{"id":3731,"date":"2012-04-08T23:56:53","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T23:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=3731"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:37:08","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:37:08","slug":"hans-og-gretu-syndromi%c3%b0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2012\/04\/08\/hans-og-gretu-syndromi%c3%b0\/","title":{"rendered":"Hans og Gr\u00e9tu syndr\u00f3mi\u00f0"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g var \u00f3skaplega stoltur af sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r \u00ed dag. M\u00e9r nefnilega t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra n\u00e6rri heilt p\u00e1skaegg nr. 4. En svo \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00e9r b\u00faa fleiri og \u00fev\u00ed er l\u00edklegra a\u00f0 einhver annar hafi \u00e9ti\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 af \u00feessu. \u00deegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtill gat \u00e9g \u00e9ti\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00fa svona en \u00fea\u00f0 er li\u00f0in t\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Einhverjir voru a\u00f0 tu\u00f0a undan \u00feessu s\u00fakkula\u00f0ibrj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1 netinu og birtu eitthvert \u00f3ttalegt tilfinningakl\u00e1m \u00ed \u00e6tt vi\u00f0 \u201eit’s hard to be a little girl when you’re not\u201c, einsog p\u00e1skaeggja\u00e1t s\u00e9 ekki spurning um hvorutveggja \u00f6fgar og val. L\u00edklega eru \u00cdslendingar fyrstir \u00ed heimi til a\u00f0 vera allt \u00ed senn feitastir, sveltastir og f\u00e1t\u00e6kastir allra. Bestir \u00ed \u00f6llu \u00fev\u00ed einsog \u00f6llu \u00f6\u00f0ru. En \u00ed hugarheimi sums f\u00f3lks er semsagt ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 gefa b\u00f6rnum s\u00fakkula\u00f0i nema me\u00f0 kalk\u00fanasprautu. Sj\u00e1lfsagt m\u00e6tti kalla \u00fea\u00f0 Hans og Gr\u00e9tu syndr\u00f3mi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum m\u00e1ttu ekki vera p\u00fakar ofan \u00e1 p\u00e1skaeggjum fr\u00e1 N\u00f3a samkv\u00e6mt einhverjum prestinum \u00fev\u00ed eggin v\u00e6ru t\u00e1knmyndir sj\u00e1lfs kristind\u00f3msins og jafngilti gj\u00f6rningurinn \u00fev\u00ed dj\u00f6flad\u00fdrkun. Annar s\u00e9ra vi\u00f0haf\u00f0i svipu\u00f0 or\u00f0 um Draugasetri\u00f0 \u00e1 Stokkseyri en komst \u00fear raunar n\u00e6r gu\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ilegri te\u00f3r\u00edu en hinn. F\u00e1tt m\u00e1 \u00fat af bera gagnvart dj\u00f6flatr\u00fanni og n\u00fa munu fermingarb\u00f6rn vera sv\u00edvirt af \u00f6llum \u00feorra gu\u00f0lausra \u00cdslendinga. Hinn k\u00faga\u00f0i meirihluti l\u00e6tur ekki a\u00f0 s\u00e9r h\u00e6\u00f0a.<\/p>\n

Ekki \u00fearfyrir a\u00f0 umr\u00e6\u00f0an \u00e1 \u00cdslandi hafi ekki alltaf veri\u00f0 snarge\u00f0bilu\u00f0. Meira\u00f0segja \u00de\u00f3ru Arn\u00f3rsd\u00f3ttur t\u00f3kst ekki a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a sig fram til forseta \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vera k\u00f6llu\u00f0 strengjabr\u00fa\u00f0a \u00ed valdar\u00e1ni komm\u00fanista. Vo\u00f0a sem f\u00f3lk getur veri\u00f0 l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00e9r, hve mikil \u00f3sk\u00f6p sem oft er erfitt a\u00f0 vera til fyrir \u00f6llum \u00feessum komm\u00fanistum, tr\u00faleysingjum og p\u00e1skaeggjum. Sj\u00e1lfsagt er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki svo fjarri Hans og Gr\u00e9tu syndr\u00f3minu heldur a\u00f0 telja s\u00e9r tr\u00fa um a\u00f0 allir \u00ed kringum mann s\u00e9u vondir og eigi skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera skutla\u00f0 \u00ed ofninn.<\/p>\n

