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<\/a>D\u00f3ttir Murtaughs leikur \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpsaugl\u00fdsingu og \u00feetta augl\u00fdsir Riggs \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3tm\u00e6li Murtaughs fyrir allri l\u00f6greglust\u00f6\u00f0inni (sem vir\u00f0ist n\u00e6r alveg snau\u00f0 af konum, \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e6tti halda a\u00f0 myndin hafi veri\u00f0 ger\u00f0 1989). Murtaugh \u00f3ttast a\u00f0 gert ver\u00f0i gys a\u00f0 s\u00e9r ef d\u00f3ttir hans ver\u00f0ur l\u00fa\u00f0aleg \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu, en hi\u00f0 gagnst\u00e6\u00f0a ver\u00f0ur raunin: allir gera gys a\u00f0 honum vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00ed augl\u00fdsingunni er h\u00fan kl\u00e6dd \u00ed bikini \u00ed sleik vi\u00f0 ungan mann \u00e1 str\u00f6ndinni, og \u00ed lok hennar f\u00e6r \u00e1horfandinn a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 smokkar er varan sem enginn m\u00e1 \u00e1n vera. \u00deetta setur Murtaugh \u00ed t\u00f6luvert uppn\u00e1m, hann er ma\u00f0ur sem vill ekki vita af d\u00f3ttur sinni \u00ed kynfer\u00f0islegu samhengi og er s\u00fdnilega brug\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feegar hann kemst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin hans hlj\u00f3ta kynfr\u00e6\u00f0slu \u00ed sk\u00f3la. Lyklarnir a\u00f0 \u00feessum heimi eiga a\u00f0 vera \u00ed hans v\u00f6rslu, en n\u00fa \u00e1ttar hann sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 v\u00f6ld hans sem karlmannsins \u00e1 heimilinu eru a\u00f0 engu h\u00f6f\u00f0. Hann h\u00f3tar l\u00e9tt\u00fa\u00f0lega a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta k\u00e6rasta d\u00f3tturinnar, sem var hj\u00e1 \u00feeim a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 augl\u00fdsinguna, nema hann fari heim. Riggs, sem er \u00fearna l\u00edka (eins og hann vir\u00f0ist alltaf vera), segir honum a\u00f0 hafa engar \u00e1hyggjur \u00fev\u00ed byssan hans Murtaughs s\u00e9 g\u00f6mul og hann s\u00e9 l\u00e9leg skytta a\u00f0 auki. K\u00e6rastinn og d\u00f3ttirin hl\u00e6ja, \u00fev\u00ed \u00feau skilja hva\u00f0 Riggs raunverulega \u00e1 vi\u00f0. Riggs er \u00fea\u00f0 sem kalla\u00f0 er \u00ed fr\u00e6\u00f0unum \u201ehelv\u00edtis kvikindi.\u201c Leo Getz hefur or\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed s\u00f6mulei\u00f0is a\u00f0 sexhleypa Murtaughs s\u00e9 gamaldags, hann hef\u00f0i haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 enginn nota\u00f0i svolei\u00f0is lengur og a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri alveg viss um a\u00f0 hinn ungi Riggs v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfvirka byssu. Fr\u00e6g eru s\u00f6mulei\u00f0is or\u00f0 Murtaughs, \u201eI’m too old for this shit,\u201c sem undirstrika a\u00f0 hann er or\u00f0inn linur og getulaus \u00ed ellinni. \u00cd ver\u00f0laun fyrir frammist\u00f6\u00f0u d\u00f3tturinnar f\u00e6r Murtaugh smokkatr\u00e9 \u00e1 skrifbor\u00f0i\u00f0 sitt \u00ed vinnunni. Hann getur ekki anna\u00f0 en hlegi\u00f0 hjartanlega me\u00f0 vinnuf\u00e9l\u00f6gum s\u00ednum me\u00f0an \u00feeir t\u00e1knr\u00e6nt gelda hann og plasera d\u00f3tturina l\u00f3\u00f0beint \u00ed r\u00fankminni\u00f0 (allir sem reyna a\u00f0 hughreysta Murtaugh segja a\u00f0 d\u00f3ttirin hafi sta\u00f0i\u00f0 sig vel, \u00fe\u00e1 langi a\u00f0 kaupa smokka \u00feegar \u00feeir sj\u00e1i augl\u00fdsinguna \u2026 j\u00e1).