Normalk\u00farfan er ansi hreint \u00e1hugavertfyrirb\u00e6ri. H\u00fan passar nefnilega alveg \u00f3tr\u00falega oft vi\u00f0 undarlegustu hluti. \u00deannig er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feekkt fyrirb\u00e6ri innan menntageirans a\u00f0 n\u00e1ms\u00e1rangur (\u00fe.m.t. einkunnir en ekki bara \u00fe\u00e6r) ra\u00f0ast samkv\u00e6mt normalk\u00farfunni. \u00de.e. f\u00e1ir standa sig afbur\u00f0a illa, fleiri eru slakir, flestir eru me\u00f0almenn en nokkrir skara fram \u00far og einstaka er snillingur. Flest r\u00f6\u00f0umst vi\u00f0 hins vegar innan eins sta\u00f0alfr\u00e1viks fr\u00e1 me\u00f0altalinu. \u00deannig gefur \u00fea\u00f0 raunsannari mynd af \u00e1rangri nemenda a\u00f0 ra\u00f0a \u00feeim \u00e1 normalk\u00farfuna og s\u00fdna \u00feeim hvar \u00feeir standa \u00e1 henni en a\u00f0 gefa \u00feeim einkunn \u00far einstaka pr\u00f3fum \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00feau geta veri\u00f0 svo mismunandi.<\/p>\n
Greindarv\u00ed\u00adsitala fellur einnig \u00e1 normalk\u00farfuna, vinnusemi o.m.fl. M\u00e9r skilst meira a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 sk\u00f3st\u00e6r\u00f0 (fullor\u00f0inna) ra\u00f0ist \u00e1 normalk\u00farfu. En merkilegasta p\u00e6lingin a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad er m\u00e9r finnst n\u00fana er a\u00f0 mannfj\u00f6lda\u00fer\u00f3un vir\u00f0ist l\u00ed\u00adka falla a\u00f0 normalk\u00farfunni. \u00de.e. \u00ed\u00ad upphafi var mannkyni\u00f0 mj\u00f6g f\u00e1mennt (\u00c9g hef heyrt t\u00f6lur ni\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad 24 einstaklinga sem forfe\u00f0ur alls mannkyns) en svo fj\u00f6lga\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad mj\u00f6g h\u00e6gt \u00ed\u00ad gegnum \u00e1r\u00fe\u00fasundin. Fyrir nokkrum \u00f6ldum f\u00f3r \u00feessi fj\u00f6lgun a\u00f0 aukast og \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu \u00f6ld sprakk h\u00fan upp \u00far \u00f6llu valdi. Vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feetta er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 ef kenningin stenst \u00fe\u00e1 n\u00e1lgumst vi\u00f0 \u00f3\u00f0fluga me\u00f0altali\u00f0 (\u00deann t\u00ed\u00admapunkt sem mannkyni\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur fj\u00f6lmennast) og svo \u00e1 okkur eftir a\u00f0 f\u00e6kka jafnhratt og okkur fj\u00f6lga\u00f0i. Vi\u00f0 erum me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum or\u00f0um komin innan eins sta\u00f0alfr\u00e1viks fr\u00e1 einhverri katastr\u00f3fu!<\/p>\n
Enda segir l\u00ed\u00adkindareikningurinn okkur \u00feetta sama. Fyrst \u00fe\u00fa ert \u00e1 l\u00ed\u00adfi \u00ed\u00ad dag, \u00fe\u00e1 er lang l\u00ed\u00adklegast a\u00f0 flestir einstaklingar sem munu nokkurnt\u00ed\u00adman ver\u00f0a \u00e1 l\u00ed\u00adfi s\u00e9u \u00e1 l\u00ed\u00adfi einmitt \u00ed\u00ad dag e\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e1l\u00e6gum t\u00ed\u00adma \u00ed\u00ad fort\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 e\u00f0a framt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri bara svo fjandi \u00f3l\u00ed\u00adklegt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt einn af \u00feeim \u00f6rf\u00e1u einstaklingum sem eru uppi \u00ed\u00ad upphafi mannkynss\u00f6gunnar (Ef vi\u00f0 gerum r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 h\u00fan eigi eftir a\u00f0 standa \u00ed\u00ad m\u00f6rg\u00fe\u00fasund \u00e1r \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0b\u00f3t).<\/p>\n
Annars er l\u00ed\u00adkindareikningur \u00e1kaflega skemmtilegur. \u00ed\u008dmynda\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r kassa. Hann m\u00e1 vera eins st\u00f3r og \u00fe\u00fa vilt. \u00c1 honum er takki og \u00feegar \u00fdtt er \u00e1 hann kemur k\u00fala \u00fat \u00far kassanum (\u00feetta er n.k. \u00f3gagns\u00e6 lott\u00f3v\u00e9l) en \u00fe\u00fa veist ekkert hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru margar k\u00falur \u00ed\u00ad kassanum. \u00de\u00e6r eru hins vegar allar n\u00famera\u00f0ar fr\u00e1 1 og upp \u00far.
