J\u00e6ja, \u00de\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni! Veit ekki hvort \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur um \u00e1ram\u00f3tin e\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad vor en \u00e9g held \u00e9g geti ekki be\u00f0i\u00f0 lengur en \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki bj\u00f3\u00f0andi hugsandi f\u00f3lki a\u00f0 vera grunnsk\u00f3lakennarar.<\/p>\n
Aftur eru j\u00f3lin a\u00f0 byrja alltof snemma. \u00dea\u00f0 kvarta allir og kveina yfir \u00deessu en samt breytist \u00feetta aldrei. F\u00e6rist bara framar ef eitthva\u00f0 er. Eiginlega or\u00f0inn hluti af j\u00f3lastemmingunni a\u00f0 kvarta svol\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 yfir \u00feessu j\u00f3lastressi \u00ed\u00ad n\u00f3vember.<\/p>\n
Rifja\u00f0ist upp fyrir m\u00e9r um daginn \u00feegar Halld\u00f3r \u00ed\u0081sgr\u00ed\u00admsson t\u00f3k Hringadr\u00f3ttinss\u00f6gu l\u00ed\u00adkinguna s\u00ed\u00adna fyrir kosningar og kl\u00fa\u00f0ra\u00f0i fr\u00e6\u00f0unum svo gj\u00f6rsamlega a\u00f0 lj\u00f3st var a\u00f0 hann haf\u00f0i aldrei lesi\u00f0 \u00feessa b\u00f3k. Greip bara titilinn Turnarnir tveir<\/em> og sneri \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad upp \u00e1 Samfylkingu og Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokk. Sj\u00e1lfur t\u00f3k hann s\u00e9r hlutverk Fr\u00f3\u00f0a. Hann \u00e1leit augs\u00fdnilega a\u00f0 turnarnir v\u00e6ru \u00ed\u008dsarnger\u00f0i og Mordor, hvort tveggja t\u00e1kngerfing hins illa. Turnarnir voru hins vegar annars vegar Minas Tirith, h\u00f6fu\u00f0borg Gondor og \u00fatv\u00f6r\u00f0ur frj\u00e1lsra manna gegn ofurveldi Mordors og hins vegar Minas Morgul, h\u00f6fu\u00f0v\u00ed\u00adgi hringvomanna sem gengu erinda Saurons hins illa. \u00dea\u00f0 er spurning um \u00fea\u00f0 hver gangi \u00feeirra erinda \u00ed\u00ad \u00cdslenskri p\u00f3l\u00ed\u00adt\u00ed\u00adk. Helst dettur manni \u00ed\u00ad hug r\u00ed\u00adkisstj\u00f3rnin og hundsh\u00e1ttur \u00feeirra gagnvart str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0srekstri Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjanna. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnarandsta\u00f0an er Minas Tirith en m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 heldur miki\u00f0 lagt \u00e1 mj\u00f3ar her\u00f0ar. S\u00e9 a\u00f0 minnsta kosti engan \u00fear sem er nokkur Gandalfur. Kannski er Stebbi P\u00e1ls Fr\u00f3\u00f0i? Hann hefur a.m.k. krullurnar!<\/p>\n \u00deetta f\u00f3r \u00e9g sem sagt a\u00f0 rifja upp me\u00f0an \u00e9g var a\u00f0 lesa n\u00fdju Harry Potter b\u00f3kina fyrir str\u00e1kana. \u00dea\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Voldemort sem minnti mig svo sterkt \u00e1 Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkinn og Lucius Malfoy bara hl\u00fdtur \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 vera Hannes H\u00f3lmsteinn Gissurarson. Galdram\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0uneyti\u00f0 er l\u00ed\u00adka d\u00e6miger\u00f0ur Frams\u00f3knarflokkur og Cornelius Fudge er mun l\u00ed\u00adkari Halld\u00f3ri \u00ed\u0081sgr\u00ed\u00admssyni en Fr\u00f3\u00f0i nokkurn t\u00ed\u00admann. \u00dearna reyndar enda\u00f0i \u00feessi saml\u00ed\u00adking \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad eins og \u00e1\u00f0ur var erfitt a\u00f0 finna stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0una \u00fearna. Er Hogwart Samfylkingin og F\u00f6nixreglan Vinstri-Gr\u00e6nir? E\u00f0a er F\u00f6nixreglan Samfylkingin og Harry, Ron og Hermoine Vinstri-Gr\u00e6nir? Steingr\u00ed\u00admur, \u00d6gmundur og Katr\u00ed\u00adn! E\u00f0a eru \u00feau kannski Frj\u00e1lslyndir? Er Hermoine Granger Ingibj\u00f6rg Sverris? A.m.k. er L\u00fana Lovegood \u00f6rugglega Kolbr\u00fan Halld\u00f3rs.<\/p>\n Veit einhver um vinnu fyrir h\u00e1sk\u00f3lamennta\u00f0an, har\u00f0duglegan og hugmyndar\u00ed\u00adkan mann \u00e1 Akureyri?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" J\u00e6ja, \u00de\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni! Veit ekki hvort \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur um \u00e1ram\u00f3tin e\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad vor en \u00e9g held \u00e9g geti ekki be\u00f0i\u00f0 lengur en \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki bj\u00f3\u00f0andi hugsandi f\u00f3lki a\u00f0 vera grunnsk\u00f3lakennarar. Aftur eru j\u00f3lin a\u00f0 byrja alltof snemma. \u00dea\u00f0 kvarta allir og kveina yfir \u00deessu en […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}