<\/p>\n \u00c1 me\u00f0an fl\u00e6\u00f0ir karlmennska Riggs yfir l\u00e1ga si\u00f0fer\u00f0isbarma hans \u00e1n s\u00fdnilegs afl\u00e1ts. Hann reykir \u00fear sem honum s\u00fdnist, me\u00f0 re\u00f0urt\u00e1kni\u00f0 dinglandi framan \u00ed yfirmanninn \u00e1 skrifstofu hans og segist vera sama \u00feegar honum er bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 megi ekki reykja \u00fearna. \u00deetta segist Murtaugh \u00feurfa a\u00f0 b\u00faa vi\u00f0 \u00f6llum stundum. Kona Murtaughs finnur svo gullpenna \u00ed f\u00f6tunum hans Riggs, sem \u00edtreka\u00f0 skal a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00fev\u00e6r af honum<\/em>. Riggs hefur ekki hemil \u00e1 s\u00e9r og me\u00f0 l\u00edtilli vi\u00f0h\u00f6fn segir henni a\u00f0 penninn minni sig \u00e1 daginn sem konan hans d\u00f3. Hann var soddan vinnuf\u00edkill a\u00f0 hann gleymdi a\u00f0 hitta hana \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0, og h\u00fan lenti \u00ed b\u00edlslysi og d\u00f3 \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim eftir a\u00f0 hafa be\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0num \u00ed yfir klukkut\u00edma. \u00deegar hann f\u00e9kk s\u00edmtali\u00f0 sendi hann augun \u00ed allar \u00e1ttir \u00ed sm\u00e1stund eins og Mel Gibson myndi gera, l\u00e9t fallast \u00e1 kn\u00e9 og s\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 gullpennann undir s\u00f3fa (h\u00fan var ekki merkileg h\u00fasm\u00f3\u00f0ir, b\u00e6tir hann vi\u00f0; g\u00f3\u00f0 h\u00fasm\u00f3\u00f0ir g\u00e6tir \u00feess a\u00f0 penni mannsins<\/em> s\u00e9 \u00e6t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00e1 v\u00edsum sta\u00f0), svo skrifa\u00f0i hann undir d\u00e1narvottor\u00f0i\u00f0 e\u00f0a hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa var me\u00f0 \u00feessum sama penna. Hann hl\u00e6r \u00feegar hann segir \u00feessa s\u00f6gu; sennilega \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera taugaveikla\u00f0ur hl\u00e1tur alfakarls, en Riggs vir\u00f0ist einl\u00e6glega vera skemmt. Karlmennskuna, t\u00e1knger\u00f0a \u00ed pennanum, fann hann me\u00f0 dau\u00f0a konu sinnar. Hana geymir hann \u00ed buxunum og \u00fear me\u00f0 ney\u00f0ast b\u00e6\u00f0i Murtaughhj\u00f3nin til a\u00f0 f\u00e1st vi\u00f0 hana. Allt sem Riggs gerir er \u00f3beisla\u00f0 og karlmannlegt, eins og hi\u00f0 langa t\u00e1kn sem undirrita\u00f0i endalok hj\u00f3nabands hans og \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 flakk \u00far buxunum.