\u00dea\u00f0 er alveg \u00f3tr\u00falegt hva\u00f0 \u00e9g get alltaf veri\u00f0 \u00f3heppinn \u00ed\u00ad B\u00f3nus. N\u00fana hefur \u00fea\u00f0 gerst \u00ed\u00adtreka\u00f0 (\u00f3kei, tvisvar) a\u00f0 akk\u00farat \u00feegar \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 setja allar v\u00f6rurnar m\u00ed\u00adnar upp \u00e1 f\u00e6ribandi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 kemur upp eitthvert vandam\u00e1l me\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 sem manneskjan \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r er a\u00f0 kaupa. Varan er ekki \u00ed\u00ad t\u00f6lvunni e\u00f0a er \u00f3merkt e\u00f0a strikamerki\u00f0 virkar ekki e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 (sem minnir mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 einu sinni sag\u00f0i K\u00e1ri sonur minn m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann g\u00e6ti ekki unni\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad b\u00fa\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hann kynni ekki a\u00f0 lesa strikamerki) sem veldur \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad annan starfsmann, fara og finna eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad b\u00fa\u00f0inni, reikna \u00e1 vasareikni, n\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad lykilinn a\u00f0 kassanum o.s.frv. og \u00e1 me\u00f0an f\u00e6rast allar hinar ra\u00f0irnar \u00e1fram. Hva\u00f0 \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 gera? Taka v\u00f6rurnar af f\u00e6ribandinu, setja \u00fe\u00e6r aftur \u00ed\u00ad kerruna og fara aftast \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f6\u00f0ina \u00e1 einhvern annan kassa? Svo ma\u00f0ur b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur og b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur og b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur og b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur. Og b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur og b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur og b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur og b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur. Og \u00fe\u00e1 loksins kemur einhver og opnar n\u00fdjan kassa og b\u00fd\u00f0ur \u00feeim sem eru \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f6\u00f0inni fyrir aftan mann a\u00f0 koma \u00e1 \u00feann kassa. \u00de\u00e1 n\u00e1tt\u00farulega tekur ma\u00f0ur v\u00f6rurnar s\u00ed\u00adnar, setur \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ed\u00ad kerruna og fer aftast \u00ed\u00ad n\u00fdju r\u00f6\u00f0inu. Og hva\u00f0 gerist svo \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur loksins er kominn me\u00f0 v\u00f6rurnar aftur upp \u00e1 f\u00e6ribandi\u00f0? Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki svo sl\u00e6mt a\u00f0 einhver varan klikki hj\u00e1 \u00feeim sem er \u00e1 undan manni. Nei, s\u00e1 sem ma\u00f0ur var \u00e1 eftir til a\u00f0 byrja me\u00f0 getur loksins borga\u00f0 fyrir sitt og fer og ma\u00f0ur situr uppi me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa alveg eins geta\u00f0 be\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fear. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem getur veri\u00f0 verra en a\u00f0 lenda \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessu er a\u00f0 vera s\u00e1 me\u00f0 v\u00f6runa sem virkar ekki.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 er fyrsta vikan \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a b\u00fain og \u00e1 m\u00e1nudaginn \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6stu viku eru foreldravi\u00f0t\u00f6l \u00feannig a\u00f0 krakkarnir byrja veturinn \u00e1 tveimur fj\u00f6gurra daga vikum. Gott fyrir \u00feau! Svo var \u00e9g spur\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad morgun hvort \u00e9g v\u00e6ri ekki me\u00f0 kennslu\u00e1\u00e6tlunina fyrir d\u00f6nskuna \u00feennan veturinn og \u00e9g sag\u00f0i bara j\u00fa,j\u00fa. En \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki satt! Hven\u00e6r hef\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1tt a\u00f0 gera hana? \u00c1 fyrirlestrinum \u00e1 m\u00e1nudaginn e\u00f0a \u00feemafundinum. Kannski \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum hvorum af fundunum \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judaginn? Nei, \u00e9g \u00e6tla bara a\u00f0 grafa upp kennslu\u00e1\u00e6tlun s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0asta vors og breyta undirskriftinni! HA HA HA HA!!!!!<\/p>\n
Svo rakst \u00e9g \u00e1\u00f0an \u00e1 blogg nokkurra nemenda minna. \u00deau bera \u00ed\u00adslenskukennslu minni \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0ur ekki fagurt vitni. Skr\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feessir krakkar geti skrifa\u00f0 \u00feokkalegan texta \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3lanum en breytast svo \u00ed\u00ad heilalausa, \u00f3skrifandi horm\u00f3napoka um lei\u00f0 og \u00feeir eru komnir heim til s\u00ed\u00adn. Annars \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta svona. \u00deetta eru \u00e1g\u00e6tis grey. J\u00e6ja, b\u00e9, b\u00e9 \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00dea\u00f0 er alveg \u00f3tr\u00falegt hva\u00f0 \u00e9g get alltaf veri\u00f0 \u00f3heppinn \u00ed\u00ad B\u00f3nus. N\u00fana hefur \u00fea\u00f0 gerst \u00ed\u00adtreka\u00f0 (\u00f3kei, tvisvar) a\u00f0 akk\u00farat \u00feegar \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 setja allar v\u00f6rurnar m\u00ed\u00adnar upp \u00e1 f\u00e6ribandi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 kemur upp eitthvert vandam\u00e1l me\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 sem manneskjan \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r er a\u00f0 kaupa. Varan er ekki \u00ed\u00ad t\u00f6lvunni e\u00f0a er […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}