{"id":836,"date":"2006-09-17T10:04:39","date_gmt":"2006-09-17T10:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/arngrimurv\/?p=836"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:35:57","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T13:35:57","slug":"taka-%c3%berju","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/09\/17\/taka-%c3%berju\/","title":{"rendered":"Taka \u00ferj\u00fa"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">\n<p>Hvernig get \u00e9g betur komi\u00f0 or\u00f0um a\u00f0 \u00feessum degi? Himinninn dimmbl\u00e1r og \u00feungsk\u00fdja\u00f0ur, samt liggja s\u00f3largeislar \u00e1 h\u00fasunum. N\u00e6rri b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kasta upp yfir tannburstann minn og fannst \u00e9g vo\u00f0a kvalinn og afskiptur \u00ed vondum heimi. Fl\u00fdgur m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 eina r\u00f6kr\u00e9tta svari\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tr\u00edtla \u00fat \u00ed bakar\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Laufin flj\u00f3tandi um r\u00fdmi\u00f0 og allt umhverfis mig sem \u00e9g gekk sem lei\u00f0 l\u00e1 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed Bj\u00f6rnsbakar\u00ed vi\u00f0 Hringbraut \u00ed s\u00f6mu m\u00fanderingu og kv\u00f6ldinu \u00e1\u00f0ur, sv\u00f6rtum jakkaf\u00f6tum og lj\u00f3sgr\u00e1rri skyrtu, a\u00f0 vi\u00f0b\u00e6ttum frakka. Vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 kasta upp yfir mig allan og hausti\u00f0 og b\u00e6inn og laufin. Maginn ger\u00f3n\u00fdtur.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd bakar\u00edinu hef \u00e9g liti\u00f0 \u00fat eins og einhvers konar blanda af barni og umrenningi, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 var fullt af f\u00f3lki \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0um, og einn f\u00f3lkurinn spyr mig hvort ekki s\u00e9 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a mig, og \u00e9g svara neitandi. -\u00cd gu\u00f0s b\u00e6num drengur, f\u00e1\u00f0u einhvern til a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a \u00feig, ha! \u00dea\u00f0 meika\u00f0i sens svo \u00e9g ger\u00f0i mitt besta til a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja um r\u00fanstykki. -Ettu <i>alveg<\/i> viss um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa megir kaupa \u00fe\u00e9r gott fyrir alla \u00feessa p\u00e9n\u00ednga? spyr skessan \u00ed bakar\u00edinu mig. -\u00dea\u00f0 segi \u00e9g \u00e6rlega, sem \u00e9g lifandi stend h\u00e9rna! kj\u00f6kra \u00e9g \u00fat \u00far m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00e6 bl\u00e1bl\u00e6\u00f0andi r\u00fanstykki og kaffi fyrir keisara, ef marka m\u00e1 ver\u00f0i\u00f0. Hef mig \u00e1 brott me\u00f0 \u00feetta og tre\u00f0 \u00ed mig \u00e1 ganginum, \u00feessu eitri sem vir\u00f0ist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 tort\u00edma dreggjum meltingarkerfisins. En \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 eitur n\u00fana ver\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 til g\u00f3\u00f0s seinna, s\u00e9r er hvert eitri\u00f0 til hollustu e\u00f0a hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur segir, n\u00e6ringin kyssir \u00e1 b\u00e1gti\u00f0. Maginn herptist vi\u00f0 hvern bita og \u00f6skra\u00f0i: Dj\u00f6fulinn ertu a\u00f0 gera ma\u00f0ur?! Ekki b\u00e6tti kolsvartur hro\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0urinn \u00ed pappam\u00e1linu \u00far sk\u00e1k, hlaupkenndur \u00f3\u00feverri varla nokkurri lifandi veru bj\u00f3\u00f0andi.<\/p>\n<p>Hausti\u00f0 flaug yfir me\u00f0 nokkurri fullvissu um sj\u00e1lft sig eins og t\u00e1ningur \u00e1 sportb\u00edl tro\u00f0fullum af kvenf\u00f3lki, inni \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ju fer h\u00f6fundur textans sp\u00e1sserandi yfir Landakotsh\u00e6\u00f0, m\u00e6tir \u00fear manni og hundi sem fyrrnefndi virtist einum of \u00f3\u00f0f\u00fas a\u00f0 siga. \u00dea\u00f0 er vald \u00ed svona skepnum. T\u00f3k lengri lei\u00f0ina heim ni\u00f0ur St\u00fdrimannast\u00edg, einhverja \u00fe\u00e1 alfallegustu g\u00f6tu Reykjav\u00edkur. M\u00e6tti \u00fear tveimur t\u00faristakvinnum hneykslu\u00f0um \u00e1 atgangi \u00feessara drykkjumanna, vafrandi svona um g\u00f6turnar \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfum sunnudagsmorgni! En \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00fa bara kaffi \u00ed m\u00e1linu m\u00ednu. B\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera \u00f3fullur \u00e1 r\u00f3linu s\u00ed\u00f0an um sex. Kannski voru \u00fea\u00f0 jakkaf\u00f6tin.<\/p>\n<p>Sunnudagsmorgnar eru l\u00edka \u00ed st\u00f3rkostlegu upp\u00e1haldi hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. Fyrr m\u00e6tti n\u00fa vera a\u00f0 eiga a\u00f0 banna m\u00e9r a\u00f0 nj\u00f3ta \u00feeirra svo enn s\u00e9 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 halda \u00ed hr\u00e6 hinnar \u00edslensku fer\u00f0a\u00fej\u00f3nustu. En eitt er v\u00edst \u00ed \u00f6llu saman a\u00f0 \u00e9g er h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 drekka. \u00cd \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta me\u00f0an l\u00edkaminn r\u00e6\u00f0ur ekki betur en svo vi\u00f0 \u00f6rf\u00e1a bj\u00f3ra a\u00f0 hann ey\u00f0ileggur fyrir m\u00e9r heilu kv\u00f6ldin og d\u00e6grin og sunnudagsmorgna a\u00f0 hausti.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hvernig get \u00e9g betur komi\u00f0 or\u00f0um a\u00f0 \u00feessum degi? Himinninn dimmbl\u00e1r og \u00feungsk\u00fdja\u00f0ur, samt liggja s\u00f3largeislar \u00e1 h\u00fasunum. N\u00e6rri b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kasta upp yfir tannburstann minn og fannst \u00e9g vo\u00f0a kvalinn og afskiptur \u00ed vondum heimi. Fl\u00fdgur m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 eina r\u00f6kr\u00e9tta svari\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tr\u00edtla \u00fat \u00ed bakar\u00ed. Laufin flj\u00f3tandi um r\u00fdmi\u00f0 og &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/09\/17\/taka-%c3%berju\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Taka \u00ferj\u00fa<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ur-daglega-lifinu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13097,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions\/13097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}