\u00de\u00e1 er ma\u00f0ur bara kominn \u00ed\u00ad helgarfr\u00ed\u00ad. J\u00ed\u00adbb\u00ed\u00ad-jei! \u00dea\u00f0 stendur til a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 skemmtilegt um helgina me\u00f0 honum Ragnari Rosengren. \u00dea\u00f0 er bangsi sem vi\u00f0 erum me\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad heims\u00f3kn fr\u00e1 Noregi. \u00deegar \u00e9g segi bangsi \u00e1 \u00e9g ekki vi\u00f0 st\u00f3ran og g\u00f3\u00f0legan mann. Nei, hann er alv\u00f6ru bangsi! \u00dea\u00f0 er einhver kennari \u00ed\u00ad Noregi sem f\u00e6r f\u00f3lk til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hann \u00ed\u00ad heims\u00f3kn og taka af honum myndir \u00e1 \u00fdmsum st\u00f6\u00f0um, skrifa br\u00e9f og svona \u00fdmislegt. \u00feetta er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega st\u00f3rsni\u00f0ugt og n\u00fana er hann semsagt hj\u00e1 okkur.<\/p>\n
Annars \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r \u00e9g og skr\u00e1\u00f0i mig hj\u00e1 atvinnumi\u00f0lun \u00ed\u00ad dag. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 \u00e9g vissi ekkert hvernig \u00feetta fer fram \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00feanga\u00f0. \u00ed\u0081tti samt ekki von \u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 vinnu \u00e1 sta\u00f0num e\u00f0a neitt svolei\u00f0is. Mj\u00f6g vingjarnleg kona sem t\u00f3k \u00e1 m\u00f3ti m\u00e9r og \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i \u00feetta allt saman. Atvinnumi\u00f0lanir leita sem sagt a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki fyrir fyrirt\u00e6ki en ekki \u00f6fugt. Ba\u00f0 mig um a\u00f0 skr\u00e1 mig hj\u00e1 \u00feeim \u00e1 netinu og koma svo \u00ed\u00ad kynningarvi\u00f0tal \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudaginn. Benti m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00adka \u00e1 b\u00f3k a\u00f0 lesa sem heitir fr\u00e1 ums\u00f3kn til atvinnu<\/em>. F\u00f3r og t\u00f3k hana \u00e1 b\u00f3kasafninu og las spjaldana \u00e1 milli n\u00fana \u00e1\u00f0an. \u00deetta eru allt svona self\u00f6lgeligheder eins og a\u00f0 vera kurteis, \u00e1kve\u00f0inn og snyrtilegur. Ekkert sem ma\u00f0ur vissi ekki fyrir en \u00e1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 rifja \u00fea\u00f0 upp. \u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00ed\u00adklega bein l\u00fdsing \u00e1 atvinnuleit minni h\u00e9rna \u00e1 netinu. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adklega a\u00f0 fara og tala vi\u00f0 sk\u00f3lastj\u00f3rann minn \u00e1 m\u00e1nudaginn og segja honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 leita m\u00e9r a\u00f0 n\u00fdrri vinnu. Nema hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 lesa \u00feetta? \u00c9g er a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 fara og s\u00e6kja um vinnu \u00e1 Amtsb\u00f3kasafninu og Minjasafninu. Samt \u00e6tla \u00e9g ekki endilega a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 vinna \u00e1 einhverju safni en einhvers sta\u00f0ar ver\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 byrja.<\/p>\n M\u00e1lefni dagsins \u00ed\u00ad dag er: K\u00fagun karlmanna<\/em>. Ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnist \u00e9g vera neitt k\u00faga\u00f0ur. \u00dea\u00f0 er alltaf smart a\u00f0 byrja svona huglei\u00f0ingar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fevertaka fyrir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem ma\u00f0ur er a\u00f0 tala um eigi vi\u00f0 mann sj\u00e1lfan. Hins vegar vinn \u00e9g \u00e1 vinnusta\u00f0 \u00fear sem eru afar f\u00e1ir karlmenn. \u00dear er \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad r\u00ed\u00adkjandi kvennamenning og \u00fea\u00f0 er vissulega stundum \u00e1g\u00e6tt en stundum l\u00ed\u00adka hvimleitt. S\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar umr\u00e6\u00f0urnar fara a\u00f0 sn\u00faast um karlmenn og karlmennsku, herramenn og d\u00f3na. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 fem\u00ed\u00adnisti, a.m.k. alveg eins og hver annar karlma\u00f0ur, \u00fe.e.a.s. m\u00e9r myndi aldrei detta \u00ed\u00ad hug a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma manneskju, heg\u00f0un hennar og m\u00e1lflutning eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hvort vi\u00f0komandi er kona e\u00f0a karl. En \u00e9g er l\u00ed\u00adka homonisti. \u00deetta hlj\u00f3mar illa en hver er andst\u00e6\u00f0an vi\u00f0 femina ef ekki homo? Kannski masculin? \u00c9g er masculinisti. \u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 einhver vaxtarr\u00e6ktarn\u00f6rd. Geta n\u00f6rd veri\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad vaxtar\u00e6kt? J\u00e6ja, \u00e9g myndi a.m.k. aldrei d\u00e6ma manneskju eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hvort vi\u00f0komandi er karl e\u00f0a kona en \u00fea\u00f0 gera konur hins vegar almennt. (Kemur einhver auga \u00e1 skemmtilega \u00fevers\u00f6gn \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu setningu)? Alla vegana. \u00c1 m\u00ed\u00adnum vinnusta\u00f0 er mj\u00f6g erfitt a\u00f0 vera karlma\u00f0ur \u00feegar konurnar fara a\u00f0 tala um karla. Eins og \u00e9g get \u00ed\u00admynda\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 erfitt geti veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera kona \u00e1 karlavinnusta\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00feeir fara a\u00f0 tala um konur. Ma\u00f0ur reynir a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 \u00feessu upp \u00ed\u00ad gr\u00ed\u00adn, taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad dj\u00f3kinu, hl\u00e6ja og vera s\u00e6tur.<\/p>\n Meira er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00ed\u00ad dag. \u00c9g \u00feakka \u00feeim sem hl\u00fdddu. (Hl\u00fdddu hverjum)? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00de\u00e1 er ma\u00f0ur bara kominn \u00ed\u00ad helgarfr\u00ed\u00ad. J\u00ed\u00adbb\u00ed\u00ad-jei! \u00dea\u00f0 stendur til a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 skemmtilegt um helgina me\u00f0 honum Ragnari Rosengren. \u00dea\u00f0 er bangsi sem vi\u00f0 erum me\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad heims\u00f3kn fr\u00e1 Noregi. \u00deegar \u00e9g segi bangsi \u00e1 \u00e9g ekki vi\u00f0 st\u00f3ran og g\u00f3\u00f0legan mann. Nei, hann er alv\u00f6ru bangsi! \u00dea\u00f0 er einhver kennari \u00ed\u00ad Noregi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}