\n\u00ed\u009dttu \u00e1 takkann. \u00fat kemur k\u00fala og h\u00fan er n\u00famer 12. Hva\u00f0 eru k\u00falurnar margar? \u00dea\u00f0 er engin lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja. Eru \u00fe\u00e6r 12? Eru \u00fe\u00e6r 24? E\u00f0a eru \u00fe\u00e6r 100? Hver veit? \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem vi\u00f0 getum sagt me\u00f0 vissu er a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r eru a.m.k. 12.
\n\u00ed\u009dttu aftur \u00e1 takkan. N\u00e6sta k\u00fala sem kemur \u00fat er n\u00famer 24.897. \u00deessu bj\u00f3stu ekki vi\u00f0!<\/p>\n
Burt s\u00e9\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00feessum skemmtilegu p\u00e6lingum er lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 mannkyni\u00f0 \u00e1 ekki eftir a\u00f0 vara a\u00f0 eil\u00ed\u00adfu. Til \u00feess \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 koma nein katastr\u00f3fa e\u00f0a normalk\u00farfa, l\u00ed\u00adkindareikningar e\u00f0a anna\u00f0 sl\u00ed\u00adkt. Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 sem segir okkur \u00e1n alls efa a\u00f0 mannkyni\u00f0 ver\u00f0i ekki eil\u00ed\u00adft er \u00der\u00f3unarkenningin. \u00der\u00f3un er nefnilega ekki eitthva\u00f0 fyrirb\u00e6ri sem er loki\u00f0. Tegundirnar \u00fer\u00f3u\u00f0ust ekki bara \u00ed\u00ad forn\u00f6ld og n\u00fana eru \u00fe\u00e6r or\u00f0nar st\u00f6\u00f0ugar. \u00der\u00f3unin gerist hins vegar svo h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 t\u00f6kum ekki eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad. Samt eru \u00e1kve\u00f0nir \u00fe\u00e6ttir \u00ed\u00ad fari mannkyns \u00ed\u00ad dag sem eru fr\u00e1brug\u00f0nir forfe\u00f0rum okkar fyrir nokkrum \u00fe\u00fasundum \u00e1ra. H\u00e1rv\u00f6xtur er minni og vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf erum st\u00e6rri. Vi\u00f0 erum a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00f3ast sm\u00e1m saman \u00ed\u00ad n\u00fdja tegund.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 \u00feessari stundu er ekkert \u00fatlit fyrir a\u00f0 verkfallinu fari a\u00f0 lj\u00faka og \u00e9g er farinn a\u00f0 delera alvarlega. Kannski \u00e9g taki mig til og skrifi sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gu. Ef m\u00e9r tekst a\u00f0 koma henni \u00fat er jafnvel m\u00f6guleiki \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi tekjur af \u00feessum verkfallst\u00ed\u00adma. Upp\u00e1stungur um s\u00f6guefni eru vel \u00feegnar. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Normalk\u00farfan er ansi hreint \u00e1hugavertfyrirb\u00e6ri. H\u00fan passar nefnilega alveg \u00f3tr\u00falega oft vi\u00f0 undarlegustu hluti. \u00deannig er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feekkt fyrirb\u00e6ri innan menntageirans a\u00f0 n\u00e1ms\u00e1rangur (\u00fe.m.t. einkunnir en ekki bara \u00fe\u00e6r) ra\u00f0ast samkv\u00e6mt normalk\u00farfunni. \u00de.e. f\u00e1ir standa sig afbur\u00f0a illa, fleiri eru slakir, flestir eru me\u00f0almenn en nokkrir skara fram \u00far og einstaka er snillingur. Flest r\u00f6\u00f0umst […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}