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H\u00e1tt uppi \u00ed h\u00e1um sk\u00f3la sat \u00e9g me\u00f0 h\u00e1an kaffibolla \u00ed t\u00edma \u00fear sem r\u00e6ddar voru h\u00e1leitar hugmyndir um setningarli\u00f0i og or\u00f0ar\u00f6\u00f0. \u00cd akadem\u00edsku hl\u00e9i br\u00e1 \u00e9g m\u00e9r \u00fatfyrir \u00ed stundarandakt me\u00f0 jafnvel h\u00e6rri kaffibolla en \u00e1\u00f0ur og kveikti m\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00edgarettu. Var\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 liti\u00f0 \u00e1 skilti fr\u00e1 \u00cdslenskum a\u00f0alverkt\u00f6kum, hverra gr\u00f6fur og brj\u00e1lsemdarmask\u00ednur tr\u00f6llr\u00ed\u00f0a n\u00fa \u00f6llu \u00e1 h\u00e1sk\u00f3lal\u00f3\u00f0inni vi\u00f0 byggingu hinna tveggja h\u00e1u \u00feekkingarhofa. \u00c1 skiltinu st\u00f3\u00f0: \u00d3vi\u00f0komandi a\u00f0gangur banna\u00f0ur. \u00c6tli str\u00ed\u00f0i\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00feegar tapa\u00f0?<\/p>\n

\u00c1 bi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0inni fyrir utan F\u00e9lagsstofnun st\u00fadenta m\u00e1 finna augl\u00fdsingu fr\u00e1 Glitnisbanka, hvar stendur: Fj\u00e1rm\u00f6gnun atvinnuh\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0a. \u00dea\u00f0 er svo margt a\u00f0 \u00feessu or\u00f0alagi. N\u00fa, \u00fea\u00f0 er svosum hef\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tala um fj\u00e1rm\u00f6gnun, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 kannski ekkert s\u00e9rlega hrifinn af \u00fev\u00ed. N\u00fa er til d\u00e6mis KB-banki me\u00f0 slagor\u00f0i\u00f0 \u201eSettu \u00fe\u00e9r markmi\u00f0 og byrja\u00f0u a\u00f0 spara!\u201c. Fyrst \u00feetta er h\u00e6gt, \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri kannski til fyrirmyndar ef Glitnir seg\u00f0i heldur: \u201eVi\u00f0 fj\u00e1rm\u00f6gnum atvinnuh\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0\u201c, ef bankinn \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 stunda\u00f0i fj\u00e1r\u00f6flun fyrir vi\u00f0skiptavini s\u00edna. En \u00fea\u00f0 gera bankar ekki, \u00feeir l\u00e1na peninga, en \u00feeir fj\u00e1rmagna ekki nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut. Kannski helst \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri Landsbankinn sem hefur fj\u00e1rmagna\u00f0 t.a.m. lj\u00f3\u00f0ab\u00f3ka\u00fatg\u00e1fu og fleira \u00ed \u00feeim d\u00far.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa, \u00feetta er eitt, en hitt er svo anna\u00f0, a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki einasta viss um hvort hugtaki\u00f0 atvinnuh\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i s\u00e9 n\u00f3gu t\u00e6kt. \u00dea\u00f0 finnst a.m.k. hvorki \u00ed Or\u00f0ab\u00f3k H\u00e1sk\u00f3lans n\u00e9 \u00cdslenskri or\u00f0ab\u00f3k og h\u00e9r g\u00e6ti allt eins veri\u00f0 \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 h\u00fas sem er h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 atvinnu (!) og h\u00fas undir atvinnustarfsemi. \u00deess vegna finnst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 Glitnir hef\u00f0i betur komi\u00f0 me\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka banalt og \u201eAlhli\u00f0a h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0isl\u00e1n\u201c. Ef \u00e1herslan \u00fearf nau\u00f0synlega a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i til atvinnustarfsemi m\u00e6tti segja: H\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0isl\u00e1n undir atvinnurekstur. E\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0. Bara eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en \u00feetta \u00f3\u00feolandi klisjukennda augl\u00fdsingam\u00e1lfar, sem skilgreina m\u00e6tti sem svo: Lei\u00f0indafrasar sem hitta eiga \u00ed mark en ENGUM<\/small> dytti \u00ed hug a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r \u00ed daglegu tali.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

H\u00e1tt uppi \u00ed h\u00e1um sk\u00f3la sat \u00e9g me\u00f0 h\u00e1an kaffibolla \u00ed t\u00edma \u00fear sem r\u00e6ddar voru h\u00e1leitar hugmyndir um setningarli\u00f0i og or\u00f0ar\u00f6\u00f0. \u00cd akadem\u00edsku hl\u00e9i br\u00e1 \u00e9g m\u00e9r \u00fatfyrir \u00ed stundarandakt me\u00f0 jafnvel h\u00e6rri kaffibolla en \u00e1\u00f0ur og kveikti m\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00edgarettu. Var\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 liti\u00f0 \u00e1 skilti fr\u00e1 \u00cdslenskum a\u00f0alverkt\u00f6kum, hverra gr\u00f6fur og brj\u00e1lsemdarmask\u00ednur … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: M\u00e1lfari\u00f0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islenska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13137,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions\/13137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}