Sk\u00fali vinur minn hringdi \u00ed\u00ad mig \u00e1\u00f0an og vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lu\u00f0um saman \u00ed\u00ad r\u00faman klukkut\u00ed\u00adma. \u00dea\u00f0 er met fyrir mig \u00fear sem \u00e9g veit f\u00e1tt verra en a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 eiga pers\u00f3nulegt samtal gegnum s\u00ed\u00adma. M\u00ed\u00adn s\u00ed\u00admt\u00f6l vara yfirleitt innan vi\u00f0 m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatu. Sk\u00fali er hins vegar einn af \u00feessum m\u00f6nnum sem getur tala\u00f0 endalaust \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00adma og einn af f\u00e1um sem nennir a\u00f0 r\u00f6fla vi\u00f0 mig um vanda sk\u00f3lakerfisins, einkav\u00e6\u00f0ingu og einkarekstur, \u00fatbo\u00f0 o.s.frv. Hann hefur reyndar mildast mj\u00f6g \u00ed\u00ad einkav\u00e6\u00f0ingarstefnu sinni s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an hann h\u00e6tti hj\u00e1 R\u00ed\u00adkiskaupum.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 \u00e1 M\u00farnum er enn\u00fe\u00e1 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 k\u00faka \u00e1 Samfylkinguna og kenna henni um allt sem hefur mi\u00f0ur fari\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Vinstri-Gr\u00e6num. \u00dea\u00f0 er greinilega full s\u00e1rsaukafullt fyrir suma a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adta \u00ed\u00ad eigin barm. Merkilegt samt a\u00f0 heyra fr\u00e1 \u00feeim armi a\u00f0 atkv\u00e6\u00f0i greidd stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0uflokki, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 n\u00e6stst\u00e6rsti flokkur landsins, s\u00e9u atkv\u00e6\u00f0i sem kasta\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 \u00e1 gl\u00e6. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00e1 fr\u00f3\u00f0legt a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00admynda s\u00e9r hva\u00f0 \u00feeim finnst um s\u00ed\u00adn eigin atkv\u00e6\u00f0i. Ef atkv\u00e6\u00f0i greidd Samfylkingu hafa reynst engu m\u00e1li skipta \u00fe\u00e1 hlj\u00f3ta atkv\u00e6\u00f0i Vinstri-Gr\u00e6nna a\u00f0 samsvara \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta ekki \u00e1 kj\u00f6rsta\u00f0. E\u00f0a a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00e1 kj\u00f6rsta\u00f0 og skrifa gamanv\u00ed\u00adsu \u00e1 kj\u00f6rse\u00f0ilinn. Vo\u00f0a skemmtilegt og kemst \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 en gerir atkv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00f3gilt.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g vil samt taka \u00fea\u00f0 fram h\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 tvennt hj\u00e1 Samfylkingunni \u00feessa dagana. a) Hugmyndir um einkarekstur \u00ed\u00ad heilbrig\u00f0iskerfinu og b) hlutleysi flestra \u00feingmanna \u00ed\u00ad eftirlaunafrumvarpinu. A\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti stend \u00e9g vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sko\u00f0un a\u00f0 Samfylkingin s\u00e9 eini skynsamlegi kosturinn \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00adslenskri p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk. Og ef ykkur finnast umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1l lei\u00f0inlegar \u00fe\u00e1 er m\u00e9r alveg sama. M\u00e9r finnast flugm\u00f3delsm\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar og \u00e6fingar me\u00f0 bor\u00f0a lei\u00f0inlegar en er samt ekki a\u00f0 r\u00f6fla yfir annarra manna \u00e1hugam\u00e1lum.<\/p>\n
Hannes H\u00f3lmsteinn er saka\u00f0ur um ritstuld \u00feessa dagana og getur ekki bori\u00f0 h\u00f6nd yfir h\u00f6fu\u00f0 s\u00e9r enda staddur erlendis. Sj\u00e1lfum finnst m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00adklegast a\u00f0 Hannes hafi gripi\u00f0 til m\u00e1lfars og or\u00f0anotkunar sk\u00e1ldsins til a\u00f0 upphefja hann og s\u00fdna honum vir\u00f0ingu. Manninum hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad b\u00f3k um Laxness v\u00e6ri varla h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 stela fr\u00e1 sk\u00e1ldinu sem veri\u00f0 er a\u00f0 fjalla um. \u00deetta er kalla\u00f0 tribute<\/em> \u00e1 erlendum m\u00e1lum og er \u00e6tla\u00f0 til a\u00f0 votta \u00e1kve\u00f0num a\u00f0ilum vir\u00f0ingu. Gott d\u00e6mi er t.d. \u00feegar a\u00f0alpers\u00f3nan \u00ed\u00ad Family Guy breyttist \u00ed\u00ad Mikka M\u00fas um stund. \u00dea\u00f0 var tribute til Walt Disney. \u00c9g veit l\u00ed\u00adka um mann sem var handtekinn fyrir drykkjul\u00e6ti \u00e1 \u00ed\u008dsafir\u00f0i einu sinni og \u00feegar hann var spur\u00f0ur hvort hann hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 dansa fullur upp \u00e1 b\u00ed\u00adl\u00feaki sag\u00f0i s\u00e1: „Hven\u00e6r drepur ma\u00f0ur mann og hven\u00e6r drepur ma\u00f0ur ekki mann?“ Og t\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 ekki fram a\u00f0 hann var a\u00f0 vitna \u00ed\u00ad Kiljan. Samt er n\u00fa varla h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 saka hann um ritstuld.