\u00de\u00e1 er Geir kallinn Haarde b\u00fainn a\u00f0 skipa J\u00f3n Steinar Gunnlaugsson h\u00e6star\u00e9ttard\u00f3mara. SURPRISE, SURPRISE!<\/p>\n
\u00c9g haf\u00f0i mig loks \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fatb\u00faa \u00e1rsreikningana (e\u00f0a rekstrarreikninginn eins og \u00feetta \u00e1 v\u00ed\u00adst a\u00f0 heita) um mi\u00f0n\u00e6turbili\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r og var a\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 til klukkan var a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a sex. \u00de\u00e1 gekk d\u00e6mi\u00f0 a\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00adsu ekki enn alveg upp en \u00fea\u00f0 var vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 mig vanta\u00f0i reikningsyfirlit fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad n\u00f3vember \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0asta \u00e1ri. Hins vegar fannst m\u00e9r ekki taka \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 sofa svo \u00e9g skellti m\u00e9r bara \u00ed\u00ad sturtu og h\u00e9kk svo \u00e1 netinu \u00feanga\u00f0 til Gulla f\u00f3r \u00e1 f\u00e6tur. Skutla\u00f0i henni svo \u00ed\u00ad vinnuna, vakti str\u00e1kana, n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad yfirliti\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad bankann og kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i reikninginn. M\u00e9r til mikillar fur\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 gekk \u00feetta alveg upp a\u00f0 lokum og gj\u00f6ldin a\u00f0 vi\u00f0b\u00e6ttri innist\u00f6\u00f0uni \u00ed\u00ad upphafi t\u00ed\u00admabils var sama upph\u00e6\u00f0 upp \u00e1 kr\u00f3nu og tekjurnar pl\u00fas innista\u00f0an n\u00fana! \u00dea\u00f0 hefur m\u00e9r alltaf fundist vera eins og einhver galdur \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r svona rekstrarreikninga \u00ed\u00ad hendurnar. Svo komu endursko\u00f0endurnir kl. 13 og f\u00f3ru yfir \u00feetta hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og s\u00f6g\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri bara allt \u00ed\u00ad f\u00ed\u00adna og tip top og allt og \u00e9g gat varla hami\u00f0 mig af sj\u00e1lfs\u00e1n\u00e6gju. Litlu ver\u00f0ur V\u00f6ggur feginn<\/em>. Svo f\u00f3r \u00e9g heim og spila\u00f0i Trivial Pursuit vi\u00f0 str\u00e1kana m\u00ed\u00adna og n\u00fana er \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 elda kv\u00f6ldmat (\u00e9g veit a\u00f0 klukkan er bara fimm) og svo \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 sofa! <\/p>\n G\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00de\u00e1 er Geir kallinn Haarde b\u00fainn a\u00f0 skipa J\u00f3n Steinar Gunnlaugsson h\u00e6star\u00e9ttard\u00f3mara. SURPRISE, SURPRISE! \u00c9g haf\u00f0i mig loks \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fatb\u00faa \u00e1rsreikningana (e\u00f0a rekstrarreikninginn eins og \u00feetta \u00e1 v\u00ed\u00adst a\u00f0 heita) um mi\u00f0n\u00e6turbili\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r og var a\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 til klukkan var a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a sex. \u00de\u00e1 gekk d\u00e6mi\u00f0 a\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00adsu ekki enn alveg upp en […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}