Um daginn – lesist fyrir u\u00feb \u00ferem vikum e\u00f0a m\u00e1nu\u00f0i – leiddist m\u00e9r n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e6la m\u00e9r gegnum kvikmyndina The Arrival<\/i> me\u00f0 Charlie winning<\/i> Sheen. \u00cd mi\u00f0ri myndinni kynnist hann loksins a\u00f0alaukapers\u00f3nunni sem \u00e1horfandinn haf\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 inn\u00e1 milli. Hann neitar henni um kynl\u00edf og svo bara sisvona er h\u00fan stungin til dau\u00f0a af spor\u00f0drekum sem f\u00f6ldu sig undir r\u00famlakinu hennar.<\/p>\n
Ef til vill liggur dulinn bo\u00f0skapur \u00fearna einhverssta\u00f0ar milli l\u00ednanna um h\u00e6ttur skyndikynna og gildi \u00feess a\u00f0 spara kynl\u00edfi\u00f0 fyrir hj\u00f3nabandi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 hnussa\u00f0i \u00ed m\u00e9r. Hver t\u00e6ki ekki eftir tugum spor\u00f0dreka \u00ed litlu h\u00f3telherbergi? Tveim vikum s\u00ed\u00f0ar, e\u00f0a \u00fear um bil, var \u00e9g bitinn af k\u00f6ngul\u00f3 \u00ed eigin herbergi. \u00cd f\u00f3tinn, r\u00e9tt einsog konan \u00ed myndinni, n\u00e1nar tilteki\u00f0 tvisvar \u00ed h\u00e1sinina.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 sem h\u00f3fst sem \u00f3skemmtileg og nokku\u00f0 sjokkerandi l\u00edfsreynsla – k\u00f6ngul\u00e6r b\u00edta j\u00fa fjandakorni\u00f0 ekki – enda\u00f0i sem farsi \u00feegar \u00e9g \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn daginn eftir var or\u00f0inn svo stokkb\u00f3lginn a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat varla gengi\u00f0 og vinir m\u00ednir h\u00farru\u00f0u m\u00e9r \u00fat\u00e1 Amager Hospital um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt til st\u00edfkrampasprautunar og innt\u00f6ku ofn\u00e6mislyfja – dau\u00f0adrukknir, sk\u00e1landi vi\u00f0 hj\u00fakkurnar \u00e1 g\u00f6ngunum. \u00cd fyrradag var \u00e9g svo bitinn aftur, \u00ed andliti\u00f0, en \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00f3 l\u00edkast til bitm\u00fd. Annar vinur minn var bitinn \u00ed olnbogann af \u00f3kenndri skepnu fyrir um 10 d\u00f6gum og \u00fea\u00f0 hefur ekki jafna\u00f0 sig enn.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 heimkomu til \u00c1r\u00f3sa \u00ed dag fannst m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 opna \u00fat \u00e1 svalir til a\u00f0 lofta \u00fat. Fyrr en var\u00f0i voru komnar inn fleiri vei\u00f0ik\u00f6ngul\u00e6r og bitm\u00fd, sem \u00e9g \u00ed n\u00fdfundinni hyster\u00edu sl\u00e1tra\u00f0i hverju \u00e1 f\u00e6tur \u00f6\u00f0ru. \u00c9g heyri \u00fe\u00f3 \u00fatundan m\u00e9r a\u00f0 fleiri k\u00f6ngul\u00e6r ganga lausar h\u00e9r um herbergi\u00f0 – \u00fe\u00e6r eru n\u00f3gu st\u00f3rar til \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 heyra \u00ed \u00feeim, en \u00e9g er r\u00e1\u00f0alaus til a\u00f0ger\u00f0a gagnvart \u00feeim \u00fear sem erfitt er a\u00f0 ganga \u00e1 hlj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 bara a\u00f0 fara sem ver\u00f0a vill.<\/p>\n
En \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 ef til vill spyrja sig hvort bo\u00f0skapur The Arrival<\/i> hafi \u00f3v\u00e6nt reynst annar en til st\u00f3\u00f0; \u00fea\u00f0 eru ekki geimverur sem vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast, einsog myndin vill gefa \u00ed skyn, heldur a\u00f0rar og hversdagslegri \u00f3gnir – geimverurnar eru duldar \u00ed myndinni, en hin raunverulegu skr\u00edmsli ekki. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1 hl\u00e6ja a\u00f0 manneskju sem s\u00e9r ekki spor\u00f0dreka \u00ed tugav\u00eds \u00e1 viftunni, lj\u00f3sakr\u00f3nunni, vaskinum, r\u00faminu og g\u00f3lfinu \u00ed tilt\u00f6lulega au\u00f0u herbergi, en \u00ed raun erum vi\u00f0 s\u00f3faspekingarnir kannski engu sk\u00e1rri: vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1um ekki \u00f3gnina \u00ed okkar n\u00e1nasta umhverfi. Svo kannski m\u00e6tti \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir allt segja um \u00feessa mynd a\u00f0 the truth is out there<\/i>.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Eftirm\u00e1li til gamans<\/b>
\n\u00cd umr\u00e6ddri Kaupmannahafnarfer\u00f0 endu\u00f0u \u00fer\u00edr \u00e1 slys\u00f3 me\u00f0 tveggja daga millibili, einn eftir k\u00f6ngul\u00f3arbit og hinir tveir eftir barsm\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00e1 Holmbladsgade, sk\u00f6mmu eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g yfirgaf \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 Jag\u00faarnum til a\u00f0 fylgja fj\u00f3r\u00f0a heim. Einn var handtekinn fyrir bj\u00f3rstuld \u00far lest en var a\u00f0 lokum sleppt. Einn var steggja\u00f0ur \u00e1 Aquat\u00f3nleikum \u00ed T\u00edvol\u00ed. Einn var\u00f0 \u00f3forvarendis einhleypur. Annar komst \u00e1 s\u00e9ns. Einn var\u00f0 svo \u00f3l\u00e9ttur komumst vi\u00f0 a\u00f0. Allt \u00ed allt fremur vi\u00f0bur\u00f0ar\u00edkir 12 dagar.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Um daginn – lesist fyrir u\u00feb \u00ferem vikum e\u00f0a m\u00e1nu\u00f0i – leiddist m\u00e9r n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e6la m\u00e9r gegnum kvikmyndina The Arrival me\u00f0 Charlie winning Sheen. \u00cd mi\u00f0ri myndinni kynnist hann loksins a\u00f0alaukapers\u00f3nunni sem \u00e1horfandinn haf\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 inn\u00e1 milli. Hann neitar henni um kynl\u00edf og svo bara sisvona er h\u00fan stungin … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: The truth is out there<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,36,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feralog","category-kvikmyndir","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3613"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13839,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613\/revisions\/13839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}