Fyrirs\u00f6gnin er kannski fullyfirdrifin mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 tilefni en \u00fe\u00f3 er vel h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 upplifa k\u00falt\u00farsjokk \u00ed Danm\u00f6rku. St\u00e6rsta k\u00falt\u00farsjokki\u00f0, sem kann a\u00f0 koma lesendum \u00feessarar s\u00ed\u00f0u \u00e1 \u00f3vart, var a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk v\u00edla\u00f0i ekki fyrir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 sn\u00fdta s\u00e9r lon og don undir mi\u00f0jum fyrirlestri. \u00cd fyrstu \u00fe\u00f3tti m\u00e9r \u00f3ge\u00f0fellt a\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0eins Sp\u00e1nverjinn \u00ed h\u00f3pnum heldur Danirnir l\u00edka sn\u00fdttu s\u00e9r \u00ed t\u00edma og \u00f3t\u00edma og tr\u00f3\u00f0u svo papp\u00edrnum \u00ed vasann, en svo rann \u00fea\u00f0 upp fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 ef til vill v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir allt meiri kurteisi en a\u00f0 standa \u00ed s\u00edfellu upp til a\u00f0 fara fram a\u00f0 sn\u00fdta s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
Sn\u00fdtihef\u00f0ir meginlandsb\u00faa voru m\u00e9r meira k\u00falt\u00farsjokk en \u00feegar \u00f3nefndur a\u00f0ili m\u00e6tti \u00ed grillveislu me\u00f0 t\u00f6skufylli af bareflum og reyndi a\u00f0 f\u00e1 fleiri til lags vi\u00f0 sig til a\u00f0 halda \u00fat\u00ed sk\u00f3g til a\u00f0 lumbra \u00e1 nasistum (vi\u00f0 heldur dr\u00e6mar undirtektir). E\u00f0a \u00feegar \u00e9g t\u00f3k str\u00e6t\u00f3 til Tilst og skyndilega voru bara b\u00farkukl\u00e6ddar konur eftir \u00ed vagninum. E\u00f0a s\u00fa sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ji hver ma\u00f0ur virtist reykja heimar\u00e6kta\u00f0 kannabis a\u00f0 sta\u00f0aldri – nokku\u00f0 sem \u00e9g var\u00f0 engan veginn var vi\u00f0 \u00ed fyrra. Og a\u00f0 \u00feeir Hollendingar sem \u00e9g hitti h\u00f6f\u00f0u aldrei heyrt um Icesave (ekki spyrja mig hvers vegna \u00e9g yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0 minntist \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0).<\/p>\n
St\u00e6rsta k\u00falt\u00farsjokk \u00feeirra sem \u00ed fyrsta sinn fer\u00f0ast til \u00fatlanda er v\u00e6ntanlega hversu einsleitt mannkyni\u00f0 \u00ed raun og veru er \u00feegar allt kemur til alls, og a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 svo gegnum fingur s\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 litla sem er \u00f3l\u00edkt milli hinna a\u00f0skildustu hluta heimsins. \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur hefur \u00e1tta\u00f0 sig \u00e1 \u00feessu er au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hversu sm\u00e1ar sumar \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ir eru a\u00f0 vilja banna b\u00e6nahald annarra en \u00feeirra sem j\u00e1tast undir sama gu\u00f0 og s\u00f6mu doktr\u00ednu, og amast vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fatlendingar opni mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0i \u00ed \u00feeirra<\/i> landi og selji sinn<\/i> framandi mat \u00feeirra<\/i> hreinu og \u00f3spilltu b\u00f6rnum. \u00dea\u00f0 er alltaf sj\u00e1lfsyfirl\u00fdst mi\u00f0ja sem skilgreinir ja\u00f0arinn, sem gerir a\u00f0 verkum a\u00f0 \u00e1n ja\u00f0arsins v\u00e6ru normin ekki til. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur l\u00edti\u00f0 breyst \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arvitund margra s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00edslenskir Gr\u00e6nlendingar dr\u00e1pu skr\u00e6lingja \u00e1n umhugsunar, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1, af \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir voru \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi. H\u00e1lfger\u00f0 skr\u00edmsli.