{"id":1451,"date":"2010-04-25T18:46:53","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T18:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2010-04-25T18:46:53","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T18:46:53","slug":"impalumpur-og-fleiri-sogur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/2010\/04\/25\/impalumpur-og-fleiri-sogur\/","title":{"rendered":"Impal\u00fampur og fleiri s\u00f6gur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vikan lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 miklu leiti eins og vanalega og h\u00e9r koma nokkrar s\u00f6gur sem ur\u00f0u til \u00ed henni (og reyndar l\u00edka fyrr).\u00a0 Ekki komst \u00fe\u00f3 b\u00f3ndinn heim eins og til st\u00f3\u00f0 &#8211; vonandi ver\u00f0ur \u00f6skulokunum flugvalla loki\u00f0 eftir m\u00e1nu\u00f0 \u00feegar fj\u00f6lskyldan fer \u00f6ll til \u00cdslands.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e1 skapmikli er farinn a\u00f0 hafa mikinn \u00e1huga \u00e1 bl\u00f3mum, en hann getur ekki muna\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 t\u00fal\u00edpanar og kalla\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fdmist \u00fampal\u00fampa, impal\u00fampa e\u00f0a h\u00fampal\u00fampa sem okkur finnst \u00f3skaplega kr\u00fattlegt.\u00a0 Reyndar vir\u00f0ist or\u00f0i\u00f0 impal\u00fampur (ft., et. impal\u00fampi) hafa or\u00f0i\u00f0 ofan \u00e1 og h\u00e9r \u00ed gar\u00f0inum h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 &#8222;hrj\u00e1r feitar og st\u00f3rar impal\u00fampur!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Anna\u00f0 sem honum er t\u00ed\u00f0r\u00e6tt um er Kaufland (ekki v\u00f6rumarka\u00f0urinn h\u00e9r \u00ed borg me\u00f0 sama nafni), heldur landi\u00f0 hans sem er \u00ed Afr\u00edku (e\u00f0a R\u00fasslandi \u00feegar hann bendir \u00e1 kort).\u00a0 \u00dear \u00e1 hann st\u00f3rt h\u00fas sem getur h\u00fdst alla sem vilja koma \u00ed heims\u00f3kn, \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 h\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00e1 hann fimm risae\u00f0lur sem bor\u00f0a kj\u00f6t og synda \u00ed vatninu.\u00a0 Adam vinur hans og Alexander koma stundum me\u00f0 honum \u00feanga\u00f0 og \u00feeir fara \u00ed b\u00edlaleik.\u00a0 Til \u00feess a\u00f0 fara til Kauflands \u00fearf a\u00f0 nota b\u00edlinn hans sem getur flogi\u00f0 og er hann b\u00edl-\/flugstj\u00f3ri. Miklar s\u00f6gur eru sag\u00f0ar af Kauflandi, svo a\u00f0 segja daglega.\u00a0 \u00dear er gott a\u00f0 vera.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00fa sn\u00f6gga upplif\u00f0i versta dag \u00e6fi sinnar \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn var, \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum datt vinur hennar \u00e1 st\u00f3linn hennar og f\u00e9kk alveg hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegar bl\u00f3\u00f0nasir (hann kann eiginlega ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00ed sk\u00f3la s\u00e1, stendur uppi \u00e1 bor\u00f0um og hva\u00f0 eina &#8211; einungis ein stelpa \u00ed bekknum er verri en hann, s\u00fa er eiginlega bara barn en ekki sk\u00f3lastelpa!).\u00a0 Eftir \u00feessa hrollvekju voru h\u00fan og tv\u00e6r a\u00f0rar svo lengi \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00ed leikfimi a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r l\u00e6stust \u00fati!\u00a0 Til a\u00f0 toppa daginn datt h\u00fan \u00fea\u00f0 illa \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja br\u00f3\u00f0ur sinn a\u00f0 h\u00fan fleytti kerlingar \u00e1 gangst\u00e9ttinni og sk\u00f3f b\u00e6\u00f0i af fingri og bringu!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00fa sveimhuga upplif\u00f0i hins vegar mikla s\u00e6lu \u00ed vikunni &#8211; ja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feurfti a\u00f0 v\u00edsu heilmikla \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i me\u00f0 s\u00e6lunni, \u00fear sem h\u00fan f\u00f3r til augnl\u00e6knis (sem t\u00f3k tvo og h\u00e1lfan t\u00edma!) og f\u00e9kk sta\u00f0festingu \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00feyrfti gleraugu.\u00a0 \u00deau voru svo p\u00f6ntu\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 hafa m\u00e1ta\u00f0 nokkrar umgjar\u00f0ir og m\u00e1 s\u00e6kja \u00feau \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudaginn kemur.\u00a0 Flj\u00f3tlega fer h\u00fan l\u00edklegast a\u00f0 telja ni\u00f0ur \u00ed klukkut\u00edmum eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00feau.