Rosalega var heimildarmyndin um Helga H\u00f3seasson \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r merkileg! Ma\u00f0ur getur ekki anna\u00f0 en veri\u00f0 st\u00f3rundrandi yfir mannvonskunni \u00ed\u00ad kirkjunnar m\u00f6nnum a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00feetta ekki eftir karlinum a\u00f0 leyfa honum a\u00f0 \u00f3gilda sk\u00ed\u00adrnars\u00e1ttm\u00e1la sinn. Vats\u00f0ebigd\u00ed\u00adl? \u00deetta opna\u00f0i l\u00ed\u00adka augu manns fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er skr\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0skr\u00e1 hvort ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 sk\u00ed\u00adr\u00f0ur e\u00f0a ekki! Hva\u00f0 kemur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feeim eiginlega vi\u00f0? V\u00e6ri ekki e\u00f0lilegt a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0skr\u00e1 h\u00e9ldi saman uppl\u00fdsingum eins og hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur heitir, hvort ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 \u00ed\u00ad hj\u00f3nabandi, hvort ma\u00f0ur eigi b\u00f6rn, hvar ma\u00f0ur b\u00fdr, jafnvel \u00ed\u00ad hva\u00f0a tr\u00faf\u00e9lagi ma\u00f0ur er en l\u00e1ti vera a\u00f0 skr\u00e1 fyrir eitt tr\u00faf\u00e9laganna \u00fe\u00e6r tr\u00faarv\u00ed\u00adgslur sem menn hafa undirgengist?<\/p>\n
Ma\u00f0ur getur ekki anna\u00f0 en d\u00e1\u00f0st a\u00f0 m\u00f6nnum eins og Helga H\u00f3seassyni. Sj\u00e1lfur var \u00e9g svo hjartanlega samm\u00e1la \u00f6llu sem hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g sat \u00ed\u00ad forundran fyrir framan sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0, g\u00e1tta\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00feessi ma\u00f0ur hef\u00f0i ekki haft meiri \u00e1hrif \u00e1 samf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 en raun var. V\u00e6ri ekki e\u00f0lileg a\u00f0 n\u00fa \u00feegar hann er fallinn fr\u00e1 (er hann ekki annars fallinn fr\u00e1? M\u00e9r finnst sem \u00e9g hafi lesi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 einhverssta\u00f0ar) a\u00f0 veita honum uppreisn \u00e6ru og \u00fatb\u00faa l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 formlegt ey\u00f0ubla\u00f0 \u00fear sem menn geta sagt upp sk\u00ed\u00adrnars\u00e1ttm\u00e1la og fermingu sinni? \u00c9g b\u00fdst vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi skrifa upp \u00e1 sl\u00ed\u00adkt ey\u00f0ubla\u00f0 eiginlega bara til a\u00f0 hei\u00f0ra Helga. M\u00ed\u00adn sko\u00f0un \u00e1 \u00feessu \u00f6llu er nefnilega s\u00fa a\u00f0 fyrst sk\u00ed\u00adrnarsamningurinn er ger\u00f0ur fyrir h\u00f6nd manns sem \u00f3m\u00e1lga barns og ma\u00f0ur s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an blekktur til a\u00f0 sta\u00f0festa hann me\u00f0 m\u00fatum, \u00fer\u00fdstingi \u00e6ttingja og samf\u00e9lags og heila\u00fevotti, s\u00e9 ekkert a\u00f0 marka \u00feann samning hvort sem er. Munurinn \u00e1 m\u00e9r og Helga er l\u00ed\u00adka s\u00e1 a\u00f0 Helgi virtist tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 himnafe\u00f0garnir v\u00e6ru til, hann var bara \u00f3s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1, en \u00e9g l\u00ed\u00adt svo \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fearna hafi veri\u00f0 ger\u00f0ur samningur vi\u00f0 fyrirb\u00e6ri sem fyrirfinnst ekki og \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00e1l\u00ed\u00adka markt\u00e6kur og lofor\u00f0 m\u00ed\u00adn til litlu gr\u00e1u steina\u00e6tunnar sem b\u00fdr einn metra undir yfirbor\u00f0i jar\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 er \u00feetta l\u00ed\u00adka me\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja \u00feingi\u00f0 me\u00f0 messu \u00ed\u00ad d\u00f3mkirkjunni? A\u00f0ra eins t\u00ed\u00admaskekkju er erfitt a\u00f0 finna! \u00deurfa tr\u00falausir \u00feingmenn e\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6\u00f0rum tr\u00faf\u00e9l\u00f6gum a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta? Er \u00feetta kannski bara Al\u00feingi \u00feeirra sem eru \u00ed\u00ad \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0kirkjunni? V\u00e6ri ekki