\u00c9g vil byrja \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hafa misnefnt hina s\u00e6nsku Perelli eftir einhverjum asnalegum dekkjum. \u00ed\u0081\u00f0ur en \u00e9g fjalla um l\u00f6gin \u00e6tla \u00e9g l\u00ed\u00adka a\u00f0 minnast \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g vil a\u00f0 Danir haldi sig vi\u00f0 \u00feennan gaur \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hann er skemmtilegur og \u00fea\u00f0 skilst hva\u00f0 hann segir. Lundin hinn finnski \u00e1 enn sem fyrr g\u00e1fulegustu athugasemdirnar og s\u00e1 norski var mun skemmtilegri n\u00fana en \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0asta \u00fe\u00e6tti. M\u00e9r fannst s\u00e9rstaklega flott hj\u00e1 honum a\u00f0 vera s\u00e1 eini sem gaf Noregi fimm stig. L\u00f6gin n\u00fana voru hins vegar talsvert verri:<\/p>\n
1. Alban\u00ed\u00ada – Balada e gurid: Hvar \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 byrja? F\u00f6tin, skeggi\u00f0, enskan? Sviss s\u00f6ng Vampires are alive og Alban\u00ed\u00ada kemur og sannar \u00fea\u00f0. Hins vegar er \u00feetta s\u00e6milega flott lag og vel sungi\u00f0. \u00c1 \u00f6rugglega eftir a\u00f0 raka inn Balkanstigunum. \u00c9g gef \u00feessu 3.<\/p>\n
2. Danm\u00f6rk – Drama Queen: \u00deetta er vo\u00f0alega \u00fereytt og \u00fe\u00e1 ekki gott \u00fereytt nostalg\u00ed\u00adu retr\u00f3 eitthva\u00f0. Bara \u00fereytt og vont. En hva\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 segja? Einhvern vegin tekst D\u00f6nunum alltaf a\u00f0 vera \u00ed\u00ad lagi, l\u00ed\u00adka \u00feegar \u00feeir eru sl\u00e6mir. Vi\u00f0lagi\u00f0 er l\u00ed\u00adka gr\u00ed\u00adpandi en \u00fea\u00f0 hafa bara veri\u00f0 svo miki\u00f0 betri kl\u00e6\u00f0skiptingar \u00ed\u00ad keppninni \u00e1\u00f0ur. \u00c9g gef \u00feessu samt 3 (eiginlega bara fyrir vi\u00f0lagi\u00f0)<\/p>\n
3. Kr\u00f3at\u00ed\u00ada – Dragonfly: \u00deetta er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega bara \u00fea\u00f0 versta af \u00f6llu vondu. \u00deegar l\u00f6nd senda svona vond l\u00f6g \u00ed\u00ad keppnina ver\u00f0a \u00feau a\u00f0 hafa v\u00f6\u00f0vah\u00f6nk og langleggja brj\u00f3stad\u00ed\u00advu til a\u00f0 syngja. Kr\u00f3at\u00ed\u00ada hefur hvorugt. \u00deetta f\u00e6r varla stig fr\u00e1 hinum balkanl\u00f6ndunum. \u00c9g gef \u00feessu 0.<\/p>\n
4. P\u00f3lland – The Jet Set: \u00fatliti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessu minnti \u00e1 mj\u00f6g margt; Chicago s\u00f6ngleikinn, Christinu Agulera, Madonnu, MTV, Hip Hop os.frv. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00feetta minnti eiginlega ekkert \u00e1 var P\u00f3lland sem hinga\u00f0 til hefur veri\u00f0 frekar hef\u00f0bundi\u00f0 austur-evr\u00f3pskt \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00adnu lagavali. V\u00ed\u00adde\u00f3i\u00f0 var flott og lagi\u00f0 svo sem ekkert sl\u00e6mt heldur. \u00dea\u00f0 var miki\u00f0 lagt upp \u00far kyn\u00feokka s\u00f6ngkonunnar en m\u00e9r fannst eins og s\u00f6ngvarinn v\u00e6ri alveg \u00ed\u00ad formi til a\u00f0 fara \u00far bolnum og vera ber a\u00f0 ofan. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 skella 3 \u00e1 \u00feetta.<\/p>\n
5. Serb\u00ed\u00ada – Molitva: \u00deetta lag var feikilega vel sungi\u00f0 og vi\u00f0lagi\u00f0 kraftmiki\u00f0 og flott. Atri\u00f0i\u00f0 var l\u00ed\u00adka mj\u00f6g serbneskt me\u00f0 \u00feessari slavnesku dul\u00fa\u00f0 sem Serbarnir eru svo f\u00e6rir \u00ed\u00ad. Man einhver eftir svanakonunni? \u00dea\u00f0 er lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 Serbar hafa \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara ekki \u00feessa hef\u00f0bundu lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 finna leggjalanga, brj\u00f3stg\u00f3\u00f0a s\u00f6ngkonu heldur hafa \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta h\u00e6fileikana r\u00e1\u00f0a og \u00e9g vona a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 skili s\u00e9r fyrir \u00fe\u00e1. \u00deetta lag f\u00e6r fullt af stigum fr\u00e1 hinum Balkanl\u00f6ndunum en e.t.v. ekki m\u00f6rg fr\u00e1 neinum \u00f6\u00f0rum. \u00c9g gef \u00feessu 3.<\/p>\n
