{"id":123,"date":"2004-08-03T09:45:07","date_gmt":"2004-08-03T09:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/daniel\/?p=123"},"modified":"2004-08-03T09:45:07","modified_gmt":"2004-08-03T09:45:07","slug":"109152786738454151","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/2004\/08\/03\/109152786738454151\/","title":{"rendered":"109152786738454151"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hommamyndin \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f3nvarpinu \u00e1 sunnudaginn f\u00f3r verulega \u00ed\u00ad taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00ed\u008d fyrsta lagi hl\u00fdt \u00e9g a\u00f0 hafa misskili\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 vera hommi e\u00f0a \u00feeir sem framleiddu myndina. Homminn \u00ed\u00ad myndinni var\u00f0 sem sagt \u00e1stfanginn af konu br\u00f3\u00f0ur k\u00e6rasta s\u00ed\u00adns. Samkv\u00e6mt m\u00ed\u00adnum skilningi myndi \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 ekki hommi. Svo f\u00f3r hann reyndar aftur til k\u00e6rastans s\u00ed\u00adns. Afhomma\u00f0ist hann \u00fe\u00e1 og homma\u00f0ist svo aftur e\u00f0a hva\u00f0? \u00c9g veit ekki betur en a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem ver\u00f0ur \u00e1stfangi\u00f0 af \u00f6\u00f0rum einstaklingum gersamlega burts\u00e9\u00f0 fr\u00e1 kyni s\u00e9 kalla\u00f0 tv\u00ed\u00adkynhneigt og \u00e9g held a\u00f0 samkynhneig\u00f0um s\u00e9 s\u00e9rstaklega umhuga\u00f0 um a\u00f0 \u00feessu tvennu s\u00e9 ekki blanda\u00f0 saman.<br \/>\nBurt s\u00e9\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00fe\u00e1 ey\u00f0ilag\u00f0i endirinn \u00e1 myndinni hana gersamlega \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad h\u00fan haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6t fram a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad. Fyrir utan a\u00f0 \u00e9g skildi ekki af hverju konan \u00ed\u00ad myndinni sam\u00feykkti a\u00f0 giftast &#8222;hommanum&#8220; \u00fe\u00e1 var mj\u00f6g undarlegt \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 rann upp fyrir honum lj\u00f3s \u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0ri ath\u00f6fn a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri n\u00fa hommi eftir allt saman og h\u00e9lt \u00fat \u00e1 flugv\u00f6ll a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad k\u00e6rastann. \u00dear t\u00f3kst honum a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta flugv\u00e9l \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til Par\u00ed\u00adsar sn\u00faa vi\u00f0! (Jeah right!) Og f\u00f3r svo bara inn \u00ed\u00ad flugv\u00e9lina og sag\u00f0i &#8222;Komdu&#8220; vi\u00f0 gamla k\u00e6rastann sem st\u00f3\u00f0 upp og fylgdi s\u00ed\u00adnum manni \u00fat \u00fe\u00f3 &#8222;homminn&#8220; v\u00e6r\u00ed\u00ad b\u00fainn a\u00f0 koma fram vi\u00f0 k\u00e6rastann eins og g\u00f3lftusku alla myndina. Halda fram hj\u00e1 honum villt og gali\u00f0, lj\u00faga a\u00f0 honum og vera eins mikill sk\u00ed\u00adth\u00e6ll og hugsast getur.<br \/>\n\u00dea\u00f0 var svo br\u00f3\u00f0ir k\u00e6rastans sem var flugma\u00f0urinn \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessari flugv\u00e9l. Br\u00f3\u00f0irinn f\u00f3r svo ni\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6 og n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad konuna s\u00ed\u00adna sem var \u00ed\u00ad br\u00fa\u00f0arkj\u00f3lnum a\u00f0 h\u00fakka far. Hvernig gat ma\u00f0urinn veri\u00f0 \u00e1 tveimur st\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed\u00ad einu? O.K. segjum sem svo a\u00f0 hann hafi roki\u00f0 \u00fat \u00far flugv\u00e9linni, upp \u00ed\u00ad b\u00ed\u00adl og bruna\u00f0 fr\u00e1 Kastrup \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6inn. \u00dea\u00f0 tekur hann samt minnst h\u00e1lft\u00ed\u00adma. \u00de\u00e1 gerum vi\u00f0 ekki r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir t\u00ed\u00admanum sem \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3k &#8222;hommann&#8220; a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a \u00e1 hestbaki \u00fat \u00e1 flugv\u00f6ll og f\u00e1 v\u00e9linni sn\u00fai\u00f0 vi\u00f0, t\u00ed\u00admann sem \u00fea\u00f0 tekur a\u00f0 sn\u00faa v\u00e9linni vi\u00f0 og lenda, (burts\u00e9\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a eftir lendingarheimild, fylla \u00fat sk\u00fdrslur og fara \u00ed\u00ad fangelsi fyrir st\u00f3rkostlega vanr\u00e6kslu \u00ed\u00ad starfi og s\u00f3un g\u00ed\u00adfurlegra fj\u00e1rmuna). Hvernig sem \u00e9g hugsa \u00feetta \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e6 \u00e9g ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 geti hafa li\u00f0i\u00f0 minna en tveir t\u00ed\u00admar fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad &#8222;homminn&#8220; yfirgaf br\u00fa\u00f0kaupi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 aftur \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f3lftuskuna \u00feanga\u00f0 til br\u00f3\u00f0irinn kom til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad konuna. <em>Og h\u00fan var enn\u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 v\u00e6flast ni\u00f0ri \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6 \u00ed\u00ad br\u00fa\u00f0arkj\u00f3lnum a\u00f0 h\u00fakka far! Come on!<\/em><br \/>\nSkelfilegt \u00feegar endirinn ey\u00f0ileggur svona \u00e1g\u00e6ta mynd. \u00dea\u00f0 versta er a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0 svo <strong>PIRRA\u00ed\u0090UR<\/strong> yfir svona l\u00f6gu\u00f0u. Held \u00e9g hafi ekki pirrast jafn miki\u00f0 \u00e1 b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3mynd s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an \u00e9g s\u00e1 <em>Kate &amp; Leopold<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hommamyndin \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f3nvarpinu \u00e1 sunnudaginn f\u00f3r verulega \u00ed\u00ad taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00ed\u008d fyrsta lagi hl\u00fdt \u00e9g a\u00f0 hafa misskili\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 vera hommi e\u00f0a \u00feeir sem framleiddu myndina. Homminn \u00ed\u00ad myndinni var\u00f0 sem sagt \u00e1stfanginn af konu br\u00f3\u00f0ur k\u00e6rasta s\u00ed\u00adns. Samkv\u00e6mt m\u00ed\u00adnum skilningi myndi \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 ekki hommi. 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