r\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 hefja \u00feingi\u00f0 me\u00f0 mismunandi tr\u00faarath\u00f6fnum hvert \u00e1r til a\u00f0 hei\u00f0ra menningarlega fj\u00f6lbreyttni \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar? \u00deannig v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 byrja \u00ed\u00ad d\u00f3mkikjunni, n\u00e6sta \u00e1r m\u00e6tti setja \u00feingi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad Landakirkju \u00feeirra Ka\u00fe\u00f3lskra, svo \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 sleppa tr\u00faarath\u00f6fninni til a\u00f0 hei\u00f0ra l\u00ed\u00adfssko\u00f0un \u00feeirra sem eru utan tr\u00faf\u00e9laga (J\u00e1, m\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00feri\u00f0ji st\u00e6rsti h\u00f3purinn opinberlega \u00fe\u00f3 svo a\u00f0 kannanir s\u00fdni a\u00f0 um 35% \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar s\u00e9 tr\u00falaus), svo m\u00e6tti setja \u00feingi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00ed\u00adkirkjunni, hofi \u00ed\u0081satr\u00faarmanna \u00ed\u00ad Grindav\u00ed\u00adk o.s.frv. L\u00ed\u00adklega getur reynst erfitt a\u00f0 finna s\u00fdnag\u00f3kur, moskur og b\u00faddamusteri \u00e1 \u00cdslandi eftir a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad var hafna\u00f0 a\u00f0 reisa sl\u00ed\u00adkt \u00e1 \u00ed\u0081lftanesinu (Var \u00fea\u00f0 moska e\u00f0a b\u00faddamusteri?) vegna n\u00e1l\u00e6g\u00f0ar vi\u00f0 forsetaemb\u00e6tti\u00f0. \u00c9g veit samt ekki betur en a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 kirkja \u00e1 hla\u00f0inu hj\u00e1 Bessast\u00f6\u00f0um. Undirstrikar bara \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann er forseti \u00feeirra \u00cdslendinga sem tilheyra \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0kirkjunni ekki okkar hinna.<\/p>\n
Svo er \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 flensu undanfarna daga og geng um h\u00f3standi og hnerrandi. \u00dea\u00f0 er gala\u00f0 \u00e1 mig \u00far \u00f6llum \u00e1ttum: „Gu\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpi \u00fe\u00e9r!“ Er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 finna eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja en \u00feetta? \u00c9g skrifa\u00f0i enda um \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00e6r\u00f0a ritger\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1sk\u00f3lanum a\u00f0 \u00feetta er ekkert anna\u00f0 en galdrakukl og s\u00e6ringa\u00feula. Hva\u00f0 me\u00f0: „Megi Vics lina \u00ferautir \u00fe\u00ed\u00adnar.“ e\u00f0a bara, „Sk\u00e1ni \u00fe\u00e9r!“ B\u00e1\u00f0ar kve\u00f0jur myndi m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00adka mun betur en b\u00e6nakvaki\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Annars a\u00f0eins um tr\u00faar\u00f3jafnr\u00e9tti\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3lum landsins. Um daginn var nokkrum nemendum v\u00ed\u00adsa\u00f0 \u00fat \u00far myndmennt vegna h\u00e1va\u00f0a og d\u00f3naskaps. \u00deeir voru l\u00e1tnir sitja og lita bibl\u00ed\u00adumyndir undir eftirliti \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0inn! A\u00f0 lokum ein spurning \u00far Kristinfr\u00e6\u00f0ikennslub\u00f3k fyrir byrjendur: „Hver skapa\u00f0i heiminn?“ Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli nemandi fengi fyrir svari\u00f0: „Enginn!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Rosalega var heimildarmyndin um Helga H\u00f3seasson \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r merkileg! Ma\u00f0ur getur ekki anna\u00f0 en veri\u00f0 st\u00f3rundrandi yfir mannvonskunni \u00ed\u00ad kirkjunnar m\u00f6nnum a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00feetta ekki eftir karlinum a\u00f0 leyfa honum a\u00f0 \u00f3gilda sk\u00ed\u00adrnars\u00e1ttm\u00e1la sinn. Vats\u00f0ebigd\u00ed\u00adl? \u00deetta opna\u00f0i l\u00ed\u00adka augu manns fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er skr\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0skr\u00e1 hvort ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 sk\u00ed\u00adr\u00f0ur e\u00f0a ekki! Hva\u00f0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}