\u00c1 m\u00e1nudaginn held \u00e9g til hins mikla \u00fatlands \u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0stefnu, e\u00f0a reyndar tv\u00e6r r\u00e1\u00f0stefnur. \u00dea\u00f0 er f\u00e1tt sem f\u00e6r mann til a\u00f0 \u00feykja ma\u00f0ur sj\u00e1lfur jafn merkilegur og r\u00e1\u00f0stefnufer\u00f0ir me\u00f0 s\u00ednum h\u00f3telum, faglegu umr\u00e6\u00f0um og h\u00e1lfdrukknu kollegum. Ma\u00f0ur situr meira\u00f0segja \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi \u00ed flugv\u00e9lum \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur heldur utan \u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0stefnu en \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur fer \u00ed fr\u00ed. Ma\u00f0ur er einbeittari, betur til haf\u00f0ur, samt kankv\u00edslegur. \u00cd DV um daginn var fr\u00e9tt um a\u00f0 st\u00f3r skrifbor\u00f0 ykju si\u00f0leysi fyrirt\u00e6kjastj\u00f3rnenda. M\u00e9r finnst ekki \u00f3sennilegt a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0stefnur hafi svipu\u00f0 \u00e1hrif \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfsmynd fr\u00e6\u00f0imanna, a\u00f0 minnsta kosti \u00feanga\u00f0 til \u00feeim er sl\u00e1tra\u00f0 uppi \u00ed pontu fyrir a\u00f0 segja steypu. <\/p>\n
Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 bara h\u00f3teli\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 skiptir engu m\u00e1li hva\u00f0 h\u00f3telherbergi kostar, manni l\u00ed\u00f0ur alltaf einsog vent\u00farkap\u00edtalista \u00feegar inn er komi\u00f0, og f\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00e1 g\u00f6tunni ni\u00f0ri er einsog i\u00f0andi maurar hvort heldur sem herbergi\u00f0 er \u00e1 t\u00f3lftu h\u00e6\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00feeirri n\u00e6stu ofan vi\u00f0 anddyri\u00f0. M\u00edn\u00edbarinn \u00e6pir: \u201eT\u00e6mdu mig! \u00de\u00fa hefur r\u00e1\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed.\u201c Tekst alltaf a\u00f0 telja einhverjum tr\u00fa um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 satt. Svo er skrifa\u00f0 blindandi undir reikninginn s\u00ed\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n
\u00dev\u00ed fleiri r\u00e1\u00f0stefnur sem ma\u00f0ur s\u00e6kir \u00fev\u00ed kunnugri er ma\u00f0ur \u00feeim t\u00fdpum sem \u00fear lifa og hr\u00e6rast. Til d\u00e6mis er n\u00e1unginn sem kinkar kolli af offorsi undir fyrirlestrum l\u00edkt og salurinn megi ekki \u00e1n hans sam\u00feykkis vera. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00edkast slammi \u00e1 rokkt\u00f3nleikum. Ma\u00f0ur b\u00fdst h\u00e1lft \u00ed hvoru vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 losni af og r\u00falli a\u00f0 p\u00faltinu. Oft gl\u00f3sar slammarinn af gr\u00e6\u00f0gi en reynist \u00feegar \u00f6llu er \u00e1 botninn hvolft vera manna kr\u00edt\u00edskastur \u00ed fyrirspurnat\u00edmanum. N\u00e6r undantekningalaust Bandar\u00edkjama\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
\u00d6nnur t\u00fdpa er \u00fe\u00fdski doktorsneminn. Hann hefur aldrei rangt fyrir s\u00e9r af \u00fev\u00ed hann fjallar a\u00f0eins um grundvallaratri\u00f0i, en gerir \u00fea\u00f0 raunar \u00edtarlega. Talar af sta\u00f0festu og fullvissu og hefur l\u00e6rd\u00f3mstitilinn M.A. \u00e1 undan nafninu s\u00ednu \u00ed ne\u00f0ra vinstra horninu \u00e1 gl\u00e6runum. Fer \u00ed kerfi ef einhver spyr spurningar \u00fat fyrir kjarna efnisins. Svo er gamli jaxlinn sem l\u00e6tur engan segja s\u00e9r hversu lengi hann m\u00e1 tala og talar langt umfram t\u00edmann \u00ed \u00f3\u00fe\u00f6kk allra, en hann er raunar sjalds\u00e9\u00f0ur or\u00f0inn. Lei\u00f0inlegastur \u00feykir m\u00e9r lykilr\u00e6\u00f0uma\u00f0urinn sem hlotnast s\u00e1 hei\u00f0ur a\u00f0 halda \u00feriggja kort\u00e9ra r\u00e6\u00f0u um ekkert og gerir sitt \u00edtrasta til a\u00f0 beina m\u00e1linu a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g mun a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u hafa uppi m\u00edna \u00fee\u00f3frast\u00edsku t\u00fdpub\u00f3k og haka vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r t\u00fdpur sem breg\u00f0ur fyrir, jafnvel mun \u00e9g blogga um einhverjar \u00feeirra ef \u00e9g \u00fereytist \u00e1 a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 maurunum \u00fat um gluggann \u00e1 reyklausa h\u00f3telherberginu m\u00ednu. \u00deetta ver\u00f0a tv\u00e6r r\u00e1\u00f0stefnur \u00ed jafnm\u00f6rgum borgum og \u00fev\u00ed mikillar spennu a\u00f0 v\u00e6nta \u00e1 blogginu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c1 m\u00e1nudaginn held \u00e9g til hins mikla \u00fatlands \u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0stefnu, e\u00f0a reyndar tv\u00e6r r\u00e1\u00f0stefnur. \u00dea\u00f0 er f\u00e1tt sem f\u00e6r mann til a\u00f0 \u00feykja ma\u00f0ur sj\u00e1lfur jafn merkilegur og r\u00e1\u00f0stefnufer\u00f0ir me\u00f0 s\u00ednum h\u00f3telum, faglegu umr\u00e6\u00f0um og h\u00e1lfdrukknu kollegum. Ma\u00f0ur situr meira\u00f0segja \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi \u00ed flugv\u00e9lum \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur heldur utan \u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0stefnu en \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur fer \u00ed fr\u00ed. … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: R\u00e1\u00f0stefnur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,19,28,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feralog","category-nami","category-ur-daglega-lifinu","category-vinnan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4184"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13928,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184\/revisions\/13928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}