<\/p>\n Svo er komin upp k\u00faari\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjunum og veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 innkalla kj\u00f6t og allt saman vegna sj\u00fakd\u00f3ms sem getur e.t.v. komist \u00far s\u00fdktu kj\u00f6ti \u00ed\u00ad menn og e.t.v. valdi\u00f0 banv\u00e6num sj\u00fakd\u00f3mi (\u00feetta hefur ekki veri\u00f0 sta\u00f0fest). Eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem \u00e9g best veit hafa menn fundi\u00f0 \u00feessa k\u00faari\u00f0u \u00ed\u00ad einni k\u00fa \u00ed\u00ad Washington fylki og l\u00f6nd v\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a um heim eru \u00feegar b\u00fain a\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0va innfluttning \u00e1 bandar\u00ed\u00adsku nautakj\u00f6ti. N\u00fa get \u00e9g hugsa\u00f0 upp margar \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0va innflutning \u00e1 nautakj\u00f6ti fr\u00e1 Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjunum en ein ri\u00f0uveik k\u00fdr \u00ed\u00ad Washington fylki er ekki ein \u00feeirra. \u00c9g veit heldur ekki betur en a\u00f0 ri\u00f0uveiki s\u00e9 landl\u00e6g \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00adslenskum kindum (\u00fe\u00f3 svo h\u00fan hafi n\u00fa ekki veri\u00f0 tengd vi\u00f0 banv\u00e6na sj\u00fakd\u00f3ma \u00ed\u00ad m\u00f6nnum) og \u00ed\u00adslenskir b\u00e6ndur hafi gripi\u00f0 til \u00feess r\u00e1\u00f0s \u00feegar kemur upp ri\u00f0a a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 vi\u00f0komandi kind \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad m\u00f3a, skj\u00f3ta hana og ur\u00f0a hana \u00fear \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 segja nokkrum lifandi manni fr\u00e1 svo r\u00ed\u00adki\u00f0 komi ekki og skeri stofninn. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad l\u00ed\u00adklega talsvert af kj\u00f6ti af ri\u00f0urollum \u00ed\u00ad umfer\u00f0 \u00e1 marka\u00f0inum en \u00fea\u00f0 vill sem betur fer svolei\u00f0is til a\u00f0 smitvaldarnir \u00ed\u00ad kj\u00f6tinu deyja vi\u00f0 matrei\u00f0sluna \u00feannig a\u00f0 enginn \u00fearf a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast um neitt.<\/p>\n Sendi\u00f0 m\u00e9r bara hamborgara fr\u00e1 Washington fylki. \u00c9g skal bor\u00f0a hann!<\/p>\n M\u00e9r finnst einhvernvegin sem \u00feetta s\u00e9 enn eitt d\u00e6mi\u00f0 um hr\u00e6\u00f0slu\u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0urinn sem er \u00ed\u00ad gangi \u00ed\u00ad heiminum \u00ed\u00ad dag. \u00c9g s\u00e1 Bowling for Columbine<\/em> um daginn. St\u00f3rkostleg mynd sem allir ver\u00f0a a\u00f0 sj\u00e1. \u00dear var miki\u00f0 fjalla\u00f0 um \u00f3ttav\u00e6\u00f0ingu Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjanna. M\u00e9r finnst sem \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 \u00f3ttav\u00e6\u00f0a heiminn. Hr\u00e6\u00f0a okkur me\u00f0 hry\u00f0juverkum, k\u00faari\u00f0u, HABL, gr\u00f3\u00f0urh\u00fasa\u00e1hrifum, El Nino, o.s.frv. \u00deegar ni\u00f0urgangur drepur miklu fleiri \u00ed\u00ad heiminum \u00e1 hverju \u00e1ri en nokku\u00f0 af \u00feessu.<\/p>\n \u00c9g komst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad dag a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk reynir yfirleitt a\u00f0 breyta r\u00e9tt. A\u00f0 gera r\u00e9ttu hlutina, taka r\u00e9ttu \u00e1kvar\u00f0anirnar. \u00dear af lei\u00f0ir a\u00f0 s\u00e1 heimur sem vi\u00f0 b\u00faum \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad dag er aflei\u00f0ing af ger\u00f0um alls \u00feessa f\u00f3lks sem var allt a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 gera sitt besta. Vi\u00f0 \u00f6mumst oft vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem okkur finnst sl\u00e6mt \u00ed\u00ad heiminum og kennum um illsku annars f\u00f3lks, heimsku \u00feess e\u00f0a r\u00f6ngum \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0unum \u00ed\u00ad fort\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0inni. \u00deannig hugsunarh\u00e1ttur hefur ekkert upp \u00e1 sig. „Vi\u00f0 lifum \u00ed\u00ad \u00feeim besta heimi sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 hugsa s\u00e9r.“ S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0asta setning er stolin en \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 hverjum.<\/p>\n S\u00e6l a\u00f0 sinni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sk\u00fali vinur minn hringdi \u00ed\u00ad mig \u00e1\u00f0an og vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lu\u00f0um saman \u00ed\u00ad r\u00faman klukkut\u00ed\u00adma. \u00dea\u00f0 er met fyrir mig \u00fear sem \u00e9g veit f\u00e1tt verra en a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 eiga pers\u00f3nulegt samtal gegnum s\u00ed\u00adma. M\u00ed\u00adn s\u00ed\u00admt\u00f6l vara yfirleitt innan vi\u00f0 m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatu. Sk\u00fali er hins vegar einn af \u00feessum m\u00f6nnum sem getur tala\u00f0 endalaust \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00adma […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}