{"id":824,"date":"2006-09-12T12:44:33","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T12:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=824"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:35:56","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:35:56","slug":"barist-um-brau%c3%b0i%c3%b0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/09\/12\/barist-um-brau%c3%b0i%c3%b0\/","title":{"rendered":"Barist um brau\u00f0i\u00f0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">\n<p>Klukkan var tuttugu m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00ed \u00e1tta \u00ed morgun, um h\u00e1lft\u00edma eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0ustu f\u00e6rslu, a\u00f0 \u00e9g skakklappa\u00f0ist inn \u00ed eldh\u00fas \u00ed h\u00e1lfannarlegu \u00e1standi til a\u00f0 fylgja eftir \u00fev\u00ed einfalda markmi\u00f0i a\u00f0 smyrja m\u00e9r nesti, nokku\u00f0 sem heyrir til undantekninga a\u00f0 \u00e9g geri \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 komi s\u00f6gunni ekki beinl\u00ednis vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Svo illa var fyrir m\u00e9r komi\u00f0 fyrir \u00fereytu sakir a\u00f0 \u00e9g gekk raklei\u00f0is framhj\u00e1 brau\u00f0inu, en sta\u00f0n\u00e6mdist vi\u00f0 gluggann og horf\u00f0i \u00fat yfir vesturb\u00e6jarmorguninn nokkra hr\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed draumkenndu \u00e1standi, me\u00f0 eitthvert nagandi su\u00f0 fyrir eyrunum, sem \u00e9g gaf raunar \u00f3sk\u00f6p l\u00edtinn gaum a\u00f0. Anna\u00f0 hvort var \u00fea\u00f0 fiskifluga e\u00f0a \u00e9g or\u00f0inn ge\u00f0veikur, nema hvort tveggja v\u00e6ri. Leit samt upp yfir mig til a\u00f0 ganga \u00far skugga um hvort v\u00e6ri, og vi\u00f0 m\u00e9r blasti hinn hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegi sannleikur: \u00c9g var ekki ge\u00f0veikur, \u00feetta var st\u00e6r\u00f0arinnar geitungsskepna. N\u00fa voru g\u00f3\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 d\u00fdr!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d3sj\u00e1lfr\u00e1tt t\u00f3k \u00e9g a\u00f0 bakka \u00ed \u00e1tt til dyra me\u00f0 \u00fdtrustu vark\u00e1rni, betra a\u00f0 trufla ekki \u00feetta skr\u00edmsli, betra a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i \u00f3vi\u00f0b\u00fai\u00f0 \u00feegar v\u00f6ndur minn r\u00ed\u00f0ur yfir baki\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed! En vi\u00f0 \u00feessa hugsun trufla\u00f0ist skepnan og flaug \u00ed hum\u00e1tt eftir m\u00e9r \u00f3\u00f0fluga. Gegn \u00feessu brag\u00f0i var \u00e9g \u00f3vi\u00f0b\u00fainn, og hnaut um \u00fer\u00f6skuldinn svo \u00e9g f\u00e9ll n\u00e6rri \u00f3v\u00edgur \u00ed g\u00f3lfi\u00f0. M\u00e9r haf\u00f0i l\u00e1nast a\u00f0 bjarga m\u00e9r \u00ed \u00feetta skipti, en helv\u00edtis \u00f3freskjan haf\u00f0i enn \u00f6ll tromp \u00e1 hendi s\u00e9r. En skyndilega missti skepnan \u00e1huga \u00e1 m\u00e9r og r\u00e9\u00f0ist \u00e1 brau\u00f0i\u00f0. Brau\u00f0i\u00f0! Nei, andskotinn! Og \u00e9g \u00f3vopna\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g hlj\u00f3p fram, skellti \u00e1 eftir m\u00e9r hur\u00f0inni og bl\u00e9s \u00feungan. Helv\u00edti\u00f0 haf\u00f0i unni\u00f0 fyrstu lotu, en \u00e9g var sta\u00f0r\u00e1\u00f0inn \u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta ekki kippa svona undan m\u00e9r st\u00f3lnum \u00e1n hefnda; \u00fev\u00ed leita\u00f0i \u00e9g hj\u00f6rvar um gervallan sj\u00f6t minn, raunar svo yfirgengilega innbl\u00e1sinn hetjum\u00f3\u00f0i og bl\u00f3\u00f0\u00feorsta a\u00f0 m\u00e9r yfirs\u00e1st \u00f6ll \u00feau miklu og margslungnu eggvopn sem i\u00f0ulega liggja \u00e1 v\u00ed\u00f0 og dreif um \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina; eins og kerling a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 lonn\u00edettum \u00e1 eigin nefi. \u00dev\u00ed h\u00f6gu\u00f0u \u00f6rl\u00f6gin \u00fev\u00ed \u00feannig til a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6ddi aftur inn \u00ed eldh\u00fas, vopna\u00f0ur t\u00f3mum kassa utan af rafmagnstannbursta. Til einhvers duga \u00fe\u00e1 appar\u00f6tin.