\u00c9g vakna\u00f0i \u00ed morgun vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 kona kom til a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r kl\u00f3setti\u00f0. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i hana hvort h\u00fan vildi \u00fe\u00e1 ekki \u00fer\u00edfa restina af \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni. \u00de\u00e1 hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i h\u00fan: Clean! TOILET! svo \u00e9g l\u00e9t \u00fear vi\u00f0 sitja. \u00c9g er enn a\u00f0 berjast vi\u00f0 kont\u00f3rinn. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ber \u00feeim a\u00f0 skila \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni hreinni. Og \u00e9g heimta aukah\u00fasg\u00f6gn \u00ed s\u00e1rab\u00e6tur. \u00de\u00e1 hef \u00e9g sent lista yfir allt sem er a\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni og \u00e9g vil a\u00f0 ver\u00f0i laga\u00f0, \u00ed \u00f6llu falli ver\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki dregi\u00f0 af tryggingunni minni.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 hef \u00e9g skr\u00e1\u00f0 mig inn \u00ed landi\u00f0 og f\u00e6 kennit\u00f6lu \u00e1 f\u00f6studag. Og \u00e9g er l\u00edka kominn me\u00f0 s\u00edma: (+45) 4114 8333. S\u00edman\u00famer er nau\u00f0synlegt til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 internettengingu svo \u00e9g s\u00f3tti um hana undir eins og \u00e9g haf\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 n\u00fameri\u00f0. Sit n\u00fana \u00e1 Undermasken a\u00f0 venju. Rigningin hefur ekki sk\u00e1na\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 er ansi depr\u00edmerandi eftir blautan dag a\u00f0 koma heim \u00ed algj\u00f6ran vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0. \u00c1 eftir kaupi \u00e9g hreingerningarv\u00f6rur og mat. Ef kont\u00f3rinn kippir \u00feessu ekki \u00ed li\u00f0inn \u00e1 morgun \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fer\u00edf \u00e9g bara sj\u00e1lfur. \u00c9g get ekki b\u00fai\u00f0 svona lengur. Svo sendi \u00e9g kont\u00f3rnum bara reikning.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 lei\u00f0inni \u00e1 sk\u00f3laskrifstofurnar \u00ed dag rakst \u00e9g \u00e1 R\u00famfatalagerinn vi\u00f0 Silkeborgvej, e\u00f0a Jysk senget\u00f8j einsog hann heitir v\u00edst \u00e1 d\u00f6nsku. \u00deanga\u00f0 fer \u00e9g \u00e1 morgun a\u00f0 kaupa s\u00e6ng og me\u00f0fylgjandi. S\u00e9 \u00fev\u00ed fram \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0ju n\u00f3ttina undir Ikeateppinu m\u00ednu.<\/p>\n
Eitt gleymdi \u00e9g a\u00f0 minnast \u00e1 en \u00fea\u00f0 voru t\u00edbetsku munkarnir tveir \u00ed v\u00e9linni hinga\u00f0 \u00fat. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekki \u00ed fr\u00e1s\u00f6gur f\u00e6randi nema annar fer\u00f0a\u00f0ist \u00e1 fyrsta farr\u00fdmi en hinn \u00e1 l\u00f3kal. Samt voru \u00feeir saman. Samkv\u00e6mt tr\u00fanni mega \u00feeir \u00fe\u00f3 ekki eiga neitt hefur m\u00e9r alltaf skilist. \u00deess vegna fannst m\u00e9r svol\u00edti\u00f0 fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 munk fer\u00f0ast \u00e1 fyrsta farr\u00fdmi me\u00f0 allt sitt f\u00f3tapl\u00e1ss og topp\u00fej\u00f3nustu, me\u00f0an f\u00e9lagi hans h\u00fdr\u00f0ist aftur \u00ed og borga\u00f0i 600 kr\u00f3nur fyrir eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt croissant me\u00f0 skinku og osti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g vakna\u00f0i \u00ed morgun vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 kona kom til a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r kl\u00f3setti\u00f0. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i hana hvort h\u00fan vildi \u00fe\u00e1 ekki \u00fer\u00edfa restina af \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni. \u00de\u00e1 hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i h\u00fan: Clean! TOILET! svo \u00e9g l\u00e9t \u00fear vi\u00f0 sitja. \u00c9g er enn a\u00f0 berjast vi\u00f0 kont\u00f3rinn. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ber \u00feeim a\u00f0 skila \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni hreinni. Og \u00e9g heimta aukah\u00fasg\u00f6gn … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Jysk senget\u00f8j<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3350"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13783,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350\/revisions\/13783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}