\u00c9g b\u00fd milli tveggja einna mestu umfer\u00f0ar\u00e6\u00f0a borgarinnar. Gatan sem h\u00fasi\u00f0 mitt liggur vi\u00f0 gengur alla lei\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 beinustu lei\u00f0 framhj\u00e1 einu st\u00e6rsta marka\u00f0storgi \u00c1r\u00f3sa \u00e1 fyrri \u00e1rum, Vesterbro Torv, og a\u00f0 R\u00e1\u00f0h\u00fastorginu sem liggur steinsnar fr\u00e1 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0inni, en s\u00e9 haldi\u00f0 enn lengra \u00e1fram g\u00f6tuna endar ma\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 umfer\u00f0armi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ina, sem \u00e9g nota miki\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er sannarlega \u00fe\u00e6gilegt a\u00f0 geta hj\u00f3la\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur eina g\u00f6tu og komist allra sinna fer\u00f0a innan Danmerkur. S\u00e9 fari\u00f0 upp g\u00f6tuna endar ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 svonefndu Stj\u00f6rnutorgi \u00fear sem \u00e9g hef banka\u00fej\u00f3nustu og \u00feurrhreinsun. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fev\u00ed engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 yfirgefa hverfi\u00f0 \u00ed raun.<\/p>\n
Handan g\u00f6tunnar liggur Superkiosken. H\u00fan er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ekkert s\u00faper mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 v\u00f6ru\u00farval, en \u00e9g versla \u00fear miki\u00f0. Eigendurnir eru \u00cdrakar og eru alr\u00e6mdir fyrir a\u00f0 hundlei\u00f0ast sjoppan og \u00feeir sem versla \u00fear, horfa ekki \u00ed augun \u00e1 f\u00f3lkinu sem \u00feeir afgrei\u00f0a og vera almennt t\u00edkarlegir. \u00deetta er mikill misskilningur raunar, \u00feeim er bara drullusama um f\u00f3lk sem verslar \u00fear einu sinni og kemur kannski aldrei aftur. Venji ma\u00f0ur komur s\u00ednar \u00feanga\u00f0 f\u00e6r ma\u00f0ur aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti skemmtilegt spjall me\u00f0 innkaupunum, milli \u00feess sem \u00feeir lauma inn afsl\u00e6tti \u00e1 ver\u00f0inu og aukafalafel \u00ed pokann. \u00deegar \u00e9g versla \u00fear um helgar t\u00edni \u00e9g bj\u00f3rana beint \u00ed pokann og segi \u00feeim hversu marga \u00e9g er me\u00f0, enda treysta \u00feeir s\u00ednum fastak\u00fannum, og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja \u00fe\u00e1 um s\u00edgarettur, \u00feeir leggja pakkann bara \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 enda vita \u00feeir hva\u00f0a tegund \u00e9g reyki. Svona eru n\u00fa m\u00fasl\u00edmar mikil helv\u00edtis \u00f3argad\u00fdr.<\/p>\n
Ef vi\u00f0 hinsvegar sn\u00faum okkur a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 vestr\u00e6nni hnignun \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feykir m\u00e9r s\u00fdnt a\u00f0 eit\u00edst\u00edskan s\u00e9 b\u00fain a\u00f0 hasla s\u00e9r v\u00f6ll \u00e1 n\u00fdjan leik. \u00dea\u00f0 sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ist \u00e9g endanlega um \u00ed dag \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 lifandi eftirmynd Rick Astley ganga ni\u00f0ur g\u00f6tuna me\u00f0 uppbrettar ermarnar \u00e1 beislita frakkanum s\u00ednum. H\u00e9r ganga or\u00f0i\u00f0 allir um me\u00f0 uppbrettar ermar \u00e1 of v\u00ed\u00f0um yfirh\u00f6fnum, og \u00ed of v\u00ed\u00f0um buxum, me\u00f0 undarlegar uppah\u00e1rgrei\u00f0slur \u00ed merkilegum litasamsetningum. Yfirvaraskegg vir\u00f0ast komin \u00ed t\u00edsku aftur sem og of st\u00f3r gleraugu. M\u00e9r s\u00fdnist me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum or\u00f0um a\u00f0 kynsl\u00f3\u00f0 foreldra minna s\u00e9 \u00fearna loksins a\u00f0 f\u00e1 uppreisn \u00e6ru.<\/p>\n
Annars ver \u00e9g d\u00f6gunum mest \u00e1 hj\u00f3linu me\u00f0 n\u00fdja f\u00edna hattinn minn milli \u00feess sem \u00e9g rannsaka skr\u00edmsli og vi\u00f0l\u00edka skemmtilegheit. Hattar vir\u00f0ast einnig komnir \u00ed t\u00edsku aftur sem a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u er fagna\u00f0arefni. \u00c9g myndi birta mynd af m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 minnismerki Margr\u00e9tar I. Valdimarsd\u00f3ttur drottningar (1353 – 1412), en einsog \u00fea\u00f0 var hall\u00e6rislegt a\u00f0 standa \u00fear me\u00f0 macb\u00f3kina a\u00f0 taka sj\u00e1lfsmynd \u00fe\u00e1 var\u00f0 \u00fatkoman enn\u00fe\u00e1 verri.<\/p>\n
\u00deeim sem \u00e1ttu von \u00e1 skemmtilegri bloggf\u00e6rslu er bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 Smugunni<\/a> n\u00e6stu daga \u00fear sem \u00e9g mun fara mikinn. Engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 fara mikinn h\u00e9rna \u00feegar \u00e9g get fari\u00f0 mikinn \u00fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c9g b\u00fd milli tveggja einna mestu umfer\u00f0ar\u00e6\u00f0a borgarinnar. Gatan sem h\u00fasi\u00f0 mitt liggur vi\u00f0 gengur alla lei\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 beinustu lei\u00f0 framhj\u00e1 einu st\u00e6rsta marka\u00f0storgi \u00c1r\u00f3sa \u00e1 fyrri \u00e1rum, Vesterbro Torv, og a\u00f0 R\u00e1\u00f0h\u00fastorginu sem liggur steinsnar fr\u00e1 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0inni, en s\u00e9 haldi\u00f0 enn lengra \u00e1fram g\u00f6tuna endar ma\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 umfer\u00f0armi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ina, sem \u00e9g nota miki\u00f0. … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: \u00d6gn \u00far hversdagsl\u00edfinu<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nami","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3577"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13830,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577\/revisions\/13830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}