{"id":616,"date":"2009-05-29T11:22:43","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T11:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/daniel\/?p=616"},"modified":"2009-05-29T11:22:43","modified_gmt":"2009-05-29T11:22:43","slug":"pollagallinn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/2009\/05\/29\/pollagallinn\/","title":{"rendered":"Pollagallinn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00ed\u008dmyndi\u00f0 ykkur poll sem vaknar einn morgun (\u00e9g veit a\u00f0 \u00feeir eru ekki vanir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad en gefi\u00f0 m\u00e9r sm\u00e1 svigr\u00fam, \u00e9g skrifa v\u00ed\u00adsindask\u00e1lds\u00f6gur) og hugsar me\u00f0 s\u00e9r: \u00feetta er \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ur heimur sem \u00e9g er hluti af. \u00ed\u0081hugaver\u00f0 hola sem \u00e9g er \u00ed\u00ad. H\u00fan passar m\u00e9r alveg fullkomlega, ekki satt? Passar m\u00e9r reyndar svo vel a\u00f0 h\u00fan hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 sk\u00f6pu\u00f0 til a\u00f0 hafa mig \u00ed\u00ad s\u00e9r! \u00deetta er svo m\u00f6gnu\u00f0 hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00e1 me\u00f0an s\u00f3lin r\u00ed\u00ads \u00e1 himninum, dagurinn ver\u00f0ur hl\u00fdrri og pollurinn minnkar sm\u00e1m saman, heldur hann enn \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfullt \u00ed\u00ad \u00fe\u00e1 von a\u00f0 allt ver\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad lagi. \u00dev\u00ed\u00ad honum er \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera hluti af heiminum. Heimurinn var b\u00fainn til fyrir hann. Svo \u00fea\u00f0 kemur pollinum algerlega \u00e1 \u00f3vart \u00feegar hann gufar a\u00f0 lokum upp. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum a\u00f0 hafa varann \u00e1 okkur var\u00f0andi \u00feetta. \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Douglas Adams<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki skildu l\u00ed\u00adkinguna \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00feessi pollur myndhverfing fyrir mannkyni\u00f0. Okkur h\u00e6ttir nefnilega til a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 heimurinn hafi veri\u00f0 skapa\u00f0ur fyrir okkur. Hann hentar okkur j\u00fa svo \u00f3tr\u00falega vel…<\/p>\n

H\u00e9r er andr\u00famsloft sem vi\u00f0 getum anda\u00f0 a\u00f0 okkur, d\u00fdr og jurtir sem vi\u00f0 getum n\u00e6rst \u00e1, byggingarefni \u00ed\u00ad h\u00fas, vatn a\u00f0 drekka og fuglas\u00f6ngur og l\u00e6kjarni\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1. J\u00e1, \u00feessi heimur passar mannskepnunni v\u00ed\u00adst \u00f3tr\u00falega vel. Svo vel a\u00f0 hann hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 skapa\u00f0ur handa henni. Og hver myndi skapa svona fullkominn heim fyrir menn nema skapari sem v\u00e6ri mannlegur sj\u00e1lfur. Og \u00feannig skapa\u00f0i ma\u00f0urinn Gu\u00f0\/i \u00ed\u00ad sinni eigin mynd. H\u00e9r er me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum or\u00f0um veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 rugla saman ors\u00f6k og aflei\u00f0ingu. Heimurinn passar manninum vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn ef afur\u00f0 hans, r\u00e9tt eins og holan passa\u00f0i fyrir pollinn og bolir eru me\u00f0 ermar \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum st\u00f6\u00f0um (V\u00e1! \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e6tti halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi veri\u00f0 skapa\u00f0ur fyrir \u00feennan bol. Hann er me\u00f0 tv\u00e6r ermar og \u00e9g er me\u00f0 tv\u00e6r hendur! H\u00e1lsm\u00e1l \u00fear sem \u00e9g er me\u00f0 h\u00e1ls og XXL alveg eins og \u00e9g!).<\/p>\n

