\u00c9g hef ekki \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir a\u00f0 eiga m\u00f6rg sk\u00f3p\u00f6r. A\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leyti er \u00e9g v\u00e6ntanlega frekar afbrig\u00f0ilegur kvenma\u00f0ur (en \u00e9g er hins vegar me\u00f0 \u00feeim mun meiri n\u00e1ttfata\u00e1r\u00e1ttu og v\u00e6ri til \u00ed a\u00f0 eiga ein n\u00e1ttf\u00f6t fyrir hverja n\u00f3tt \u00e1rsins – a\u00f0 minnsta kosti). \u00de\u00f3 \u00e9g vilji ekki eiga m\u00f6rg sk\u00f3p\u00f6r vil \u00e9g eiga g\u00f3\u00f0 sk\u00f3p\u00f6r og \u00fea\u00f0 getur veri\u00f0 erfitt a\u00f0 finna \u00feau. \u00c1\u008d fyrsta lagi \u00feurfa sk\u00f3rnir a\u00f0 vera n\u00famer 37 svo \u00e9g passi n\u00fa \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1. \u00deeir \u00feurfa l\u00edka a\u00f0 vera mj\u00fakir og \u00fe\u00e6gilegir og ekki of brei\u00f0ir e\u00f0a v\u00ed\u00f0ir \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er me\u00f0 svo \u00feunnan f\u00f3t. Vo\u00f0alegt vandam\u00e1l a\u00f0 finna hina fullkomnu sk\u00f3. Svo er l\u00edka mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0ur kostur a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur renni ekki au\u00f0veldlega \u00e1 \u00feeim \u00ed h\u00e1lku. Pari\u00f0 sem er \u00ed a\u00f0alnotkun \u00feessa dagana kemst ansi n\u00e1l\u00e6gt fullkomnun. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt reyndar \u00feanga\u00f0 til \u00ed dag a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri alveg fullkomi\u00f0. En eitt sm\u00e1v\u00e6gilegt atri\u00f0i vir\u00f0ist ekki vera \u00ed lagi. Og ver\u00f0ur n\u00fa s\u00f6g\u00f0 sagan af \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Upp \u00far h\u00e1degi \u00ed dag \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 leggja af sta\u00f0 heim \u00ed seinni hluta „j\u00f3lafr\u00eds“ eftir \u00feriggja daga Reykjav\u00edkurdv\u00f6l. \u00c9g ra\u00f0a\u00f0i vandlega \u00e1 mig farangrinum; l\u00edtilli fer\u00f0at\u00f6sku, tveimur pokum og k\u00e1pu. R\u00f6gnvaldur e\u00f0alkaggi bei\u00f0 stilltur og pr\u00fa\u00f0ur fyrir utan Skerjagar\u00f0 og \u00e9g skokka\u00f0i me\u00f0 allt d\u00f3ti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e1ttina til hans. Um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g n\u00e1lga\u00f0ist skotti\u00f0 \u00e1kva\u00f0 l\u00edtill og lj\u00f3tur h\u00e1lkublettur a\u00f0 birtast fyrir aftan b\u00edlinn. Og Dagbj\u00f6rt flaug upp \u00ed lofti\u00f0. Sk\u00f3rnir f\u00e1 m\u00ednusstig fyrir a\u00f0 hafa ekki h\u00f6ndla\u00f0 \u00feessar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur. \u00dear sem \u00e9g var me\u00f0 miki\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00f6ndunum gat \u00e9g ekki bori\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r almennilega fyrir mig og lendingin var ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega mj\u00fak. \u00c9g lenti asnalega \u00e1 vinstri handleggnum og verkurinn \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 rj\u00faka beint upp \u00ed \u00f6xl og hnakka – sem eru au\u00f0vita\u00f0 m\u00ednir a\u00f0al og upp\u00e1halds verkjasta\u00f0ir. Einhvern veginn b\u00f6ggla\u00f0ist vinstri h\u00f6ndin sj\u00e1lf l\u00edka og \u00fea\u00f0 er s\u00e1rt a\u00f0 nota hana. H\u00e6gri h\u00f6ndinni er ekkert illt en h\u00fan er hins vegar svol\u00edti\u00f0 bl\u00f3\u00f0ug. Ekki hafa frekari mei\u00f0sli veri\u00f0 uppg\u00f6tvu\u00f0 en \u00e9g bor\u00f0a bara \u00edb\u00fafen og ligg \u00e1 hitapoka m\u00e9r til skemmtunar. Eftir \u00feetta fallega flug reyndi \u00e9g n\u00fa a\u00f0 halda k\u00falinu, st\u00f3\u00f0 upp og t\u00edndi saman d\u00f3ti\u00f0 mitt. Um lei\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 heppilegt ef systir hennar Gurr\u00edar hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 labba framhj\u00e1, henni finnst v\u00edst svo gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 f\u00f3lk detta ef \u00e9g man r\u00e9tt \ud83d\ude09 En \u00e9g held \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur a\u00f0 enginn hafi or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feeirrar g\u00e6fu a\u00f0nj\u00f3tandi a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 \u00feetta. Gengur bara betur n\u00e6st…\u00c2\u00a0 Og j\u00e1, einkunnin er ekki enn\u00fe\u00e1 komin. \u00c9g er um \u00fea\u00f0 bil a\u00f0 fara \u00ed vont skap eftir \u00feetta \u00f3r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ti heimsins \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g hef ekki \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir a\u00f0 eiga m\u00f6rg sk\u00f3p\u00f6r. A\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leyti er \u00e9g v\u00e6ntanlega frekar afbrig\u00f0ilegur kvenma\u00f0ur (en \u00e9g er hins vegar me\u00f0 \u00feeim mun meiri n\u00e1ttfata\u00e1r\u00e1ttu og v\u00e6ri til \u00ed a\u00f0 eiga ein n\u00e1ttf\u00f6t fyrir hverja n\u00f3tt \u00e1rsins – a\u00f0 minnsta kosti). \u00de\u00f3 \u00e9g vilji ekki eiga m\u00f6rg sk\u00f3p\u00f6r vil \u00e9g eiga g\u00f3\u00f0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/dagbjort\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}