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Mi\u00f0b\u00e6r \u00c1r\u00f3sa<\/figcaption><\/figure>Og n\u00fa me\u00f0 \u00f3tr\u00falegri tengingu vi\u00f0 Hitler m\u00e1 svosem nefna a\u00f0 \u00e9g skrapp til Danmerkur \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum (einhverra hluta vegna er \u00e9g alltaf \u00e1 einhverjum \u00fev\u00e6lingi). \u00dear r\u00e9tt svo t\u00f3kst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 missa af f\u00e1mennum \u00fatifundi nasista sem afla\u00f0i s\u00e9r um t\u00edfalt fleiri \u00f3s\u00e1ttra gesta og skarst \u00ed br\u00fdnu \u00feeirra \u00ed milli og svo l\u00f6greglunnar sem reyndi a\u00f0 verja \u00fe\u00e1 fyrrnefndu. L\u00f6greglustj\u00f3rinn \u00ed \u00c1r\u00f3sum l\u00fdsti yfir \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 a\u00f0 betra hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta nasistana bara eiga sig.<\/p>\n

Stundum velti \u00e9g fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 gera einmitt \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 kommentakerfi vefmi\u00f0lanna snertir, en \u00e9g held n\u00fa a\u00f0 hatursor\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0an skj\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed sterkari r\u00f3tum sem h\u00fan er hunsa\u00f0ri. Ef ekki er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 tala um p\u00e1skaegg, fermingar e\u00f0a forsetaframbo\u00f0 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 einhver s\u00e9 berlega or\u00f0a\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 sams\u00e6ri e\u00f0a ofbeldi \u00fe\u00e1 er l\u00edklega l\u00edtil von \u00e1 vitr\u00e6nni umr\u00e6\u00f0u n\u00e6stu kynsl\u00f3\u00f0irnar, og \u00fev\u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ur sem or\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0a f\u00e1bj\u00e1nanna er l\u00e1tin \u00f3\u00e1talin. <\/p>\n

Sem raunar minnir mig \u00e1 p\u00edslars\u00f6gu Krists: \u00ed henni vir\u00f0ast n\u00e6r allir tj\u00e1 sig einsog f\u00e1bj\u00e1nar svo lyktar me\u00f0 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur einn er tekinn af l\u00edfi og fyrir \u00fev\u00ed h\u00f6ldum vi\u00f0 upp \u00e1 p\u00e1skana enn \u00feann dag \u00ed dag. Kannski eru p\u00e1skarnir \u00fe\u00e1 eftir allt saman bara \u00e1g\u00e6t h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 til a\u00f0 anna\u00f0hvort tro\u00f0a \u00ed sig p\u00e1skaeggjum e\u00f0a grenja undan p\u00e1skaeggja\u00e1ti annarra og eipa almennt einsog f\u00e1bj\u00e1ni. En \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur er enginn h\u00f6rgull \u00e1 \u00feessu s\u00ed\u00f0astnefnda a\u00f0ra daga \u00e1rsins svo einhverjum kann a\u00f0 \u00feykja tengingin h\u00e6pin. Hitt ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 p\u00e1skarnir hafa veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6tasta m\u00f3ti \u00feetta \u00e1ri\u00f0, ekki s\u00edst fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00edklega eru \u00feetta fyrstu p\u00e1skarnir \u00e1 \u00feessari \u00f6ld sem \u00e9g er \u00ed fr\u00edi. Oft getur muna\u00f0 um minna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g var \u00f3skaplega stoltur af sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r \u00ed dag. M\u00e9r nefnilega t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra n\u00e6rri heilt p\u00e1skaegg nr. 4. En svo \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00e9r b\u00faa fleiri og \u00fev\u00ed er l\u00edklegra a\u00f0 einhver annar hafi \u00e9ti\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 af \u00feessu. \u00deegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtill gat \u00e9g \u00e9ti\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00fa svona en \u00fea\u00f0 er li\u00f0in … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Hans og Gr\u00e9tu syndr\u00f3mi\u00f0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,21,24,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fjolmilar","category-politik","category-tru","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3731"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13860,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions\/13860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}