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn er fyrir l\u00f6ngu b\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00e1tta mig \u00e1 \u00feessu, allt fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g bj\u00f3 \u00e1 \u00cdtal\u00edu, og er \u00feess vegna \u00feeirrar sko\u00f0unar a\u00f0 \u00f6llum b\u00f6rnum s\u00e9 hollt a\u00f0 kynnast \u00f6\u00f0ru landi innanfr\u00e1 einhvernt\u00edma \u00e1 uppvaxtarskei\u00f0inu. \u00dea\u00f0 eykur \u00e1 v\u00ed\u00f0s\u00fdni \u00feeirra s\u00ed\u00f0ar meir. \u00deess vegna leyfi \u00e9g m\u00e9r oft a\u00f0 einbl\u00edna \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00f3 er \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi, \u00ed \u00feeirri tr\u00fa a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00e1tti sig \u00e1 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r er aldrei full alvara me\u00f0 m\u00ednum \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ernislegu dilkadr\u00e1ttum (\u00e9g \u00e1 stundum til a\u00f0 segja til d\u00e6mis a\u00f0 \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjar s\u00e9u lei\u00f0inlegasta \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 Evr\u00f3pu – \u00fe\u00f3tt au\u00f0vita\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 ekki og geti ekki veri\u00f0 satt – \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ir geta ekki veri\u00f0 lei\u00f0inlegar, frekar en \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ir geta veri\u00f0 hry\u00f0juverkamenn).<\/p>\n
En \u00ed \u00f6llu falli er h\u00e6pi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g taki m\u00e9r \u00feann si\u00f0 til fyrirmyndar a\u00f0 sn\u00fdta m\u00e9r undir fyrirlestrum, e\u00f0a sl\u00e1st vi\u00f0 nasista en jafnframt g\u00fatera gett\u00f3v\u00e6\u00f0ingu \u00fathverfanna. \u00dea\u00f0 er eitthva\u00f0 algj\u00f6rlega framandlegt vi\u00f0 margt \u00fea\u00f0 skilningsleysi sem \u00e9g hef or\u00f0i\u00f0 vitni a\u00f0 \u00ed Danm\u00f6rku gagnvart f\u00f3lki af \u00f6\u00f0ru menningarupplagi, \u00feegar nasj\u00f3nalistar hatast vi\u00f0 yfirl\u00fdsta nasista einsog \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00ed raun einhver gr\u00ed\u00f0arlegur munur milli \u00feeirra. Sumir hata gy\u00f0inga en a\u00f0rir hata m\u00faslima og sumir hata einfaldlega bara allt sem er dekkra en MacBook.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00f6llu er \u00e1 botninn hvolft er f\u00f3lk alsta\u00f0ar meira e\u00f0a minna eins \u00fe\u00f3tt si\u00f0irnir s\u00e9u \u00f3l\u00edkir eftir hvar ma\u00f0ur er staddur hverju sinni. Og \u00feegar kemur a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka s\u00e9r upp erlenda si\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 fellur evr\u00f3pska dagdrykkjan m\u00e9r \u00f6llu meir a\u00f0 skapi en margt \u00fea\u00f0 anna\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef kynnst \u00e1 fer\u00f0al\u00f6gum m\u00ednum. Fyrr drekk \u00e9g bj\u00f3r fyrir h\u00e1degi en sn\u00fdta m\u00e9r \u00ed kennslustofu, e\u00f0a skipta m\u00e9r af \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0a \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ernish\u00f3par berjast innbyr\u00f0is \u00ed Danm\u00f6rku af gagnkv\u00e6mu skilningsleysi gagnvart \u00f6llu \u00fev\u00ed sem talist getur sammannlegt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Fyrirs\u00f6gnin er kannski fullyfirdrifin mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 tilefni en \u00fe\u00f3 er vel h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 upplifa k\u00falt\u00farsjokk \u00ed Danm\u00f6rku. St\u00e6rsta k\u00falt\u00farsjokki\u00f0, sem kann a\u00f0 koma lesendum \u00feessarar s\u00ed\u00f0u \u00e1 \u00f3vart, var a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk v\u00edla\u00f0i ekki fyrir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 sn\u00fdta s\u00e9r lon og don undir mi\u00f0jum fyrirlestri. \u00cd fyrstu \u00fe\u00f3tti m\u00e9r \u00f3ge\u00f0fellt a\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0eins Sp\u00e1nverjinn \u00ed h\u00f3pnum … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: K\u00falt\u00farsjokk<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,21,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feralog","category-politik","category-tru"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3273"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13769,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3273\/revisions\/13769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}