A\u00f0 sama skapi sk\u00f3p ma\u00f0urinn Gu\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad sinni eigin mynd og gaf honum alla okkar kosti og galla. Vi\u00f0 getum s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0na \u00fer\u00f3un \u00e1 si\u00f0g\u00e6\u00f0isvitund mannkyns og hugmyndum um r\u00e9tt og rangt \u00e1 muninum \u00e1 Gu\u00f0i gamla- og n\u00fdja testamentisins. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feess vegna ekkert skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feessi Gu\u00f0 s\u00e9 enn a\u00f0 breytast og hugmyndir n\u00fat\u00ed\u00adma tr\u00famanna um hann eigi l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 skylt vi\u00f0 gu\u00f0shugmyndir manna \u00e1ri\u00f0 t\u00f3lf e\u00f0a t\u00f3lfhundru\u00f0. Ma\u00f0urinn hefur breyst \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00ed\u00adma og \u00fear me\u00f0 \u00ed\u00admynd hans af Gu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00e1kaflega erfitt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 fyrir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 ef einhver tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0 yr\u00f0u til \u00ed\u00ad hinum vestr\u00e6na heimi \u00ed\u00ad dag og n\u00e6\u00f0u s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar mikilli \u00fatbrei\u00f0slu a\u00f0 gu\u00f0shugmynd \u00feeirra f\u00e6li \u00ed\u00ad s\u00e9r \u00fer\u00e6lahald, kvennak\u00fagun, f\u00f3rnir, herna\u00f0ard\u00fdrkun og margt fleira sem finna m\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad eldri tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0um. Tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0in endurspegla nefnilega fyrst og fremst \u00fe\u00e1 menningu sem \u00feau eru sprottin \u00far, frekar en einhvern Gu\u00f0 (sem vi\u00f0 vitum hvort sem er \u00f6ll a\u00f0 er ekki til (a.m.k. svona innst inni \u00fe\u00f3 vi\u00f0 viljum ekki \u00f6ll vi\u00f0urkenna \u00fea\u00f0)) sem er bara hugmynd og \u00e1l\u00ed\u00adka raunverulegur og Piltdown ma\u00f0urinn. Til a\u00f0 skilja samf\u00e9l\u00f6g er einmitt \u00e1kaflega gagnlegt a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a tr\u00faarhugmyndir \u00feeirra. \u00de\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0last ma\u00f0ur sm\u00e1 inns\u00fdn \u00ed\u00ad hva\u00f0 telst r\u00e9tt og rangt \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0komandi menningarheimi, hver eru normin og tab\u00fain og \u00e1 hva\u00f0a stigi \u00feekkingin er.<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 \u00feekkingin, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad r\u00e9tt eins og tr\u00faarhugmyndirnar endurspegla si\u00f0fer\u00f0isstig manna \u00fe\u00e1 koma \u00fe\u00e6r upp um \u00feekkingarleysi \u00feeirra. Um lei\u00f0 og vi\u00f0 finnum tr\u00faarlega sk\u00fdringu \u00e1 einhverju \u00e1ttum vi\u00f0 okkur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 erum komin \u00fat \u00e1 svi\u00f0 sem \u00feekkingin n\u00e6r ekki yfir; Stj\u00f6rnurnar eru g\u00f6t \u00e1 himnafestingunni, Atlas ber himininn \u00e1 her\u00f0um s\u00e9r, Gu\u00f0 skapa\u00f0i manninn \u00ed\u00ad sinni eigin mynd, heimurinn var b\u00fainn til \u00far risa.<\/p>\n

Allt tr\u00faarlegar sk\u00fdringar sem vi\u00f0 vitum \u00ed\u00ad dag a\u00f0 eru ekki r\u00e9ttar, en samt er enn til f\u00f3lk sem ber h\u00f6f\u00f0inu vi\u00f0 steininn og stendur fastar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad en f\u00f3tunum a\u00f0 tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0 s\u00e9u nau\u00f0synleg einmitt til a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00feekking okkar n\u00e6r ekki yfir. \u00dear sem v\u00ed\u00adsindin enda taka tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0in vi\u00f0 og \u00fatsk\u00fdra dau\u00f0ann, s\u00e1lina, draugagang, chi, prana, nirvana o.s.frv. \u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist vera mj\u00f6g erfitt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 sumt einfaldlega vitum vi\u00f0 ekki og munum e.t.v. aldrei vita.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega eitt me\u00f0 tr\u00faarlegu \u00fatsk\u00fdringarnar sem vert er a\u00f0 hafa \u00ed\u00ad huga, fyrir utan a\u00f0 vera oft \u00e1 t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0um sk\u00e1ldlegar og fallegar eiga \u00fe\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 nefnilega sameiginlegt a\u00f0 vera rangar. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki \u00f3l\u00ed\u00adklegt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eigi l\u00ed\u00adka vi\u00f0 um \u00fe\u00e6r sk\u00fdringar sem eru \u00ed\u00ad gangi \u00ed\u00ad dag r\u00e9tt eins og hugmyndir manna fyrri alda um \u00ferumugu\u00f0i, meyf\u00e6\u00f0ingar og talandi sn\u00e1ka og runna.<\/p>\n

