{"id":612,"date":"2006-04-30T19:30:34","date_gmt":"2006-04-30T19:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=612"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:35:42","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:35:42","slug":"ikea-sjaumst-i-n%c3%a6sta-lifi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/04\/30\/ikea-sjaumst-i-n%c3%a6sta-lifi\/","title":{"rendered":"IKEA &#8211; sj\u00e1umst \u00ed n\u00e6sta l\u00edfi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">\n<p>\u00c9g ver\u00f0 ekki \u00ed fr\u00edi \u00e1 bar\u00e1ttudegi verkal\u00fd\u00f0sins \u00e1 morgun. \u00dea\u00f0 er vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 fr\u00e1 klukkan sex \u00ed kv\u00f6ld hef \u00e9g veri\u00f0 atvinnulaus. Vonir standa \u00fe\u00f3 til a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i ekki lengi, b\u00f3kasafni\u00f0 sveik mig um svar fyrir vikulok svo \u00e9g ney\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 hringja sj\u00e1lfur \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judaginn. Miki\u00f0 er n\u00fa samt gott a\u00f0 vita sig frj\u00e1lsan fr\u00e1 afgrei\u00f0slubor\u00f0um h\u00fasgagnadeildar IKEA.<\/p>\n<p>Annars gleymdi \u00e9g a\u00f0 taka kollhn\u00edsinn sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i alltaf lofa\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r. Kannski ma\u00f0ur geri s\u00e9r bara s\u00e9rfer\u00f0 einhvernt\u00edma. En fyrst \u00e9g er laus \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 leyfi \u00e9g m\u00e9r a\u00f0 spyrja opinberlega: Er <a href=\"http:\/\/ikea.is\/vorur\/blar%5Finnkaupapoki\/\">\u00feetta<\/a> ekki gr\u00edn? S\u00e9rstaklega myndin ne\u00f0st til vinstri.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lj\u00f3\u00f0 dagsins<\/strong> er svo eftir sj\u00e1lfan mig og heitir \u201e<em>Skilabo\u00f0 fr\u00e1 Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0<\/em>\u201c:\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">EKKI TIL EN<br \/>\nV\u00c6NTANLEGT<br \/>\nHAF\u00d0U<br \/>\nSAMBAND VI\u00d0<br \/>\nAFGREI\u00d0SLUF\u00d3LK\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Feis!\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g ver\u00f0 ekki \u00ed fr\u00edi \u00e1 bar\u00e1ttudegi verkal\u00fd\u00f0sins \u00e1 morgun. \u00dea\u00f0 er vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 fr\u00e1 klukkan sex \u00ed kv\u00f6ld hef \u00e9g veri\u00f0 atvinnulaus. Vonir standa \u00fe\u00f3 til a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i ekki lengi, b\u00f3kasafni\u00f0 sveik mig um svar fyrir vikulok svo \u00e9g ney\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 hringja sj\u00e1lfur \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judaginn. Miki\u00f0 er n\u00fa samt gott a\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/04\/30\/ikea-sjaumst-i-n%c3%a6sta-lifi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">IKEA &#8211; sj\u00e1umst \u00ed n\u00e6sta l\u00edfi!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12912,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions\/12912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}