<\/p>\n Riggs kann l\u00edka a\u00f0 fara \u00far axlarli\u00f0; \u00fea\u00f0 er, hann getur losa\u00f0 st\u00edfleika lims s\u00edns a\u00f0 vild til a\u00f0 koma s\u00e9r \u00far erfi\u00f0um kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um, en svo \u00fearf hann a\u00f0 berja hann aftur \u00ed r\u00e9ttan sta\u00f0 me\u00f0 hinni mestu h\u00f6rku. \u00deetta gerir hann fyrir framan vinnuf\u00e9laga s\u00edna til a\u00f0 vinna ve\u00f0m\u00e1l, a\u00f0 hann komist \u00far spennitreyju \u00e1 fimm m\u00edn\u00fatum. \u00deegar ve\u00f0m\u00e1li\u00f0 er unni\u00f0 er Riggs ekki fyrr b\u00fainn a\u00f0 lemja karlmennskuna \u00ed sinn r\u00e9tta sta\u00f0 \u00feegar hann l\u00edtur upp og s\u00e9r vinnusta\u00f0ars\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0inginn m\u00e6na \u00e1 sig, sem hann \u00e1varpar sem fr\u00fa Sigmund Freud. \u00deetta atri\u00f0i \u00fej\u00f3nar l\u00edka \u00f6\u00f0rum tilgangi, en \u00fea\u00f0 er af \u00feeirri tegund sem nefna m\u00e6tti \u201eafar tiltekinn h\u00e6fileiki s\u00f6guhetju kynntur til s\u00f6gunnar,\u201c sem \u00e1vallt fylgir anna\u00f0 atri\u00f0i af tegundinni \u201eafar tiltekinn h\u00e6fileiki s\u00f6guhetju kemur a\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u haldi fyrir einsk\u00e6ra tilviljun.\u201c <\/p>\n Senan \u00feegar \u00feeir Riggs og Murtaugh hitta fyrst Leo Getz er n\u00e1nast eins og \u00f6fugur getna\u00f0ur. Fyrst hitta \u00feeir manninn, \u00e1tta sig svo \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er sem barn, og n\u00e6st ver\u00f0a \u00e1t\u00f6k \u00fear sem vondur fluguma\u00f0ur kemst inn \u00e1 h\u00f3telherbergi til \u00feeirra og \u00fe\u00e1 takast \u00feeir Leo og Riggs \u00e1 um byssuna vi\u00f0 hann, sem lyktar me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir allir eins og s\u00e1\u00f0losast \u00fat um h\u00f3telgluggann og \u00fat \u00ed sundlaug, \u00fear sem \u00f3\u00feokkinn kemst undan en Riggs horfist \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 afur\u00f0 \u00feessa undarlega getna\u00f0ar, og \u00e1ttar sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann situr uppi me\u00f0 \u00feennan mann. S\u00ed\u00f0ar skilur Riggs vi\u00f0 \u00feennan sama launmor\u00f0ingja me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 senda brimbretti l\u00edkt og flj\u00fagandi re\u00f0urt\u00e1kn \u00ed hausinn \u00e1 honum, \u201eHe’s got a surfboard where his face should be,\u201c segir einhver.<\/p>\n \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir endalausar v\u00edsbendingar og su\u00f0urafr\u00edsk slanguryr\u00f0i vondukagglanna er aldrei gefi\u00f0 \u00ed skyn \u00ed myndinni a\u00f0 \u00feeir Riggs og Murtaugh fatti a\u00f0 vondukagglarnir \u00ed upphafi myndar s\u00e9u hinir s\u00f6mu vondukagglar og \u00feeir \u00feurfa a\u00f0 klj\u00e1st vi\u00f0 vegna Leo Getz. Vondukagglarnir eru nefnilega \u00f3gurlegir su\u00f0urafr\u00edskir rasistar sem elska apartheid n\u00e6rfellt meir en sitt fullkomna hv\u00edta bl\u00f3\u00f0, en \u00feeir nj\u00f3ta l\u00edka dipl\u00f3mat\u00edskrar verndar sem sendir\u00e1\u00f0sstarfsmenn. A\u00f0alvondikagglinn er meira a\u00f0 segja me\u00f0 svona \u00f6rn hangandi bakvi\u00f0 s\u00e6ti\u00f0 sitt eins og einhver Hitler (og svo l\u00e9k sami n\u00e1ungi l\u00edka hinna illa nasista HELLSTEIN \u00ed kvikmyndinni Spymaker<\/a> um \u00e6vi Ians Fleming).