Hva\u00f0 er svona hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 standa frammi fyrir heiminum og vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 vitum ekki allt um hann? A\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 enn svo margt a\u00f0 uppg\u00f6tva og kanna? A\u00f0 e.t.v. s\u00e9 \u00fdmislegt sem vi\u00f0 eigum aldrei eftir a\u00f0 skilja?<\/p>\n

Hvers vegna \u00fearf a\u00f0 sty\u00f0jast vi\u00f0 h\u00e6kju tr\u00faarinnar \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0inn fyrir a\u00f0 feisa heiminn eins og hann er? Hvers vegna finnst sumum betra a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 holan hafi veri\u00f0 sk\u00f6pu\u00f0 fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 og neita sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r um a\u00f0 uppg\u00f6tva hringr\u00e1s vatnsins?<\/p>\n

Sem betur fer hefur alltaf veri\u00f0 til f\u00f3lk sem hefur neita\u00f0 a\u00f0 kokgleypa tr\u00faarlegu \u00fatsk\u00fdringarnar og haldi\u00f0 yfir fjalli\u00f0 til a\u00f0 athuga hva\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6sta dal, haldi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 hafi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hva\u00f0 v\u00e6ri handan \u00feess, frekar en a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fear v\u00e6ru drekar e\u00f0a endim\u00f6rk heimsins. Flj\u00f3tlega kemur l\u00ed\u00adklega (vonandi) s\u00e1 t\u00ed\u00admi a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e1ttum okkur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0in sem vi\u00f0 sty\u00f0jumst vi\u00f0 n\u00fana passa ekki lengur vi\u00f0 menningu okkar, si\u00f0fer\u00f0is- og \u00feekkingarstig, hugmyndir okkar um r\u00e9tt og rangt, eins og t\u00e1ningsst\u00falka sem \u00e1ttar sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 Hannah Montana plak\u00f6tin og leikfangabangsarnir eru ekki alveg a\u00f0 gera sig.<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00e1 vaknar spurningin um hva\u00f0 muni taka vi\u00f0. N\u00fd tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 n\u00fdja gu\u00f0shugmynd sem endurspeglar n\u00fat\u00ed\u00admamanninn betur en \u00feau g\u00f6mlu og n\u00fdjar \u00fatsk\u00fdringar \u00e1 undrum alheimsins, undir s\u00f6mu s\u00f6kina seldar og \u00fe\u00e6r g\u00f6mlu (\u00fe.e. a\u00f0 vera rangar) e\u00f0a jafnvel (\u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00feora a\u00f0 vona?) \u00e1tta menn sig \u00e1 a\u00f0 tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0in eru \u00f3nau\u00f0synleg, eins og hj\u00e1lpardekk \u00ed\u00ad Tour de France og \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 g\u00f6mlu tr\u00faarbrag\u00f0anna taka menn upp … EKKERT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00ed\u008dmyndi\u00f0 ykkur poll sem vaknar einn morgun (\u00e9g veit a\u00f0 \u00feeir eru ekki vanir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad en gefi\u00f0 m\u00e9r sm\u00e1 svigr\u00fam, \u00e9g skrifa v\u00ed\u00adsindask\u00e1lds\u00f6gur) og hugsar me\u00f0 s\u00e9r: \u00feetta er \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ur heimur sem \u00e9g er hluti af. \u00ed\u0081hugaver\u00f0 hola sem \u00e9g er \u00ed\u00ad. H\u00fan passar m\u00e9r alveg fullkomlega, ekki satt? Passar m\u00e9r reyndar svo vel a\u00f0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}