\u00de\u00e1 er kominn laugardagur og helgarfr\u00ed\u00adi\u00f0 byrja\u00f0. \u00ed\u008d g\u00e6r var kar\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3k\u00ed\u00ad-keppni hj\u00e1 kennurunum og \u00e6\u00f0islega gaman. Byrja\u00f0i samt heldur h\u00e6gt en svo f\u00e6r\u00f0ist fj\u00f6r \u00ed\u00ad leikinn \u00feegar f\u00f3lk var\u00f0 drukknara. Eins gott a\u00f0 nemendurnir viti ekki hvernig vi\u00f0 erum \u00ed\u00ad raun og veru! Dagur, eldri sonur minn (11 \u00e1ra) var me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00ed\u00ad R\u00ed\u00adki\u00f0 og keypti m\u00e9r nokkra Baccardi Breezer til a\u00f0 drekka um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. \u00c9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er kellingadrykkur en m\u00e9r finnst sterkt v\u00ed\u00adn eiginlega bara vont. Hann heilla\u00f0ist af t\u00f6ppunum og heimta\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g geymdi \u00fe\u00e1 fyrir sig. \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni heim var hann \u00ed\u00ad heimspekilegum huglei\u00f0ingum um framt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 mannkynsins og sag\u00f0ist b\u00faast vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad framt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0inni a\u00f0 mannkyni\u00f0 yr\u00f0i ein \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 og \u00fe\u00e1 yr\u00f0u engin str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 yr\u00f0um bara a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 einhver vitur k\u00e6mist til valda e\u00f0a a\u00f0 George Bush d\u00e6i. Hva\u00f0an hefur hann \u00feessar hugmyndir um Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjaforseta?<\/p>\n
Keypti DV \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r, bara svona til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvernig \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hj\u00e1 n\u00fdju ritstj\u00f3runum. \u00c9g veit ekki hva\u00f0 \u00feetta er \u00ed\u00ad m\u00e9r. Man a\u00f0 \u00e9g keypti l\u00ed\u00adka fyrsta t\u00f6lubla\u00f0i\u00f0 af NT \u00e1 s\u00fdnum t\u00ed\u00adma. M\u00e9r l\u00fdst n\u00fa bara \u00e1g\u00e6tlega \u00e1 \u00feetta bla\u00f0. Besta fr\u00e9ttin er \u00e1n vafa LANDS\u00ed\u008dMINN<\/em>, en h\u00fan hlj\u00f3mar svona:<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00dea\u00f0 eru h\u00e9rna r\u00famlega \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00ed\u00adu str\u00e1kar \u00ed\u00ad me\u00f0fer\u00f0 e\u00f0a alveg fullt h\u00fas,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d segir \u00d3lafur Stef\u00e1nsson forst\u00f6\u00f0uma\u00f0ur me\u00f0fer\u00f0arst\u00f6\u00f0var a\u00f0 Sta\u00f0arfelli \u00ed\u00ad D\u00f6lum. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00deeir sem hinga\u00f0 koma eru l\u00ed\u00adka \u00e6 verr farnir, \u00fe\u00e1 eftir neyslu \u00fdmiskonar har\u00f0ra efna; til d\u00e6mis k\u00f3ka\u00ed\u00adns, hass og amfetam\u00ed\u00adns en afar margir n\u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0um t\u00f6kum \u00e1 tilveru sinni eftir me\u00f0fer\u00f0 h\u00e9r.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em> <\/p>\n Gott a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 \u00f3g\u00e6fumenn geti leita\u00f0 til Lands\u00ed\u00admans me\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00adn vandam\u00e1l. Svo finnst m\u00e9r Karl \u00d3skar Gu\u00f0mundsson landsb\u00f3kav\u00f6r\u00f0ur einstaklega fallegur \u00e1 myndinni \u00e1 bls. 3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00de\u00e1 er kominn laugardagur og helgarfr\u00ed\u00adi\u00f0 byrja\u00f0. \u00ed\u008d g\u00e6r var kar\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3k\u00ed\u00ad-keppni hj\u00e1 kennurunum og \u00e6\u00f0islega gaman. Byrja\u00f0i samt heldur h\u00e6gt en svo f\u00e6r\u00f0ist fj\u00f6r \u00ed\u00ad leikinn \u00feegar f\u00f3lk var\u00f0 drukknara. Eins gott a\u00f0 nemendurnir viti ekki hvernig vi\u00f0 erum \u00ed\u00ad raun og veru! Dagur, eldri sonur minn (11 \u00e1ra) var me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}