6. T\u00e9kkland – M\u00e1la D\u00e1ma: \u00dei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 e.t.v. farin a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tli a\u00f0 gefa \u00f6llum l\u00f6ndunum 3. En, nei, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki r\u00e9tt. \u00deetta lag var vont. I\u00f0na\u00f0arrokk sem vantar i\u00f0na\u00f0inn \u00ed\u00ad. \u00dea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i l\u00ed\u00adklega veri\u00f0 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 bjarga \u00feessu fyrir horn me\u00f0 mj\u00f6g mikilli hlj\u00f3\u00f0versvinnu. S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0. \u00deetta er tissepausen \u00ed\u00ad keppninni. \u00c9g gef \u00feessu 0.<\/p>\n
7. Port\u00fagal – Danca Comigo: \u00dea\u00f0 vantar kr\u00f3kinn \u00ed\u00ad c\u00e9i\u00f0. K\u00f3m\u00ed\u00adski dansinn? \u00dea\u00f0 myndi a.m.k. passa vel vi\u00f0 dansarana sem voru \u00fearna \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 hana. \u00deetta var l\u00ed\u00adka svona retr\u00f3 nostalg\u00ed\u00adud\u00e6mi eins og Holland en bara ekki eins gott. Hins vegar er \u00e9g mj\u00f6g hrifinn af port\u00fag\u00f6lsku og bakraddas\u00f6ngkonurnar \u00ed\u00ad gullkj\u00f3lunum eru n\u00e1tt\u00farulega bara st\u00f3rkostlegar. Ekki jafn gott og Holland en f\u00ed\u00adnt samt … \u00c9g ver\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adklega a\u00f0 gefa \u00feessu … 3.<\/p>\n
8. Maked\u00f3n\u00ed\u00ada – Mojot Svet: Hlj\u00f3mar eins og mikill sviti. \u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur samt a\u00f0 segjast eins og er a\u00f0 Maked\u00f3nar eru mj\u00f6g f\u00e6rir \u00ed\u00ad Eurovision og \u00feetta var ekta Eurovision, ekta Balkan og s\u00f6ngkonan me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 lengstu og flottustu leggi sem \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad Eurovision … e\u00f0a bara \u00e1 \u00e6vinni. \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adkt Serb\u00ed\u00adu \u00e1 \u00feetta lag eftir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 atkv\u00e6\u00f0i fr\u00e1 fleirum en hinum Balkanl\u00f6ndunum. \u00c9g gef \u00feessu alveg 4.<\/p>\n
9. Noregur – Ven a Bailar Conmigo: \u00c9g held a\u00f0 f\u00e1 l\u00f6nd hafi sent jafn fj\u00f6lbreytt l\u00f6g \u00ed\u00ad Eurovision og Noregur. \u00deetta er talsvert fr\u00e1brug\u00f0i\u00f0 Bobbysocks og Wig Wam (\u00fe\u00f3 fannst m\u00e9r \u00e9g sj\u00e1 a\u00f0ra s\u00f6ngkonuna \u00far Bobbysocks \u00ed\u00ad kynningunni). \u00deetta er su\u00f0r\u00e6nt lat\u00ed\u00adn\u00f3lag sem l\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur \u00f3neitanlega fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Nor\u00f0urlandab\u00faar kunnum ekkert a\u00f0 gera svolei\u00f0is l\u00f6g. Muni\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 eftir S\u00f3larsamba? Port\u00fagalska lagi\u00f0 er t.d. mun betra. Og hvar dr\u00f3gu \u00feeir upp \u00feessa s\u00f6ngkonu? H\u00fan var svo andlitsstrekt og me\u00f0 svo miki\u00f0 botox \u00ed\u00ad v\u00f6runum a\u00f0 h\u00fan afskr\u00e6mdist \u00ed\u00ad framan \u00ed\u00ad hvert sinn sem h\u00fan reyndi a\u00f0 n\u00e1 h\u00e1u t\u00f3nunum og sil\u00ed\u00adkoni\u00f0 var gersamlega vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 springa upp \u00far kj\u00f3lnum. Og kj\u00f3latrikki\u00f0! \u00deREYTT! Mj\u00f6g vont, alveg hryllilega vont. Getur ma\u00f0ur gefi\u00f0 m\u00ed\u00adnus stig? \u00c9g gef \u00feessu feitt 0.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 er \u00feessu loki\u00f0 um annan \u00fe\u00e1ttinn. Fylgist spennt me\u00f0 umfj\u00f6llun minni um \u00feri\u00f0ja \u00fe\u00e1ttinn og \u00ed\u00ad framhaldi af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad lokauppgj\u00f6ri \u00e1 l\u00f6gunum sem taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad undankeppninni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g vil byrja \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hafa misnefnt hina s\u00e6nsku Perelli eftir einhverjum asnalegum dekkjum. \u00ed\u0081\u00f0ur en \u00e9g fjalla um l\u00f6gin \u00e6tla \u00e9g l\u00ed\u00adka a\u00f0 minnast \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g vil a\u00f0 Danir haldi sig vi\u00f0 \u00feennan gaur \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hann er skemmtilegur og \u00fea\u00f0 skilst hva\u00f0 hann segir. Lundin hinn finnski […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}