{"id":546,"date":"2006-04-01T23:55:44","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T23:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=546"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:35:38","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:35:38","slug":"fjolmi%c3%b0lar-a-fyrsta-april","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/04\/01\/fjolmi%c3%b0lar-a-fyrsta-april\/","title":{"rendered":"Fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lar \u00e1 fyrsta apr\u00edl"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">\n<p>R\u00e9ttm\u00e6tt er <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baggalutur.is\/frettir.php?id=3465\">gysi\u00f0<\/a>, hef\u00f0in kringum \u00feennan dag er f\u00e1r\u00e1nleg. Og fyrst fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lunum finnst ekkert tilt\u00f6kum\u00e1l a\u00f0 lj\u00faga a\u00f0 lesendum s\u00ednum fyrir ekki merkilegri sakir, gu\u00f0 einn m\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 vita hversu rei\u00f0ub\u00fanir \u00feeir eru a\u00f0 lj\u00faga ef eitthva\u00f0 raunverulega er \u00ed h\u00fafi.<\/p>\n<p><b>Uppf\u00e6rt kl. 00:06<\/b><br \/>\n<i>\u00dea\u00f0 sem h\u00e9r fer eftir er skrifa\u00f0 a\u00f0eins \u00f6rf\u00e1um m\u00edn\u00fatum \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0komandi a\u00f0ilar <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vantru.is\/2006\/04\/02\/00.00\/\">j\u00e1tu\u00f0u \u00e1 sig gr\u00edni\u00f0<\/a>. \u00de\u00e1 haf\u00f0i \u00e9g veri\u00f0 sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur um sanf\u00e6rdighed gabbsins \u00ed um sex t\u00edma. \u00cd fyrstu gruna\u00f0i mig a\u00f0 um gr\u00edn v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a, en vegna \u00feess m\u00e9r finnst ekki fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast me\u00f0 svona \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00f3k \u00e9g sm\u00e1msaman a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00e1 gr\u00edni\u00f0. Mest sannf\u00e6randi apr\u00edlgabb sem \u00e9g man eftir, \u00fe\u00f3tt langs\u00f3tt v\u00e6ri. Minni \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g sag\u00f0i um fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la og fyrsta apr\u00edl h\u00e9r fyrir ofan.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Talandi um fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la, \u00fe\u00e1 br\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00ed morgun \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vantru.is\/aprilgabb2006.html\">\u00feetta<\/a>. Deila m\u00e1 um Vantr\u00fa (pointi\u00f0, ikke?), en \u00e9g er ekki svo viss um a\u00f0 kirkjan hafi \u00far neinu a\u00f0 mo\u00f0a h\u00e9rna. \u00cd gr\u00f3fustu yfirl\u00fdsingu sem \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e1 Vantr\u00fa var tiltekinn prestur \u00ed einhverjum \u00f3h\u00e1\u00f0um s\u00f6fnu\u00f0i kalla\u00f0ur ge\u00f0sj\u00faklingur, \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 \u00e1 rei\u00f0ilestri t\u00e9\u00f0s prests, sem innih\u00e9lt \u00fdmislegar h\u00f3tanir og hvadfornoget, undir r\u00f3s og ekki.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r skiptir \u00feetta ekki m\u00e1li. \u00dea\u00f0 sem skiptir m\u00e1li er \u00fea\u00f0, og vonandi eru ekki of margir m\u00e9r \u00f3samm\u00e1la, a\u00f0 umr\u00e6\u00f0a er alltaf sk\u00e1rri en engin umr\u00e6\u00f0a. Hvort sem menn tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0a tr\u00fam\u00e1l e\u00f0a ekki, ver\u00f0ur umr\u00e6\u00f0an \u00fe\u00e1 ekki \u00f3hj\u00e1kv\u00e6milega \u00feess valdandi a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk geri upp hug sinn, og er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00ed e\u00f0li s\u00ednu gott? Umr\u00e6\u00f0an \u00e1 Vantr\u00fa hefur alt\u00e9nt opna\u00f0 m\u00e9r margar dyr beggja vegna umr\u00e6\u00f0unnar og \u00e9g er sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi l\u00e6rt miki\u00f0 af henni. Flestir sem \u00feekkja til Vantr\u00faar vita \u00fe\u00f3 hvar \u00feeir standa og eru tilb\u00fanir a\u00f0 r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0a afst\u00f6\u00f0u s\u00edna. \u00dea\u00f0 er meira en h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 segja um flest anna\u00f0. Umr\u00e6\u00f0an opnar dyr gagnr\u00fdninnar hugsunar. \u00deeim dyrum hefur n\u00fa veri\u00f0 loka\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00e9ttm\u00e6tt er gysi\u00f0, hef\u00f0in kringum \u00feennan dag er f\u00e1r\u00e1nleg. Og fyrst fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lunum finnst ekkert tilt\u00f6kum\u00e1l a\u00f0 lj\u00faga a\u00f0 lesendum s\u00ednum fyrir ekki merkilegri sakir, gu\u00f0 einn m\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 vita hversu rei\u00f0ub\u00fanir \u00feeir eru a\u00f0 lj\u00faga ef eitthva\u00f0 raunverulega er \u00ed h\u00fafi. Uppf\u00e6rt kl. 00:06 \u00dea\u00f0 sem h\u00e9r fer eftir er skrifa\u00f0 a\u00f0eins \u00f6rf\u00e1um m\u00edn\u00fatum \u00e1\u00f0ur &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/04\/01\/fjolmi%c3%b0lar-a-fyrsta-april\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lar \u00e1 fyrsta apr\u00edl<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fjolmilar","category-tru"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12862,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/12862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}