<\/p>\n<p>Undan heil\u00f6gum gunnf\u00e1na \u00feusti \u00e9g \u00feannig inn \u00ed s\u00falnasal eldh\u00fass m\u00edns \u00e6pandi hin mestu str\u00ed\u00f0s\u00f6skur, vopna\u00f0ur \u00feessum pappa, hertum \u00ed ginnheilugum vafurloga sj\u00e1lfs alm\u00e6ttisins. En \u00fe\u00e1 var kykvendi\u00f0 horfi\u00f0, gufa\u00f0 upp eins og fyrir einhvern svartagaldur. \u00c9g l\u00e6ddist ofurvarlega um og g\u00e6g\u00f0ist \u00ed hvern kr\u00f3k og kima, vi\u00f0b\u00fainn launs\u00e1tri \u00e1n fyrirvara. Ekkert sj\u00e1anlegt. M\u00e9r f\u00e9llust hendur og \u00e9g settist, \u00fe\u00f3 var um mig, \u00e1 eldh\u00faskoll. \u00de\u00e1 skyndilega ver\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feess var hvar skepnan h\u00fdrist \u00e1 glugganum, eins og h\u00f6ggormur undan gu\u00f0s augliti. \u00c9g l\u00e6ddist upp a\u00f0 honum, \u00fer\u00fdsti n\u00e6st \u00f6llum l\u00edkams\u00feunga m\u00ednum \u00e1 voldugan pappakassann utan af heil\u00f6gum tannbursta m\u00ednum, geitungur milli hans og r\u00fa\u00f0u. Verkinu loki\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Nema hva\u00f0, fjandans d\u00fdri\u00f0 haf\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 af og r\u00e9\u00f0ist a\u00f0 m\u00e9r. \u00de\u00e1 fyrst var\u00f0 m\u00e9r lj\u00f3st hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1tti \u00ed h\u00f6ggi vi\u00f0: Satan. M\u00edn fyrstu vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 voru a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 \u00feessa \u00f3kind ni\u00f0ur. \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3kst! Skepnan f\u00e9ll undan h\u00f6gginu ni\u00f0ur \u00ed gluggakistu, ofan \u00ed \u00feriggja sent\u00edmetra brei\u00f0a skotgr\u00f6f milli r\u00fa\u00f0u og ytri gluggakistu. En hva\u00f0 svo, enn virtist \u00f3gnvaldur minn hafa lifa\u00f0 af h\u00f6ggi\u00f0, sennilega a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa a\u00f0ra \u00e1r\u00e1s. Satan! \u00e6pti \u00e9g og l\u00e9t kassann dynja \u00e1 \u00f3freskjunni sem best \u00e9g gat; vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 var a\u00f0 vopn mitt var brei\u00f0ara en sk\u00fdli skepnunnar. Svo \u00feetta t\u00f3k sinn t\u00edma. Kannski um fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur sem h\u00fan t\u00f3k, s\u00ed\u00f0asta orrusta str\u00ed\u00f0sins um brau\u00f0i\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 var ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ur s\u00e1rsaukafullt fyrir mig en fyrir \u00f3argad\u00fdri\u00f0, a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 murka svona \u00far \u00fev\u00ed l\u00edft\u00f3runa h\u00e6gt og b\u00edtandi, yfir t\u00edmaskei\u00f0 sem jafngilti nokkrum \u00e1rum fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 me\u00f0all\u00edft\u00edma. Ef til vill n\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 nokkurs konar saml\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 \u00feeirri stundu, \u00e9g og geitungurinn. B\u00e1\u00f0ir vissum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 svona hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 fari\u00f0 fyrir m\u00e9r, og a\u00f0 geitungurinn hef\u00f0i ekki hika\u00f0 eitt andartak vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 veita m\u00e9r s\u00f6mu me\u00f0fer\u00f0, en vi\u00f0 skildum \u00fe\u00f3 hvorn annan, og aftakan f\u00f3r fram me\u00f0 hinum mestu virktum. Fluguna heyg\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 v\u00edkingasi\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>En \u00e9g haf\u00f0i sigur a\u00f0 lokum og allt \u00feetta umstang ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 verkum a\u00f0 \u00e9g var or\u00f0inn gla\u00f0vakandi og ferskur.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00farra!\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klukkan var tuttugu m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00ed \u00e1tta \u00ed morgun, um h\u00e1lft\u00edma eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0ustu f\u00e6rslu, a\u00f0 \u00e9g skakklappa\u00f0ist inn \u00ed eldh\u00fas \u00ed h\u00e1lfannarlegu \u00e1standi til a\u00f0 fylgja eftir \u00fev\u00ed einfalda markmi\u00f0i a\u00f0 smyrja m\u00e9r nesti, nokku\u00f0 sem heyrir til undantekninga a\u00f0 \u00e9g geri \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 komi s\u00f6gunni ekki beinl\u00ednis vi\u00f0. Svo illa var fyrir &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/09\/12\/barist-um-brau%c3%b0i%c3%b0\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Barist um brau\u00f0i\u00f0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13087,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions\/13087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}