{"id":778,"date":"2006-07-28T20:29:09","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T20:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=778"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:35:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:35:53","slug":"sigur-mannsins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/07\/28\/sigur-mannsins\/","title":{"rendered":"Sigur mannsins"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00cd g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi lenti \u00e9g \u00ed \u00feeirri hryllilegu a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 hafa eytt h\u00e1lfum deginum \u00ed a\u00f0 flytja, \u00e6tla \u00ed sturtu eftir herlegheitin, en uppg\u00f6tva m\u00e9r til \u00e6gilegrar skelfingar a\u00f0 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 var ekkert sjamp\u00f3 til. Ger\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u (foj!), en ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00ednu fyrsta verkefni eftir vinnu \u00ed dag a\u00f0 kaupa sl\u00edkt og br\u00faka \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Enn lenti \u00e9g \u00ed andst\u00f6\u00f0u vi\u00f0 m\u00e1ttarv\u00f6ldin \u00feegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i eftir of l\u00edtinn svefn \u00ed morgun (grannarnir \u00e1 h\u00e6\u00f0inni fyrir ne\u00f0an h\u00e9ldu part\u00ed \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi …). Ekkert var tilf\u00e1anlegt tannkremi\u00f0. Aldrei, eins og \u00ed morgun, var \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed eins \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa t\u00fdnt farangri \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni fr\u00e1 Stokkh\u00f3lmi til Helsinki. Orsakasamhengi? J\u00fa, \u00fea\u00f0 er nefnilega svo a\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00e1rab\u00e6tur fyrir skipulagskl\u00fa\u00f0ur Stokkh\u00f3lmsflugvallar var m\u00e9r fengin sj\u00e1lf Ney\u00f0artaska fer\u00f0alangsins<\/i>, hvar \u00ed m\u00e1tti finna rakv\u00e9l og -s\u00e1pu, handkl\u00e6\u00f0i, sjamp\u00f3, svitarlyktarey\u00f0i, tannbursta og -krem. \u00deetta haf\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00f3afvitandi haft me\u00f0 m\u00e9r ni\u00f0ur \u00ed Vesturb\u00e6. Hve gle\u00f0i m\u00edn var algj\u00f6r. Hve.<\/p>\n

Og hva\u00f0 haldi\u00f0i? Klukkan t\u00e6plega sj\u00f6 n\u00fa \u00ed kv\u00f6ld uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 haska m\u00e9r \u00fat \u00ed N\u00f3at\u00fan \u00ed JL-h\u00fasinu, \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 loka\u00f0i. \u00dear keypti \u00e9g m\u00e9r Orasveppi, Tagliatelle, ostas\u00f3su og pott af mj\u00f3lk (j\u00e1, pott!!!). Heim kom ek, s\u00f3tti m\u00e9r potta, setti pasta\u00f0 \u00e1 hellu (\u00ed potti samt, me\u00f0 vatni \u00ed). \u00de\u00e1 kom a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 finna d\u00f3saopnara –<\/p>\n

– sk\u00faffurnar \u00fati og innihald \u00feeirra \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu, eldh\u00fas\u00e1h\u00f6ld \u00fati um allt (fr\u00e1s\u00f6gn \u00fdkt), enginn d\u00f3saopnari. \u00c9g inn \u00ed b\u00far (hobbitinn \u00e9g er me\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is), leita\u00f0i, leita\u00f0i, leita\u00f0i. Ekkert. Nema vasahn\u00edfur. Me\u00f0 G.A.M.A.L.D.A.G.S. d\u00f3sahn\u00edf \u00e1. Sami mechanismi og sj\u00e1 m\u00e1 h\u00e9r<\/a>. \u00c9g reyndi, \u00f3, hve \u00e9g reyndi, a\u00f0 negla hn\u00edfnum gegnum ska\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0is d\u00f3sarandskotann, en allt fyrir ekkert. D\u00f3sin glotti til m\u00edn illyrmislega. -Vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1um n\u00fa til me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0! hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g, og hlj\u00f3p til n\u00e1grannanna. \u00deeirra allra. Enginn heima. \u00dea\u00f0 eina eftir \u00ed st\u00f6\u00f0unni – eftir a\u00f0 hafa fleygt sk\u00faffunum \u00ed veggina \u00ed annarri brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islegri leit a\u00f0 d\u00f3saopnara – var a\u00f0 negla hn\u00edfnum \u00fear \u00ed gegn, hvar m\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i ekki s\u00f3st atlagan vel.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa stendur d\u00f3sin \u00fati \u00e1 svalabor\u00f0i, l\u00edtandi \u00fat eins og eftir loft\u00e1r\u00e1s, \u00fej\u00f3nandi hlutverki \u00f6skubakka, h\u00fasr\u00e1\u00f0anda til s\u00e1rrar muna\u00f0arb\u00f3tar. Pasta\u00f0 elda\u00f0ist, sveppirnir br\u00fanu\u00f0ust, s\u00f3san s\u00f3sa\u00f0ist, allt \u00feetta blanda\u00f0ist, allt \u00feetta \u00e9ta\u00f0ist – af m\u00e9r. Nei, Arngr\u00edmur V\u00eddal\u00edn Stef\u00e1nsson l\u00e6tur ekki h\u00e6\u00f0a a\u00f0 s\u00e9r. Allt \u00feetta, er \u00e1 daga m\u00edna hefur drifi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed g\u00e6r, eru merki um sigur mannsins yfir a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um s\u00ednum og n\u00e1tt\u00farunni. Hve langt v\u00e9r komin erum \u00ed \u00fer\u00f3un.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cd g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi lenti \u00e9g \u00ed \u00feeirri hryllilegu a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 hafa eytt h\u00e1lfum deginum \u00ed a\u00f0 flytja, \u00e6tla \u00ed sturtu eftir herlegheitin, en uppg\u00f6tva m\u00e9r til \u00e6gilegrar skelfingar a\u00f0 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 var ekkert sjamp\u00f3 til. Ger\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u (foj!), en ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00ednu fyrsta verkefni eftir vinnu \u00ed dag a\u00f0 kaupa sl\u00edkt og br\u00faka … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Sigur mannsins<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=778"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13050,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions\/13050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}