{"id":3366,"date":"2010-09-01T21:00:38","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T21:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=3366"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:36:59","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:36:59","slug":"achmed-og-alagid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2010\/09\/01\/achmed-og-alagid\/","title":{"rendered":"Achmed og \u00e1lagi\u00f0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g hef ekkert skrifa\u00f0 \u00ed viku, finnst \u00e9g varla geta skrifa\u00f0 neitt af neinu s\u00e9rst\u00f6ku viti um \u00fea\u00f0 st\u00fass sem \u00e9g hef sta\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed a\u00f0 undanf\u00f6rnu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3k mig \u00e1tta daga, margar str\u00e6t\u00f3fer\u00f0ir, u\u00feb 3000 kr\u00f3na s\u00edmreikning og t\u00e6knimann sem skipti um innstungu hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 neti\u00f0 heim. Nenni varla a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Svo var vesen \u00ed uppsiglingu me\u00f0 \u00e1\u00e6tla\u00f0an einingafj\u00f6lda \u00e1 \u00f6nninni og skrifstofan kom alveg af fj\u00f6llum. En m\u00e9r skilst \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 l\u00edti\u00f0 m\u00e1l a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a \u00far \u00fev\u00ed. \u00de\u00e1 var \u00e9g n\u00fdstiginn upp\u00far magakveisu sem a\u00f0 l\u00edkindum hefur eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera me\u00f0 veirus\u00fdkt vatn \u00ed \u00c1r\u00f3sum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 \u00ed bland vi\u00f0 misheppna\u00f0a \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0aleit &#8211; vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 m\u00e9r hundlei\u00f0ist ni\u00f0urn\u00eddda hverfi\u00f0 mitt, f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem \u00e9g b\u00fd me\u00f0 og fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0ina fr\u00e1 \u00f6llu skemmtilegu &#8211; var alveg a\u00f0 gera mig ge\u00f0veikan. En n\u00fana \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 taka hlutunum af meiri r\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Svo er \u00fdmislegt j\u00e1kv\u00e6tt \u00ed farvatninu l\u00edka \u00f3l\u00edkt grunnvatninu. \u00c9g hitti J\u00f3n Bjarka \u00f3v\u00e6nt \u00ed mi\u00f0b\u00e6num og J\u00f3n \u00d6rn er kominn aftur til Danmerkur. Svo byrjar sk\u00f3linn senn og \u00ed dag f\u00e9kk \u00e9g keypta ginfl\u00f6sku af bestu sort \u00e1 sem nemur 2500 kr\u00f3num \u00edslenskum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g held \u00e1fram a\u00f0 f\u00e1 unglinga innum gluggann a\u00f0 sn\u00edkja s\u00edgarettur og \u00ed g\u00e6r tala\u00f0i \u00e9g vi\u00f0 einn sem heitir Achmed. Hann ger\u00f0ist svo djarfur a\u00f0 koma alla lei\u00f0ina inn og spyrja um s\u00edgarettur og hvort hann m\u00e6tti sko\u00f0a f\u00e9sb\u00f3kina s\u00edna hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. Hann f\u00e9kk \u00ferj\u00e1r s\u00edgarettur upp\u00far krafsinu og s\u00fdndi m\u00e9r tyrkneska stelpu \u00ed \u00d3\u00f0insv\u00e9um sem hann er skotinn \u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Svo rak \u00e9g hann \u00fat svo \u00e9g g\u00e6ti sett punktinn vi\u00f0 fyrsta Smugupistilinn minn. Hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 birtast \u00e1 n\u00e6stu d\u00f6gum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g hef ekkert skrifa\u00f0 \u00ed viku, finnst \u00e9g varla geta skrifa\u00f0 neitt af neinu s\u00e9rst\u00f6ku viti um \u00fea\u00f0 st\u00fass sem \u00e9g hef sta\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed a\u00f0 undanf\u00f6rnu. \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3k mig \u00e1tta daga, margar str\u00e6t\u00f3fer\u00f0ir, u\u00feb 3000 kr\u00f3na s\u00edmreikning og t\u00e6knimann sem skipti um innstungu hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 neti\u00f0 heim. Nenni varla a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2010\/09\/01\/achmed-og-alagid\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Achmed og \u00e1lagi\u00f0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3366"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13788,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366\/revisions\/13788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}