\u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fativistardagur \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni \u00ed\u00ad dag og \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00e1samt nokkrum \u00f6\u00f0rum kennurum me\u00f0 h\u00f3p af kr\u00f6kkum \u00ed\u00ad golf \u00e1 golfv\u00f6llinn \u00e1 \u00dever\u00e1. Skemmst fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var geggja\u00f0 fj\u00f6r og \u00e6\u00f0islega gaman. Samt var \u00e9g n\u00fa ekkert of g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessu. Bestu holuna m\u00ed\u00adna f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00e1 7 h\u00f6ggum en \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00f6kustu \u00e1 13. Okkur sem vorum \u00fearna fannst bara verst hva\u00f0 r\u00fatan kom snemma a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad okkur \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 voru ekki nema fyrstu 2 – 3 h\u00f3parnir sem n\u00e1\u00f0u a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra hringinn. \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir \u00feetta \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g ekki kominn me\u00f0 golfbakter\u00ed\u00aduna og \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 rj\u00faka til a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r golfsett og f\u00e9lagssk\u00ed\u00adrteini \u00ed\u00ad einhverjum golfkl\u00fabbnum. Hins vegar g\u00e6ti hugsast a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur freista\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 kaupa eina kylfu og p\u00fatter \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 kostar ekki nema 500 kall a\u00f0 fara og spila \u00e1 vellinum \u00e1 \u00dever\u00e1 og ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00ed\u00ad neinum kl\u00fabbi.<\/p>\n
\u00ed\u008d g\u00e6r barst m\u00e9r kj\u00f6rse\u00f0ill \u00ed\u00ad formannskj\u00f6rinu \u00ed\u00ad Samfylkingunni. \u00dear krossa\u00f0i \u00e9g vi\u00f0 anna\u00f0 nafni\u00f0 eftir miklar vangaveltur og gekk svo fr\u00e1 \u00f6llu eins og \u00fatsk\u00fdrt var a\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gera og kom \u00feessu \u00ed\u00ad p\u00f3stkassa. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i hins vegar ekki fengi\u00f0 neinar augl\u00fdsingar e\u00f0a s\u00ed\u00admhringingar \u00fe\u00f3 annar frambj\u00f3\u00f0andinn hafi l\u00fdst \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad yfir a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 vinna \u00feetta svona „ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 mann“. \u00deetta formannskj\u00f6r haf\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00e1kaflega l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 abbast upp \u00e1 mig. \u00deess vegna var\u00f0 \u00e9g mj\u00f6g undrandi \u00feegar \u00e9g kom heim \u00far vinnunni \u00ed\u00ad dag og \u00fear l\u00e1 A4 umslag fr\u00e1 Samfylkingunni. \u00c9g opna\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfss\u00f6g\u00f0u strrax frammi \u00ed\u00ad forstofu enda forvitinn um hva\u00f0 veri\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 senda m\u00e9r. \u00ed\u008d umslaginu reyndust vera tveir litlir b\u00e6klingar, annar fr\u00e1 Ingibj\u00f6rgu og hinn fr\u00e1 \u00d6ssuri. Ef \u00feetta er \u00fea\u00f0 sem koma skal \u00ed\u00ad kosningabar\u00e1ttu til Al\u00feingis, \u00fe.e. a\u00f0 augl\u00fdsa \u00feegar f\u00f3lk er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 kj\u00f3sa, \u00fe\u00e1 er ekki g\u00f3\u00f0s a\u00f0 v\u00e6nta.<\/p>\n
\u00ed\u008d b\u00e6jarm\u00e1lunum h\u00e9r \u00e1 Akureyri er l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast. Helst a\u00f0 okkur kennurum finnist fara l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 fyrir s\u00e9rsamningnum sem Kristj\u00e1n \u00de\u00f3r \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 gera vi\u00f0 okkur og borga okkur \u00f6llum r\u00ed\u00adflega 300 \u00fe\u00fasund fyrir. Annars einkennast sk\u00f3lam\u00e1l \u00e1 Akureyri \u00feessa dagana af hagr\u00e6\u00f0ingu „veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja \u00f6llum nema kennurum upp til a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 aftur \u00e1 lakari kj\u00f6rum“, sparna\u00f0i „sk\u00f3lafer\u00f0al\u00f6g stytt, st\u00f3rir h\u00f3par sendir \u00ed\u00ad str\u00e6t\u00f3 \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0inn fyrir a\u00f0 panta r\u00fatu“ og \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 engir peningar f\u00e1st hj\u00e1 sk\u00f3lanefnd \u00ed\u00ad nein verkefni. \u00dear \u00e1 b\u00e6 er \u00f6llum ums\u00f3knum hafna\u00f0 vegna peningaskorts e\u00f0a \u00e1n r\u00f6kstu\u00f0nings (sj\u00e1 h\u00e9r<\/a> \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f3\u00f0ri \u00fattekt hj\u00e1 G\u00ed\u00adsla Baldvinssyni). Sk\u00f3lab\u00e6rinn Akureyri!<\/em> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!<\/strong> Um \u00feessi m\u00e1l hefur ekkert heyrst \u00ed\u00ad Samfylkingunni. Svo \u00e6tlar Kristj\u00e1n a\u00f0 reisa \u00e1lver vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6r\u00f0inn \u00fe\u00f3tt b\u00e6jarb\u00faar s\u00e9u a\u00f0 st\u00f3rum hluta andv\u00ed\u00adgir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad. Ekkert hefur heyrst \u00ed\u00ad Samfylkingunni um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00ed\u008d raun er \u00f3tr\u00falegt mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0 Kristj\u00e1n er oft a\u00f0 bulla \u00ed\u00ad fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la a\u00f0 enginn \u00far minnihlutanum skuli taka sig til og lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta hann \u00e1 sama vettvangi. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem hefur heyrst opinberlega fr\u00e1 Samfylkingunni \u00e1 Akureyri er a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 br\u00e1\u00f0nau\u00f0synlegt a\u00f0 halda flugvellinum \u00ed\u00ad Vatnsm\u00fdrinni \u00ed\u00ad Reykjav\u00ed\u00adk! Ef \u00fea\u00f0 er allt og sumt sem Samfylkingin leggur til \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6jarm\u00e1lunum \u00e1 Akureyri \u00fe\u00e1 held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 finna einhverja a\u00f0ra til a\u00f0 kj\u00f3sa \u00ed\u00ad sveitarstj\u00f3rnarkosningunum \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0limur \u00ed\u00ad flokknum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fativistardagur \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni \u00ed\u00ad dag og \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00e1samt nokkrum \u00f6\u00f0rum kennurum me\u00f0 h\u00f3p af kr\u00f6kkum \u00ed\u00ad golf \u00e1 golfv\u00f6llinn \u00e1 \u00dever\u00e1. Skemmst fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var geggja\u00f0 fj\u00f6r og \u00e6\u00f0islega gaman. Samt var \u00e9g n\u00fa ekkert of g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessu. Bestu holuna m\u00ed\u00adna f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00e1 7 h\u00f6ggum en […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}