{"id":3949,"date":"2012-12-14T09:52:21","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T09:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=3949"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:37:11","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:37:11","slug":"koflottu-fotin-hans-einars-agusts-og-jolin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2012\/12\/14\/koflottu-fotin-hans-einars-agusts-og-jolin\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f6fl\u00f3ttu f\u00f6tin hans Einars \u00c1g\u00fasts \u2013 og j\u00f3lin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00e9g hef blogga\u00f0 um \u00feetta \u00e1\u00f0ur, en \u00fea\u00f0 rifja\u00f0ist upp fyrir m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e1ta jakka \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00ed Herra Hafnarfj\u00f6r\u00f0, \u00ed fyrsta og eina skipti\u00f0. \u00c9g r\u00e9tt leit inn \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ina og rak samstundis augun \u00ed k\u00f6fl\u00f3tt jakkaf\u00f6t sem mig langa\u00f0i \u00ed, heldur l\u00edti\u00f0 falleg eftir \u00e1 a\u00f0 hyggja, en \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00feau samt me\u00f0 m\u00e9r af sl\u00e1nni og inn \u00ed m\u00e1tunarklefa \u00e1 innan vi\u00f0 m\u00edn\u00fatu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar \u00e9g kom fram aftur, \u00edkl\u00e6ddur f\u00f6tunum, \u00fe\u00e1 voru \u00f6ll lj\u00f3s \u00ed versluninni deyf\u00f0. Einhver r\u00e9tti m\u00e9r rau\u00f0v\u00ednsglas og \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 allir \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni voru \u00fdmist me\u00f0 v\u00edngl\u00f6s e\u00f0a opnar fl\u00f6skur af corona, og Einar \u00c1g\u00fast st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed mi\u00f0ju r\u00fdminu flissandi eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 me\u00f0an hann festi kap\u00f3 \u00e1 g\u00edtarinn. \u00c1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g vissi af haf\u00f0i jarmagutlarinn spurt hvern mann \u00ed herberginu hvort hann <em>v\u00e6ri \u00fe\u00e1 farinn<\/em>, og \u00ed fagna\u00f0ar\u00f3punum sem fylgdu spur\u00f0i n\u00e1unginn sem haf\u00f0i r\u00e9tt m\u00e9r v\u00ednglasi\u00f0 hvernig \u00e9g \u00feekkti Magga. \u00de\u00e1 kom au\u00f0vita\u00f0 upp \u00far kafinu a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feekkti engan Magga. B\u00fa\u00f0in var loku\u00f0 og einhver starfskrafturinn, vinur Einars \u00c1g\u00fasts, \u00e1tti afm\u00e6li.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 gengi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed f\u00f6tunum, en samviskan leyf\u00f0i m\u00e9r ekki anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 spyrja hvort \u00e9g g\u00e6ti samt keypt \u00feau \u00fe\u00f3tt b\u00fa\u00f0in v\u00e6ri loku\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1tti \u00e9g sannarlega og f\u00e9kk \u00feennan l\u00edka \u00e1g\u00e6ta afm\u00e6lisafsl\u00e1tt. Og eftir a\u00f0 vinur Magga haf\u00f0i klippt af m\u00e9r mi\u00f0ana f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed f\u00f6tunum, fannst einhver stemning \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. \u00deegar \u00e9g var kominn heim mundi \u00e9g eftir \u00feessu sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 spyrja um \u00ed versluninni; nefnilega hvernig st\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki hneppt jakkanum svo vel v\u00e6ri en buxurnar v\u00e6ru samt n\u00e6gilega v\u00ed\u00f0ar til a\u00f0 r\u00fama b\u00e6jarstj\u00f3rabumbu. En \u00feetta haf\u00f0i gleymst og b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a f\u00f6tin.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g get \u00feannig laga\u00f0 nota\u00f0 buxurnar ef \u00e9g her\u00f0i belti\u00f0 upp a\u00f0 s\u00e1rsaukam\u00f6rkum og fel fellingarnar undir jakkalafinu. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara ekki s\u00e9rlega smart, og \u00fea\u00f0 er auk \u00feess \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt. Jakkinn er l\u00edka \u00far \u00f3d\u00fdru efni sem hefur krumpast svo varla ver\u00f0i sl\u00e9tt \u00far, auk \u00feess get \u00e9g ekki hneppt honum. Svo eru f\u00f6tin bara ekkert falleg hef \u00e9g komist a\u00f0. Heldur l\u00e9leg kaup \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>En \u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00fa eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feennan jakka sem \u00e9g keypti \u00ed g\u00e6r handa sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r \u00ed j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f fr\u00e1 henni \u00f6mmu minni. \u00dea\u00f0 er sko jakki sem endast mun valdat\u00ed\u00f0 s\u00f3lkonungs \u00cdslands herra \u00d3lafs. Og <em>A Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis<\/em> k\u00f3r\u00f3na\u00f0i svo j\u00f3lastemninguna \u00ed h\u00e1talarakerfi Kringlunnar. Miki\u00f0 vona \u00e9g a\u00f0 textinn hafi s\u00edast inn \u00ed hausk\u00fapur hins hamstola, kaup\u00f3\u00f0a skr\u00edls sem tr\u00f3\u00f0st \u00fearna um r\u00fdmi\u00f0 einsog nautgripir. \u00c9g yfirgaf Kauph\u00f6llina me\u00f0 lj\u00fafa j\u00f3lagl\u00f6ggsangan fyrir vitunum, sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00edmynda\u00f0a. Blessu\u00f0 j\u00f3lin \u00e1 s\u00ednum sta\u00f0. Og \u00e1stin \u00ed loftinu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00e9g hef blogga\u00f0 um \u00feetta \u00e1\u00f0ur, en \u00fea\u00f0 rifja\u00f0ist upp fyrir m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e1ta jakka \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00ed Herra Hafnarfj\u00f6r\u00f0, \u00ed fyrsta og eina skipti\u00f0. \u00c9g r\u00e9tt leit inn \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ina og rak samstundis augun \u00ed k\u00f6fl\u00f3tt jakkaf\u00f6t sem mig langa\u00f0i \u00ed, heldur l\u00edti\u00f0 falleg eftir \u00e1 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2012\/12\/14\/koflottu-fotin-hans-einars-agusts-og-jolin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">K\u00f6fl\u00f3ttu f\u00f6tin hans Einars \u00c1g\u00fasts \u2013 og j\u00f3lin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3949"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13892,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3949\/revisions\/13892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}