<\/p>\n Afskaplega s\u00e9rstakt atri\u00f0i \u00ed myndinni s\u00fdnir Murtaugh hafa Leo Getz me\u00f0 s\u00e9r beinl\u00ednis \u00ed su\u00f0urafr\u00edska sendir\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feykjast vera akt\u00edvistar gegn apartheid me\u00f0an Riggs notar t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 dj\u00f6flast einhver \u00f3sk\u00f6p me\u00f0 framlengingu karlmennsku sinnar, af \u00fev\u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0ar l\u00f6ggur \u00ed \u00feessum heimi stunda \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta sundur sendir\u00e1\u00f0sskrifstofur \u00e1n aflei\u00f0inga. En \u00fea\u00f0 er eins og \u00feeir skilji ekki a\u00f0 \u00feeir eiga a\u00f0 vernda Leo Getz og a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er f\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00ed sendir\u00e1\u00f0inu sem vill drepa hann. \u00dea\u00f0 er eins og f\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00ed sendir\u00e1\u00f0inu viti \u00fea\u00f0 ekki sj\u00e1lft, svo \u00feeir komast einhvern veginn upp me\u00f0 \u00feetta.<\/p>\n \u00c1 einhverjum t\u00edmapunkti hafa vondukagglarnir planta\u00f0 sprengju undir kl\u00f3sett Murtaughs og Riggs og restin af l\u00f6ggunni m\u00e6tir til bjargar. Enn einu sinni er karlmennska hans f\u00f3rnarlamb \u00e1taka s\u00f6gunnar, \u00fear sem hann situr fastur vi\u00f0 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 me\u00f0an allir karlkynsvinir hans (og \u201efr\u00fa Freud\u201c) bogra yfir honum. Murtaugh hefur seti\u00f0 \u00fearna \u00ed um 20 t\u00edma \u00feegar h\u00e9r er komi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu og getur sig hvergi hr\u00e6rt, getuleysi\u00f0 er algj\u00f6rt. H\u00e9r \u00fearf karlmenni\u00f0 a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a hinn gelda mann gegnum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0urnar og bjarga honum. \u201eHvers vegna settu \u00feeir ekki sprengjuna \u00ed ofninn hennar Trishu,\u201c spyr Murtaugh. \u201eHugsa\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r allar \u00fearflausu \u00fej\u00e1ningarnar sem hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt komast hj\u00e1 \u00feannig,\u201c sk\u00fdtur Riggs tilbaka, og \u00feeir hl\u00e6ja b\u00e1\u00f0ir a\u00f0 \u00feessari fyndni \u00e1 kostna\u00f0 eldamennsku eiginkonunnar. \u00deetta er s\u00ed\u00f0asta h\u00e1lmstr\u00e1 karlmennskunnar fyrir Murtaugh, eins gott a\u00f0 halda um \u00fea\u00f0 fast. <\/p>\n \u00c1 endanum springur sprengjan og \u00feeir f\u00e9lagar flj\u00faga eitthvert \u00fat \u00ed lofti\u00f0 fyrir viki\u00f0 og Murtaugh lendir ofan \u00e1 Riggs, sem segir: \u201eGet off me man, I don’t want anyone to see us like this.\u201c E\u00f0lilega vill Riggs ekki virka undirgefinn Murtaugh, \u00ed tr\u00fabo\u00f0astellingu fyrir framan f\u00e9lagana. Riggs \u00f3ttast \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn ekki a\u00f0 h\u00f3ta \u00f6\u00f0rum m\u00f6nnum rassar\u00ed\u00f0ingum, en \u00fev\u00ed h\u00f3tar hann a\u00f0alvondakagglinum (\u201eI’m gonna fuck your ass\u201c). M\u00e9r ver\u00f0ur hugsa\u00f0 til greinar Kari Ellenar Gade um nau\u00f0gun karlmanna \u00e1 mi\u00f0\u00f6ldum<\/a> (sem \u00e9g hef \u00fe\u00fdtt lesendum til h\u00e6g\u00f0arauka), \u00fear sem sk\u00fdr ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0a er a\u00f0 s\u00e1 sem er undirgefinn \u00ed sl\u00edku sambandi er s\u00e1 sem er argur, en gerandinn b\u00ed\u00f0ur engan \u00e1litshnekki. Ef til vill hefur Riggs lesi\u00f0 \u00feessa s\u00f6mu grein. A\u00f0alvondikagglinn svarar me\u00f0: \u201eGet out of here, kaffir-lover\u201c (kaffir er su\u00f0urafr\u00edskt slangur fyrir svarta), og m\u00f6gulega hefur hann eitthva\u00f0 til s\u00edns m\u00e1ls \u00ed b\u00f3kstaflegri skilningi, mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 kv\u00ed\u00f0a\u00ferungin, h\u00f3m\u00f3f\u00f3b\u00edsk vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 Riggs vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 liggja undir Murtaugh.<\/p>\n Murtaugh sm\u00e1m saman endurheimtir karlmennskuna; fyrst \u00feegar tveir karlmenn r\u00e1\u00f0ast a\u00f0 honum \u00ed t\u00f3mstundaherbergi hans \u2013 sem \u00e1horfandanum skilst a\u00f0 s\u00e9 honum einum \u00e6tla\u00f0 en engum \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00far fj\u00f6lskyldunni, svo h\u00e9r m\u00e1 skilja herbergi\u00f0 sem hans umr\u00e1\u00f0asv\u00e6\u00f0i, s\u00ed\u00f0asta v\u00edgi karlmennsku hans. Murtaugh vegur b\u00e1\u00f0a menn me\u00f0 naglabyssu, og ef \u00e1horfendur n\u00e1\u00f0u ekki myndm\u00e1linu \u00fear \u00fe\u00e1 tekur Murtaugh af allan vafa: \u201eNailed them both.\u201c N\u00e6st n\u00e6r Murtaugh honum upp \u00feegar hann sk\u00fdtur sj\u00e1lfan a\u00f0alvondakagglinn \u00ed enni\u00f0 \u00ed lokin af l\u00f6ngu f\u00e6ri. Gamla byssan virkar vel og Murtaugh er sannarlega g\u00f3\u00f0 skytta.<\/p>\n Fram a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3ttast a\u00f0alvondikagglinn ekki hi\u00f0 karlmannlega vald sem felst \u00ed byssu; byssur hr\u00edfa ekki \u00e1 dipl\u00f3mata (ekki fyrr en Murtaugh tre\u00f0ur valdi s\u00ednu \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 ekki heima). \u00deegar Riggs og Murtaugh m\u00e6ta honum fyrst hefur hann af \u00feeim hin voldugu t\u00e1kn og s\u00f3par \u00feeim \u00fat um dyrnar me\u00f0 einu saman vegabr\u00e9finu. Riggs er h\u00e1lfur kominn upp um pilsi\u00f0 \u00e1 einhverri konu fyrir utan \u00feegar a\u00f0alvondikagglinn m\u00e6tir \u00ed dyrnar og hefur hana fr\u00e1 honum l\u00edka, enda s\u00e9 h\u00fan starfsma\u00f0ur hans og g\u00f6gnin sem h\u00fan hefur s\u00e9u s\u00f6mulei\u00f0is tr\u00fana\u00f0arm\u00e1l. Rika heitir h\u00fan og a\u00f0alvondikagglinn er \u00ed laumi skotinn \u00ed henni. Rika er \u00ed laumi skotin \u00ed Riggs en Riggs gerir ekki eitt e\u00f0a neitt \u00ed laumi og eltir hana \u00fat \u00ed matv\u00f6rub\u00fa\u00f0, r\u00edfur hana \u00fea\u00f0an \u00fat, hefur heim me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00ed hj\u00f3lh\u00fdsi\u00f0, flekar og r\u00ed\u00f0ur minnst fj\u00f3rum sinnum. \u00c1\u00f0ur hefur Leo \u00ferifi\u00f0 karlmennskuhellinn hans, en \u00fea\u00f0 er Riggs \u00e1 m\u00f3ti skapi \u00fev\u00ed hann vill hafa allt l\u00f6\u00f0randi \u00ed rusli, bj\u00f3r og test\u00f3ster\u00f3ni. \u00deegar h\u00e9r er komi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu r\u00e6\u00f0ur Gibson ekki lengur vi\u00f0 \u00e1stralska frambur\u00f0inn sem fl\u00fdgur \u00fevers og kruss um skj\u00e1inn og nemur hlustir \u00e1horfenda, sem allajafna myndi vekja \u00feeim una\u00f0 enda \u00e1stralskur frambur\u00f0ur kynngimagna\u00f0ur, en vekur \u00feeim \u00f3hug h\u00e9r \u00fev\u00ed Riggs er h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 s\u00fdnka vi\u00f0 veruleika myndarinnar.