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd dag sunnudag var svo st\u00f3r dagur hj\u00e1 \u00feeim systrum &#8211; \u00fea\u00f0 var fimleikam\u00f3t fj\u00f6gurra f\u00e9laga \u00ed T\u00fcbingen og n\u00e6sta n\u00e1grenni.\u00a0 T\u00f3ku \u00fe\u00e6r b\u00e1\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00e1tt, \u00fea\u00f0 var sl\u00e1, jafnv\u00e6gissl\u00e1, g\u00f3lf\u00e6fingar og st\u00f6kk \u00e1 hesti\/kistu og komu b\u00e1\u00f0ar heim me\u00f0 ver\u00f0launapeninga, eins og allir a\u00f0rir keppendur.\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 var samt mj\u00f6g merkilegt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 pening fyrir fimleika og li\u00f0unum \u00feeirra gekk mj\u00f6g vel.\u00a0 S\u00fa sn\u00f6gga komst \u00e1 pall me\u00f0 s\u00ednu li\u00f0i og li\u00f0 \u00feeirrar sveimhuga lenti \u00ed fimmta s\u00e6ti.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e9r er vori\u00f0 komi\u00f0 og liggur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja sumari\u00f0 l\u00edka, n\u00fa um helgina var hitinn yfir tuttugu stigum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd n\u00e6stu viku ver\u00f0ur li\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1r s\u00ed\u00f0an fr\u00fain og b\u00f6rnin fluttu hinga\u00f0 \u00fat og er fj\u00f6lskyldan farin a\u00f0 upplifa a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur endir \u00e1 \u00feessari b\u00fasetu h\u00e9r.\u00a0 \u00cd vikunni r\u00e6ddi s\u00fa sveimhuga af miklum eldm\u00f3\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i gaman um n\u00e6stu p\u00e1ska a\u00f0 fara \u00ed messu h\u00e9r og standa \u00ed myrkri og l\u00e1ta kertalj\u00f3s ganga \u00e1 milli allra kirkjugesta.\u00a0 H\u00fan var\u00f0 h\u00e1lf svekkt \u00feegar henni var sagt a\u00f0 um n\u00e6stu p\u00e1ska yr\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00cdslandi!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00fa sn\u00f6gga s\u00e9r hins vegar \u00ed anda hversu n\u00e1mi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00cdslandi ver\u00f0ur l\u00e9tt og l\u00f6\u00f0urmannlegt me\u00f0 svo a\u00f0 segja engu heiman\u00e1mi og \u00edmyndar s\u00e9r hvernig h\u00fan muni spurja kennarann daglega hva\u00f0 eigi a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra heima.<\/p>\n<p>Hafi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6t\u00ed\u00f0 sem allra best k\u00e6ru vinir og \u00e6ttingjar n\u00e6r og fj\u00e6r.<\/p>\n<p><em>Vi\u00f0b\u00f3t \u00e1 m\u00e1nudegi &#8211; saga sem ekki m\u00e1 gleymast:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 \u00feri\u00f0judeginum skrapp fr\u00fain me\u00f0 kjallarakonunum \u00e1 p\u00e1skaeggjasafni\u00f0 \u00ed Erpfingen (Sonnenb\u00fchl) og var \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 sein a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja \u00feann skapmikla (12:05).\u00a0 Var h\u00fan farin a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hann fyrir s\u00e9r \u00fatgr\u00e1tinn me\u00f0 ekka, en \u00feegar h\u00fan kom fyrir h\u00fashorni\u00f0 \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3lanum sat hann s\u00e6ll og r\u00f3legur \u00e1 bekk vi\u00f0 \u00fatidyrnar og bei\u00f0.\u00a0 Var \u00fear r\u00e9tt n\u00fdkomin \u00f6nnur mamma af deildinni og sag\u00f0i h\u00fan m\u00e9r a\u00f0 drengurinn hef\u00f0i sagst vera a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir m\u00f6mmu sinni.\u00a0 Enginn kennari e\u00f0a umsj\u00f3narma\u00f0ur var \u00ed sj\u00f3nm\u00e1li!\u00a0 Svona er menningin h\u00e9r &#8211; barni\u00f0 l\u00e1ti\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eitt utan vi\u00f0 leiksk\u00f3lann ef mamman er sein.<\/p>\n<p>Seinna um daginn f\u00f3r hann svo \u00ed sitt fyrsta leiksk\u00f3lavinar afm\u00e6li og var \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3skaplega skemmtilegt.\u00a0 S\u00fa sn\u00f6gga kom me\u00f0 en s\u00fa sveimhuga var ein heima a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra \u00feanga\u00f0 til b\u00f3ndinn kom heim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vikan lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 miklu leiti eins og vanalega og h\u00e9r koma nokkrar s\u00f6gur sem ur\u00f0u til \u00ed henni (og reyndar l\u00edka fyrr).\u00a0 Ekki komst \u00fe\u00f3 b\u00f3ndinn heim eins og til st\u00f3\u00f0 &#8211; vonandi ver\u00f0ur \u00f6skulokunum flugvalla loki\u00f0 eftir m\u00e1nu\u00f0 \u00feegar fj\u00f6lskyldan fer \u00f6ll til \u00cdslands. S\u00e1 skapmikli er farinn a\u00f0 hafa mikinn \u00e1huga \u00e1 bl\u00f3mum, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}