\u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00ed\u00adst Sj\u00f3mannadagurinn \u00ed\u00ad dag. \u00dea\u00f0 rifja\u00f0ist upp fyrir m\u00e9r \u00feegar \u00e9g var \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00e1 Gler\u00e1rtorgi\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa plastst\u00f3la \u00ed\u00ad skoti\u00f0 \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 h\u00fas. \u00ed\u0081st\u00e6\u00f0an var s\u00fa a\u00f0 m\u00e9r var\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 kveikja \u00e1 \u00fatvarpinu og heyr\u00f0i \u00fear einhvern framagosann m\u00e6ra kv\u00f3takerfi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1stert. Man a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ur\u00f0u einhverjar umr\u00e6\u00f0ur einhverssta\u00f0ar vegna einhvers r\u00e6\u00f0umanns \u00e1 Sj\u00f3mannadaginn einhvernt\u00ed\u00admann. Ma\u00f0ur sem var landskunnur andst\u00e6\u00f0ingur sj\u00f3mannaforrystunnar og haf\u00f0i teki\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem Al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 setja l\u00f6g \u00e1 sj\u00f3menn \u00e1tti a\u00f0 halda h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arr\u00e6\u00f0una.
\n\u00deetta fyrirb\u00e6ri er \u00fe\u00f3 ekki einstakt fyrir sj\u00f3menn. N\u00fa um daginn voru \u00ed\u00adslensku Menntaver\u00f0launin afhent og \u00fe\u00e1 komu kennarar hva\u00f0an\u00e6va a\u00f0 af landinu skr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0andi til a\u00f0 \u00feiggja klapp fr\u00e1 s\u00f6mu hendi og skrifa\u00f0i undir l\u00f6g gegn \u00feeim fyrir \u00e1ram\u00f3t. Stj\u00f3rn BKNE (sem \u00e9g er hluti af) hefur l\u00ed\u00adka bo\u00f0i\u00f0 yfirmanni sk\u00f3ladeildar Akureyrar a\u00f0 flytja \u00e1varp \u00e1 v\u00e6ntanlegu haust\u00feingi. \u00dea\u00f0 er ma\u00f0urinn sem atti a\u00f0sto\u00f0arm\u00f6nnum s\u00ed\u00adnum \u00e1 fora\u00f0i\u00f0 og h\u00e9lt \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad fram a\u00f0 kennarar landins v\u00e6ru a\u00f0 steypa ungd\u00f3mnum \u00ed\u00ad eiturlyfjaneyslu og jafnvel stu\u00f0la a\u00f0 aukinni t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ni sj\u00e1lfsmor\u00f0a me\u00f0 verkfallsa\u00f0ger\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00adnum (j\u00e1, \u00e9g geri m\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hversu vi\u00f0urstyggilega \u00f3smekklegt \u00feetta er en \u00fea\u00f0 ger\u00f0i vi\u00f0komndi l\u00ed\u00adklega ekki). \u00deessi ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 sem sagt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e1varpa haust\u00feing kennara \u00e1 Nor\u00f0urlandi eystra.
\n\u00dea\u00f0 eru fleiri duglegir a\u00f0 kyssa v\u00f6ndinn en sj\u00f3menn.
\n\u00deetta minnir mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 Menntam\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra s\u00e1 s\u00e9r ekki f\u00e6rt a\u00f0 \u00e1varpa K\u00ed\u008d-\u00feingi\u00f0 heldur sendi a\u00f0sto\u00f0armann sinn \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0inn. \u00deetta \u00fe\u00f3tti flestum merki um a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herrann v\u00e6ri gunga. Sj\u00e1lfum fannst m\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e6sta m\u00e1ta \u00f3e\u00f0lilegt af K\u00ed\u008d a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a menntam\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra \u00e1 \u00feingi\u00f0 eftir \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e1 undan var gengi\u00f0 og er hjartanlega samm\u00e1la \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un hennar a\u00f0 koma ekki. Menn eiga ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta eins og svona \u00e1t\u00f6k og kjarabar\u00e1tta s\u00e9 eins og hver annar f\u00f3tboltaleikur og svo s\u00e9u menn bara vinir \u00e1 eftir. \u00deegar um er a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a l\u00ed\u00adfsvi\u00f0urv\u00e6ri mitt og \u00e1sakanir um a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a unglinga \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad f\u00ed\u00adkniefnaneyslu \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g hvorki til \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 fyrirgefa m\u00f6nnum \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e9 umgangast \u00fe\u00e1 \u00f3tilneyddur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00ed\u00adst Sj\u00f3mannadagurinn \u00ed\u00ad dag. \u00dea\u00f0 rifja\u00f0ist upp fyrir m\u00e9r \u00feegar \u00e9g var \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00e1 Gler\u00e1rtorgi\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa plastst\u00f3la \u00ed\u00ad skoti\u00f0 \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 h\u00fas. \u00ed\u0081st\u00e6\u00f0an var s\u00fa a\u00f0 m\u00e9r var\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 kveikja \u00e1 \u00fatvarpinu og heyr\u00f0i \u00fear einhvern framagosann m\u00e6ra kv\u00f3takerfi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1stert. Man a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ur\u00f0u einhverjar umr\u00e6\u00f0ur einhverssta\u00f0ar vegna einhvers […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}