\u00de\u00e1 er ma\u00f0ur bara kominn \u00ed\u00ad p\u00e1skafr\u00ed\u00ad. Hei, hei og jibb\u00ed\u00ad jei. F\u00f3r \u00ed\u00ad dag me\u00f0 str\u00e1kana \u00e1 fl\u00f3amarka\u00f0 Hj\u00e1lpr\u00e6\u00f0ishersins. \u00dear keypti \u00e9g m\u00e9r frakka og bindi. \u00c9g var reyndar a\u00f0 athuga hvort \u00e9g g\u00e6ti fundi\u00f0 buxur \u00e1 mig en svo var ekki. Keypti l\u00ed\u00adka \u00e6\u00f0islega flottar Levi’s 501 gallabuxur \u00e1 Dag og dj\u00faspressu og flottan polo bol og peysu \u00e1 K\u00e1ra. Allt \u00feetta kosta\u00f0i 600 kall! \u00dea\u00f0 borgar sig svo sannarlega a\u00f0 versla hj\u00e1 Hj\u00e1lpr\u00e6\u00f0ishernum. S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an f\u00f3r \u00e9g reyndar og keypti buxur \u00ed\u00ad Dressmann sem kostu\u00f0u 3.000 svo n\u00fana \u00e1 \u00e9g \u00ferennar g\u00f3\u00f0ar buxur til skiptana, einar \u00ed\u00ad hverjum lit. \u00dea\u00f0 var reyndar eitthva\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00e1r fyrir tv\u00e6r tilbo\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Dressmann \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 keypt eitthva\u00f0 tvennt \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0b\u00f3t og borga\u00f0 bara anna\u00f0 en b\u00e6\u00f0i er a\u00f0 mig vanta\u00f0i ekkert anna\u00f0 en buxur og hvorki \u00fearf n\u00e9 hef efni \u00e1 a\u00f0 kaupa fleiri en einar. Svo var \u00e9g n\u00fana \u00e1\u00f0an a\u00f0 stytta \u00fe\u00e6r og h\u00f6ndla\u00f0i \u00feetta bara eins og fagl\u00e6r\u00f0ur kl\u00e6\u00f0skeri. Keypti l\u00ed\u00adka helling \u00ed\u00ad matinn \u00ed\u00ad B\u00f3nus. \u00c9g \u00e1 enn\u00fe\u00e1 svol\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00f6ndla \u00feetta hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er miki\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6gilegra a\u00f0 b\u00faa h\u00e9r \u00e1 Akureyri hva\u00f0 svona verslunarfer\u00f0ir var\u00f0ar mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e1 Hvammstanga e\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad \u00d3lafsv\u00ed\u00adk. H\u00e9r getur ma\u00f0ur keypt bens\u00ed\u00adn \u00ed\u00ad Orkunni, matinn \u00ed\u00ad B\u00f3nus e\u00f0a Nett\u00f3, f\u00ed\u00adnni mat \u00ed\u00ad Hagkaupum og f\u00f6tin \u00ed\u00ad Dressmann. Ma\u00f0ur er alveg laus vi\u00f0 Kaupf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 e\u00f0a Kassann! J\u00e1, svo m\u00e1 ekki gleyma \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad. N\u00fana \u00e6tla \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6ngut\u00far \u00ed\u00ad n\u00fdju sk\u00f3num m\u00ed\u00adnum sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00ed\u00ad B\u00f3nussk\u00f3m \u00e1 3.000 kall um daginn. Ekta f\u00ed\u00adnir \u00ed\u00adtalskir le\u00f0ursk\u00f3r l\u00e6kka\u00f0ir \u00far 9.000. Borgar sig a\u00f0 k\u00ed\u00adkja \u00ed\u00ad b\u00f3nushorni\u00f0 hj\u00e1 B\u00f3nussk\u00f3m! \u00c9g er svakalegur sm\u00e1borgari en \u00e9g vi\u00f0urkenni \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adka. M\u00e9r finnst gaman a\u00f0 kaupa eitthva\u00f0 svona b\u00e6\u00f0i handa sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r og str\u00e1kunum og ekki er verra \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er viss um a\u00f0 hafa gert g\u00f3\u00f0 kaup. \u00dea\u00f0 er kannski h\u00e1lf glata\u00f0 a\u00f0 k\u00e6tast svona yfir veraldlegum hlutum en \u00feannig er \u00e9g bara. Kannski a\u00f0 \u00e9g fara l\u00ed\u00adka \u00ed\u00ad n\u00fdja frakkanum m\u00ed\u00adnum \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6ngut\u00farinn?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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