{"id":3200,"date":"2010-06-04T23:12:22","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T23:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=3200"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:36:57","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:36:57","slug":"kukulukur-og-gardaland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2010\/06\/04\/kukulukur-og-gardaland\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00fakul\u00fakur og Gardaland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/arngrimurv\/wp-images\/gardaland.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/arngrimurv\/wp-images\/gardaland.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"140\" alt=\"\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\"\/><\/a>\u00c1 \u00cdtal\u00edu 1989 voru \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu skemmti\u00fe\u00e6ttir sem \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki muna\u00f0 hva\u00f0 h\u00e9tu til a\u00f0 leysa h\u00f6fu\u00f0 mitt. \u00de\u00e1ttastj\u00f3rnandinn var kl\u00e6ddur \u00ed safar\u00edgalla og eitthvert hundskvikindi af sokkabr\u00fa\u00f0u st\u00fdr\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1ttunum me\u00f0 honum. Stundum var kona \u00ed sta\u00f0 mannsins, kl\u00e6dd sama safar\u00edgalla, og stundum voru \u00feau tv\u00f6 saman, en okkur fannst konan ekkert skemmtileg. Vi\u00f0 br\u00e6\u00f0ur d\u00e1\u00f0um hinsvegar \u00feennan hund \u00fe\u00f3tt l\u00edklega muni hvorugur n\u00fa hva\u00f0 hann h\u00e9t.<\/p>\n<p>\u00de\u00e6ttirnir voru hreinn og kl\u00e1r \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ur sem mi\u00f0u\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed einu a\u00f0 b\u00f6rn sannf\u00e6r\u00f0u foreldra s\u00edna um \u00e1g\u00e6ti \u00feess a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja heim Gardaland, skemmtigar\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 margr\u00f3ma\u00f0a Gardavatn (\u00fear sem Kristj\u00e1n J\u00f3hannsson bj\u00f3). Pabbi \u00feoldi ekki \u00fe\u00e1ttastj\u00f3rnandann, sem \u00ed minningunni hef\u00f0i a\u00f0 v\u00edsu allteins geta\u00f0 veri\u00f0 Bog Saget, og uppnefndi hann K\u00fakul\u00fakur eftir s\u00ednu h\u00e1rbeitta skopskyni. Eftir or\u00f0hlutafr\u00e6\u00f0i m\u00e6tti greina fyrri li\u00f0inn sem or\u00f0i\u00f0 <i>k\u00fakur<\/i> \u00e1n karlkynsbeygingarendingarinnar -r, og seinni li\u00f0inn sem einskonar her\u00f0andi og jafnframt ni\u00f0randi a\u00f0skeyti. K\u00fakul\u00fakur var sems\u00e9 ekki h\u00e1tt skrifa\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n<p>En \u00ed hvert sinn sem K\u00fakul\u00fakur og hans d\u00fdr\u00f0lega hundskvikindi birtust \u00e1 skj\u00e1num hr\u00f3pu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 br\u00e6\u00f0ur af \u00e1kef\u00f0: K\u00fakul\u00fakur og Peppito! (\u00e9g gef m\u00e9r bara \u00fea\u00f0 nafn \u00e1 hundinn) af \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 vissum a\u00f0 pabbi myndi stynja af vandl\u00e6tingu. K\u00fakul\u00fakur var svosem ekkert h\u00e1tt skrifa\u00f0ur hj\u00e1 okkur br\u00e6\u00f0rum heldur en hundurinn ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 allt \u00feess vir\u00f0i. Hundurinn var hreint \u00fat sagt fr\u00e1b\u00e6r, og vatnsrennibrautirnar sem hann af kap\u00edtal\u00edsku inns\u00e6i innprenta\u00f0i okkur a\u00f0 v\u00e6ru merkilegri fyrirb\u00e6ri en p\u00edram\u00eddarnir vi\u00f0 Giza ur\u00f0u okkur a\u00f0 \u00e1\u00fereifanlegu markmi\u00f0i \u00ed l\u00edfinu til a\u00f0 falast eftir.<\/p>\n<p>Svo kom a\u00f0 lokum a\u00f0 foreldrar okkar g\u00e1fu eftir og vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00f6ll til Gardalands. \u00dear tapa\u00f0i \u00e9g sk\u00f3 \u00ed hendur hins illa Frankensteins og s\u00e1rgr\u00e9t megni\u00f0 af t\u00edmanum. Drumbafer\u00f0in eftir vatnsbrautinni var hinsvegar nokku\u00f0 skemmtileg. En hvergi s\u00e1ust K\u00fakul\u00fakur e\u00f0a Peppito neinsta\u00f0ar n\u00e1l\u00e6gt. \u00dea\u00f0 olli m\u00e9r s\u00e1rum vonbrig\u00f0um, en br\u00f3\u00f0ur m\u00ednum virtist sl\u00e9ttsama um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00cd draugalestinni h\u00e9lt mamma fyrir augun \u00e1 honum alla fer\u00f0ina hinsvegar svo \u00e9g var\u00f0 einn um a\u00f0 upplifa \u00feann hrylling a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 beinagrindur sveifla s\u00e9r \u00ed veg fyrir lestina okkar. \u00c9g minnist \u00feess ekki a\u00f0 hafa or\u00f0i\u00f0 neitt hr\u00e6ddur.<\/p>\n<p>Gardaland uppfyllti allar okkar v\u00e6ntingar um skemmtun sem venjulegir leikgar\u00f0ar \u00e1ttu ekki s\u00e9ns \u00e1, en \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn sakna\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1kaft n\u00e6rveru \u00feeirra K\u00fakul\u00faks og hundsfyrirb\u00e6risins hans. \u00cd dag \u00e1tta \u00e9g mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g vissi ekki einu sinni hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn h\u00e9t og man ekki lengur fyrir mitt litla l\u00edf hva\u00f0 hundurinn h\u00e9t, \u00fe\u00f3tt Peppito s\u00e9 sj\u00e1lfsagt n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u00fev\u00ed. Og \u00fea\u00f0 sem meira er, \u00e9g \u00e1tta mig \u00e1 um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g minnist \u00feessa a\u00f0 ekkert af \u00feessu skipti nokkru einasta m\u00e1li. \u00deannig fer l\u00edklega um flestar manns bernskuminningar.<\/p>\n<p><b>Vi\u00f0b\u00f3t: Alli kann a\u00f0 hafa fundi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1ttinn:<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rS88ICvLqnY&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rS88ICvLqnY&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c1 \u00cdtal\u00edu 1989 voru \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu skemmti\u00fe\u00e6ttir sem \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki muna\u00f0 hva\u00f0 h\u00e9tu til a\u00f0 leysa h\u00f6fu\u00f0 mitt. \u00de\u00e1ttastj\u00f3rnandinn var kl\u00e6ddur \u00ed safar\u00edgalla og eitthvert hundskvikindi af sokkabr\u00fa\u00f0u st\u00fdr\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1ttunum me\u00f0 honum. Stundum var kona \u00ed sta\u00f0 mannsins, kl\u00e6dd sama safar\u00edgalla, og stundum voru \u00feau tv\u00f6 saman, en okkur fannst konan ekkert skemmtileg. Vi\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2010\/06\/04\/kukulukur-og-gardaland\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">K\u00fakul\u00fakur og Gardaland<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minningarbrot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3200"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13757,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions\/13757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}