<\/p>\n N\u00fa koma skyndilega menn \u00e1 \u00feyrlum og skj\u00f3ta sundur hj\u00f3lh\u00fdsi Riggs, en Riggs tekst me\u00f0 karlmennsku sinni a\u00f0 drepa \u00fe\u00e1 alla og sleppa me\u00f0 Riku og hund \u00f3sk\u00f6ddu\u00f0. Riggs skilur ekki enn\u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 vondu kagglarnir eru verulega vondir kagglar svo hann fer me\u00f0 hana heim til hennar \u00fear sem \u00feau eru snarlega hands\u00f6mu\u00f0 af vondu k\u00f6gglunum \u2013 nema fokk\u00edng hva\u00f0? Og \u00feessi ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 heita l\u00f6gga. Svo drekkja \u00feeir Riku og tj\u00e1 Riggs a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u \u00feeir hinir s\u00f6mu vondu kagglar og \u00fevingu\u00f0u konuna hans \u00fat af veginum \u00fearna \u00ed den og dr\u00e1pu, sem Riggs haf\u00f0i ekki haft neina hugmynd um. Svo Riggs ver\u00f0ur vo\u00f0a rei\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 \u00feetta en ney\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 losa um karlmennsku s\u00edna andartak enda stendur til a\u00f0 drekkja honum \u00ed spennitreyju. Hann er sn\u00f6ggur a\u00f0 losa sig \u00far henni \u00fati \u00ed sj\u00f3num og finnur \u00ed lei\u00f0inni Riku \u00fear ni\u00f0ri, en hana hefur hann me\u00f0 s\u00e9r aftur upp \u00e1 yfirbor\u00f0 og fer svo \u00ed g\u00f6ngut\u00far me\u00f0 l\u00edk hennar um fj\u00f6runa og me\u00f0 hundinn, sem allt \u00ed einu er kominn, \u00ed eftirdragi. <\/p>\n \u00deegar h\u00e9r er komi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu hefur hann skellt karlmennskunni aftur \u00e1 sinn sta\u00f0 og tekur til \u00f3spilltra m\u00e1lanna a\u00f0 k\u00e1la sk\u00farkum. H\u00fas vondukagglanna stendur \u00e1 st\u00f3lpum \u00ed fjallshl\u00ed\u00f0 (\u00e1 sandi bygg\u00f0i heimskur ma\u00f0ur \u2026), og Riggs bindur ka\u00f0al milli \u00feessara re\u00f0ursto\u00f0a og dr\u00e1ttark\u00falu pallb\u00edls s\u00edns \u2013 annarrar framlengingar karlmennskunnar \u2013 og fellir hi\u00f0 uppreista h\u00fas ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 eldsumbrotum og l\u00e1tum, hoppar svo og h\u00faar eins og hellisma\u00f0ur me\u00f0an allt brennur. Riggs er allt f\u00e6rt. Hann getur jafnvel r\u00falla\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0inni eins og ma\u00f0kur og skoti\u00f0 svona einhvern veginn og h\u00e6ft alla sem hann mi\u00f0ar \u00e1 me\u00f0an enginn h\u00e6fir hann, i\u00f0andi \u00fearna fl\u00f6tum beinum eins og f\u00edfl. Riggs lendir svo \u00ed handal\u00f6gm\u00e1lum vi\u00f0 vondakagglinn sem myrti konuna hans, en s\u00e1 hefur leik \u00e1 a\u00f0 stinga hn\u00edf \u00ed l\u00e6rlegg Riggs \u2013\u00a0t\u00e1kn \u00ed t\u00e1kn. Svo penetrerar Riggs hann me\u00f0 sama hn\u00edf og l\u00e6tur g\u00e1m falla ofan \u00e1 hann, af \u00fev\u00ed Riggs er svona heldur \u00ed si\u00f0blindara lagi.