kosti uppt\u00f6kuheimila. \u00c9g segi ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i \u00f3fyndin upp\u00e1koma fram a\u00f0 svona fimmtu m\u00edn\u00fatu, heldur hitt a\u00f0 \u00fearme\u00f0 v\u00e6ri r\u00fdmisa\u00f0greining veruleikans og Vaktanna endanlega horfin. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri st\u00f3rfenglegt afrek.<\/p>\n

Hitt er svo anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 Georg er fluttur til Bandar\u00edkjanna og er or\u00f0inn \u00f6llu r\u00f3legri \u00ed t\u00ed\u00f0inni. \u00dea\u00f0 segir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00ed raun s\u00e9um vi\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 f\u00e1 J\u00f3n Gnarr, og \u00fea\u00f0 eitt og s\u00e9r finnst m\u00e9r svosem alveg n\u00f3gu skr\u00fdtin tilhugsun.<\/p>\n

– Birtist endursko\u00f0u\u00f0<\/a> \u00e1 Kistunni \u00feann 28. ma\u00ed 2010.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Marga daga \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0 hef \u00e9g reki\u00f0 augun \u00ed Bjarnfre\u00f0arson \u00e1 DVD, haganlega \u00fatstilltum og \u00e1 misg\u00f3\u00f0u ver\u00f0i. Svona freistingar stenst \u00e9g bara einfaldlega ekki og keypti myndina \u00ed dag. Ef eitthva\u00f0 er kalla \u00e9g mig g\u00f3\u00f0an a\u00f0 hafa haldi\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r svona lengi fremur en hitt, \u00feetta er enda efni sem \u00e1 (vonandi) eftir … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: R\u00fdmisa\u00f0greining \u00ed V\u00f6ktunum<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,36,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-greinar","category-kvikmyndir","category-politik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3178"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13754,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions\/13754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}