<\/p>\n Eftir a\u00f0 a\u00f0alvondikagglinn hefur skoti\u00f0 Riggs einhver \u00f3tal sinnum og Murtaugh hefur skoti\u00f0 a\u00f0alvondakagglinn \u00ed hausinn me\u00f0 \u201ebyssunni sinni\u201c \u00fe\u00e1 liggur Riggs \u00ed \u00f6rmum Murtaugh og bi\u00f0ur hann um a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja s\u00edgarettu \u00ed vasann. Svo segir hann: \u201eFleyg\u00f0u \u00feessu, \u00feetta drepur \u00feig hra\u00f0ar en \u00fe\u00fa veist.\u201c \u00dear me\u00f0 hafnar Riggs re\u00f0urt\u00e1kninu; h\u00e9r er \u00fea\u00f0 gamla byssan sem bl\u00edfur. \u00c1\u00f0ur hefur Murtaugh j\u00e1ta\u00f0 \u00e1st s\u00edna til Riggs \u00e1 kl\u00f3settinu, og n\u00fa tekur Riggs vi\u00f0: \u201e\u00c9g drapst ekki \u00e1 kl\u00f3settinu \u00fe\u00ednu, svo \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 deyja \u00ed fanginu \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r.\u201c N\u00fa hl\u00e6ja \u00feeir saman, og Riggs b\u00e6tir vi\u00f0: \u201e\u00de\u00fa ert \u00ed alv\u00f6runni fallegur ma\u00f0ur, gef\u00f0u m\u00e9r einn koss \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feeir koma.\u201c \u00cdr\u00f3n\u00edska fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0in \u00ed raddbl\u00e6num dulb\u00fdr hinar raunverulegu v\u00e6ntingar a\u00f0 baki yr\u00f0ingunni. Myndav\u00e9lin \u00feysjar \u00fat og vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1um a\u00f0 l\u00f6greglan hefur umkringt sta\u00f0inn. Um samband Riggs og Murtaugh vitum vi\u00f0 ekki h\u00e9\u00f0an af, en sem fyrr smella \u00feeir saman eins og kl\u00f3 \u00ed innstungu, kjassast og r\u00edfast eins og g\u00f6mul hj\u00f3n. Murtaugh hefur \u00f6\u00f0last karlmennsku sem \u00e1\u00f0ur hann skorti, en Riggs er ef til vill rei\u00f0ub\u00fainn a\u00f0 gefa eitthva\u00f0 eftir af sinni. Kannski ver\u00f0a \u00feeir \u00fe\u00e1 tveir \u00e1 toppnum \u00feegar upp er sta\u00f0i\u00f0.<\/p>\n Sj\u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00ed syrpunni: Kannski dag einn nenni \u00e9g a\u00f0 skrifa um Lethal Weapon. En sta\u00f0reyndin er s\u00fa a\u00f0 Lethal Weapon var aldrei nema mi\u00f0lungsmynd, en Tveir \u00e1 toppnum 2 eins og h\u00fan h\u00e9t \u00e1 \u00edslensku (sem l\u00fdsir myndinni ekki s\u00e9rlega vel; \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0allega einn \u00e1 toppnum, s\u00ednum eigin) er \u00ed allt \u00f6\u00f0rum g\u00e6\u00f0aflokki. Aldrei a\u00f0 vita nema … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Meistaraverk \u00e6skunnar VIII: Tveir \u00e1 toppnum 2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kvikmyndir"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4577"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13965,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577\/revisions\/13965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a>
\nI. Backdraft er enn\u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1li\u00f0<\/a>
\nII. Lilli klifurm\u00fas er sj\u00e1lfselskur k\u00fakalabbi<\/a>.
\nIII. She’s All That<\/a>.
\nIV. The Lion King<\/a>
\nV. T\u00e1ningsst\u00falkan penetreru\u00f0 hn\u00edfi<\/a>
\nVI. Gremlins<\/a>
\nVII. Good Will Hunting<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"